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DISCLAIMER: NARUTO is property of Kishimoto Masashi, Shueisha, and Studio Pierrot in Japan, and translated by VIZ Media and ShoPro Entertainment into English while Harry Potter is the property of J. K. Rowling, Bloomsbury, Scholastic, and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended, these characters are not used to generate money, nor are they used with permission.

WARNING: This fan fiction may contain spoilers on the series mentioned in the disclaimer including the author's note. Read at your own risk.

TIMELINE

HARRY POTTER:This fan fiction occurred after Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Book Five) and during the events of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (Book Six). Sirius is around thirty six.

NARUTO: After the three year jump. The first few chapters occurred during manga chapter 245 to chapter 280 (as for the NARUTO Shippuden anime episodes, I still have confirm which ones) while the rest of after them. This will an alternate story for the rest of NARUTO's chapter since here the Sasori never gave the information regarding his spy but he is dead and he will be replaced with whoever the creator wants. The characters that appeared after 280 may or may not be included depending on how this story will progress. Sasuke is around fifteen or sixteen years old.

Legend:

"Speaking."

'Thinking.'

SOUND EFFECTS

Flashbacks, Letters, Dream, Memories

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SIRUIS BLACK AND THE EIGHTH SWORD OF THE MIST

By A Writer Wannabee

His death changed everything.

The wizarding world cleared his name.

Harry vowed revenge against Snape.

But those were not the biggest change of all.

Join Sirius Black as he tries to learn the power the Dark Lord knows not.

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CHAPTER SEVEN: OKINA NO BAKA

Sasuke had been unconscious for several days.

Orochimaru don't know if he should be pleased or annoyed when he learned that the wizard brought the Uchiha back. He supposed he should be happy that the man had returned his prospective vessel but the knowledge that the man had escaped the village without anyone noticing was very disturbing.

In the end he decided to thank Snape and escorted the other personally to his room. He then immediately assigned two new guards for the man to prevent him from escaping, again. As for the man who had replaced Sasuke, he had no use for such mediocrity. This was the first time that Snape had tried to escape, unless Sasuke was keeping secrets from him. After their trip outside the village, the boy had demanded to have a mission other than his training. The Snake Sannin had been reluctant to allow him out of the village. He had then asked how the two's trip was but the boy had only replied with a grunt and said, "Being stupid as usual."

He was taken back at the answer. It lacked the professionalism the boy used to have. He usually received a very detailed description of Snape's actions. It seemed like something had happened that the boy didn't want to share.

'Maybe it was humiliating for the boy.'

He had heard rumours of the pranks Severus had pulled on his men. Many in fact had requested the man's death. Well, they were awarded with their own end instead.

No one questions his authority.

The rest of his ninjas decided to put up with the man rather than be six feet under the ground.

It would be safe to assume that Snape had pulled something of the sort during the excursion. But something was still amiss.

"Orochimaru-sama, he has arrived."

"Let him in."

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Sirius Black walked along the familiar halls. Orochimaru-sama had sent an invitation for them to have tea together. He wanted to scream…

#NO, I DON'T! WHY WOULD I WANT TO HAVE TEA WITH ORO-CREEP! I STILL LOVE MY LIFE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. #

But he controlled himself and wrote his reply.

#I am deeply honoured at your request. I have been waiting for an opportunity to show my gratitude for your allowing to me stay at you humble abode."

And Best Male Performance goes to

Dun, dun, dun Sirius Black!

When did he sink so low? But he has no choice. He needs to confront the guy. If he turned this opportunity down, it will be a proof that he had something to hide. He had noticed the increased security since his attempted escape.

'Why can't I just be heartless for once in my life?'

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FLASHBACK

'Chicken-Rime?'

The boy was bathing in his own blood.

'Who did you piss off this time?'

He immediately transformed back into a human and checked for the boy's pulse. This was definitely not good. The icy teen's heartbeat was dangerously weak. The boy was dying.

POOF.

Suddenly two chibi sized Blacks appeared one on both sides of him.

#You deserve that Chicken-Rime. #

One of the two spoke. This one was wearing something of a devil's costume.

#What are you waiting for? Do something! #

The angel costumed Sirius said.

#Are you suggesting that he should help him? Do you have a sudden case of amnesia, angel boy? The kid tried to kill the big guy! #

#But leaving him in clutches of death? Isn't that a bit too much? #

#What do you suggest? In case you have forgotten we're in a foreign country where in nobody speaks the English language. #

#Well, we could bring him with us to England. #

#Are you out of your mind! Bringing the boy with us could be endangering the wizarding community! #

#Then we'll just leave him in a hospital. #

#Wherein someone could identify us then it's bye-bye freedom, hello Azkabhan. #

#Sound isn't that far from here, we could…#

#And let everything go to waste! THERE'S NO WAY I AM GOING TO ALLOW THAT! I SAY LET CHICKEN-RIME ROT HERE! #

#NO, SAVE HIM! #

#ROT! #

#SAVE! #

#ROT! #

#SAVE! #

#ROT! #

#SAVE! #

#ROT! #

#SAVE! #

#ENOUGH! #

POOF.

#I really need to return to England. If I stay another minute in this country, I'm definitely going to lose my sanity, # he muttered loudly.

Then he looked at the boy.

#You know what? I really hate you. #

END OF FLASHBACK

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So all of his effort went down the drain, he couldn't leave the boy-who-tried-murder-him-a-few-weeks-ago to bleed to his death.

'That boy had better show some gratitude because the next time I see him dying I wouldn't think twice of leaving him where he is.'

