We
Are the Crystal Gems
We'll always save the day
And if you think we can't
We'll always find a way

Chell Junor suddenly appeared on Bitch City but then she saw some van speed up and another girl was running after it and Chell Junor was like "Wait wait WAIT FOR ME!"

That's why the people of this world
Believe in

Chell Junor finally had made it onto the beach where everyone had gathered.

Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl
AND STEVEN!

STEVEN UNIVERSE
created by REBECCA SUGAR-VASQUEZ


BEEP BOOP I'M A ROBOT
episode storyboarded by SHELBY CRAGG and AMBER ROGERS

featuring SHELBY CRAGG as PERIDOT

and CHELL JUNOR ROBERTS and REBECCA SUGAR-VASQUEZ as THEMSELVES

executive director IAN JONES-BURNETT


Chell Junor once again found herself on the broadway of Bitch City. "Oh thank god that was just the intro I was getting freaked out for no real reason" she said but then realized the camera wasn't pointing at her instead it was pointing at Steven and Amethyst enjoying fry bits like they always do and Peridot tried joining in but couldn't shapeshift a digestive system so she tried tagging along and pretending she is a human despite the peridot (LOL) on her forehead.

Suddenly though Amethyst noticed Chell Junor just hanging right there. "Hey check it out! As I was talking in my fighting lessons handles like this are a no-no because of THIS!" She whipped her whip and caught Chell Junor by one of her handles like Wheatly's and was able to drag her mercilessly. "Weird that looks nothing like a gem" Amethyst said and Peridot tried to make a joke like "But you do know what she does look like? A CLOD!" but no one laughed and there was no laugh track either.

Amethyst whipped the whip again and Chell Junor was pulled in and Amethyst extended her arms slightly so that she would be able to catch Chell Junor by her handles and Chell Junor couldn't do anything in particular since those handles were immobile and vestigial. "Man you don't look like anything in this world." Amethyst said and Chell Junor spit back out "That's because I'm the robot ball/human baby of Marrissa Roberts and Wheatly Potter from ITS MY LIFE! and-" "Oooooooooh" Amethyst oooooooohed.

"You're like Steven Universe in that case. He's the Crystal Gem/human baby of Greg Universe and Rose Quartz from this verse and he gets to have a show named after him which you should know since you're right IN IT" Amethyst maniacally laughed. Steven stepped up to her with expression like put her down and Peridot decided she wasn't particularly wanted so instead she went out on a date with Ronaldo and it was very romantic.

"No, put her down! She is harmless! We could hang out with her!" Steven tried to defend Chell Junor and Amethyst was just like "Yeah, you like her because you're just LIKE her get it" and this time there was an actual laugh track. Steven was left with no other choice so he took out his shield and sliced Amethyst's arms off and because she is a complete pussy she poofed. Steven wanted to help Chell Junor up from falling like "are you okay"? but Chell Junor was instead looking at Steven with stars in her eyes.

"I never realized how much alike we are." Chell Junor said and Steven laughed it off. "I'm sorry you had to meet the worst Crystal Gem but I bet Pearl and Garnet will be much better company!" He giggled and led Chell Junor to the Crystal Temple where Pearl was dusting stuff off and Garnet was on a gem mission so she wasn't there. When they entered though Pearl freaked out and dropped dust everywhere and scolded Steven "Steven, you know how important it is to not have dust in your food or toys? I Hate Everything has even proclaimed that everyone hates dust and that includes you! And who is this gem monster with you?" and Steven tried to defend himself like "Oh come on dust isn't so bad" "YES. IT. IS." Pearl deathglared and Chell Junor backed away but then she realized what to do.

"Well if you want to get rid of dust why don't you just do this" Chell Junor teleported all the dust in the room to the ocean and dropped it on Malachite who was there somewhere so she coughed and unfused to Lapis and Jasper. Pearl tried to defend her position like "Well because the dust is not on a warppad and we Crystal Gems don't have the power to just teleport stuff from arbitrary places" and then Steven went up to her all sorry holding Amethyst's gem and she grounded him by forcing him to recount all his saddest memories so the two went away and Chell Junor was left alone.

Eventually though Garnet came back from her mission and immediately noticed that someone other than her was around and she stood up. Garnet Future Visioned "You're Chell Junor Roberts." and continued to horoscope "You come here to seek consolation after the death of your beloved one, but feel like your time might be limited. Also, that thing on your ring is not a real gem" she pointed to Chell Junor's wedding ring she was wearing and it had a sapphire on it to match Skepness Man's ruby since they both watched Steven Universe. (It had been replaced as of the 10th anniversary that's why it can be a SU reference)