Sirius inhaled deeply as one of his "escorts" entered the main door.

'I hope Oro-creep is in a good mood,'

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He opened his eyes.

'Where am I?'

"Ah, Sasuke-kun, good, you're awake."

"Kabuto?"

"Orochimaru-sama was very worried about your condition. It was very fortunate that Snape-san brought you back."

"The okina no baka saved me?"

"Okina no baka? It has been quite some time since you've given anyone a nickname."

"And what are you implying?"

"Nothing Sasuke-kun, you should rest. I'll be informing Orochimaru-sama that you are awake."

"Wait. How did he get out of the village?"

"Orochimaru-sama is currently discovering that."

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#Greetings Snape-san, have a seat. #

#Orochimaru-sama? #

#Is there something that's bothering you? #

#You're …#

#Hair? I decided that I needed to visit my barber the other day. So do you like my little make over? #

'Little? That's an understatement.'

In place of the usually long, straight black hair, it was short, spiked and white. His clothing has also changed. Instead of the standard uniform that most ninjas wear, he was wearing a white robe. What was alarming was the fact that his whole body was wrapped in bandages except for his right eye. Speaking of that eye, it was the only thing that hadn't been changed.

#He …really did a good job I wouldn't recognize you. You … look like an entirely different person. #

#You think so? # Orochimaru smiled at him.

And Sirius tried his best to smile back.

#You should sit now, the tea is about to be served. # The creepy man gestured at the mat across the table.

Sirius sat as a servant appeared carrying a tray with two cups and a teapot. Neither one of them spoke as tea was served. Orochimaru sipped from his cup.

#I should have done this earlier but I have been busy lately with my responsibilities. #

#Of course, it's just fine. You don't have worry about me. #

#I assume you are enjoying your stay in my village. #

#Ah, yes. People have been very hospitable. #

#You don't have to lie, Snape-san. I've heard about the pranks you have pulled on my shinobi. #

SHIT.

#That…was…just… a… misunderstanding, # he explained lamely.

#Oh, it's all right, Snape-san. You are a guest in this village; therefore you should be treated as one. #

#Oh…thank…you. #

#It is perfectly okay Severus-san. Is it alright if I call you by your first name? #

#Of course Orochimaru sa-#

#-San. As I have said you are a guest in this village. You do not need to address me as that manner. #

#If that's what you prefer, Orochimaru-san. #

#Now then, if I remember correctly you and Sasuke-kun visited a nearby town a few weeks ago. #

#Yes. #

#So be honest with me, did you pull a prank on Sasuke-kun? #

#He didn't tell you? #

#I wouldn't be asking now if I knew. #

'So Chicken-Rime doesn't report everything to Oro-creep.'

#Well? #

#Ah, yes. Well, you see I kind of "borrowed" something from him. #

#Borrowed? #

#Ah, I…stole…his…wallet. #

#You stole his wallet? I remember I forgot to give you money for the trip, my apologies. #

#No… it is quite alright, he didn't do anything drastic. #

'Yeah nothing drastic he just tried to MURDER ME AND THAT GIRL.'

#Oh is that so, no wonder he requested a mission outside the village. #

#Mission? #

#You see Snape-san, for a ninja village to survive, it accepts missions offering people assistance. These missions may range from simple household chores to protection to assassinations. #

#As…sa…si…na…tion? #

#Yes, and Sasuke-kun could be considered as one of the shinobi of this village. The very same reason I assigned him as your personal bodyguard. #

#You're hired mercenaries? #

#If that how you put it, yes. #

#How come…#

#You've never heard us before. Ninjas are quite popular in this continent however beyond the borders is another story. It's difficult for foreigner to hire a ninja because of the traveling expenses. I imagine many prefer to perform the tasks themselves or hire native mercenaries on their homeland. It's cheaper that way. Though there are certain circumstances that a foreigner would most likely hire shinobi. Usually these missions are ranked as A or S, the most difficult and most expensive ones. #

Sirius slowly digested the information.

'So that was what all the training is for…'

#Severus-san, you seemed pale. #

#No, I…just… overwhelmed… by… the information you have given me. #

'Overwhelmed? Heck, I 'm STUNNED.'

#Oh, by the way, I'm rather upset that you left the village without your escort. #

#Oh… I…was… very… bored. # He gulped.

#Bored? I understand your situation. You should have informed me earlier. I would have given an appropriate time and date for your next excursion. It's not safe outside the village, especially if you're alone. Rival villages could attack anytime. Even my very best men are in danger. Take Sasuke-kun for example; if you hadn't found him, well I can only assume the worse. Have I already thanked you for saving him? #

#You did. Actually I'm the one who should be grateful. #

#Quite honestly I was most impressed that you were able to leave without anyone noticing. #

#I had practice when I was younger. #

#Practice? #

#I…used to sneak out from home and school… and a lot of your men were very busy at that time. So how is Sasuke? #

#Kabuto's currently at his room. Why don't you wait for him, I'm sure he'll be happy inform you of Sasuke's condition. And Severus-san, I suggest you drink your tea. It's getting cold and besides it's not as though it is poisoned or anything. #

'I am really going to die,' his mind screamed as he forced himself to smile before bringing the small cup to his lips.

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TO BE CONTINUED

AUTHOR'S NOTE

I'd like to thant izumi-17, Hikagi, Maruken, Fattyaddy-99, Ruby Soul, hecate-19 for reviewing this chapter. And bishie_squee! for proofreading this chapter.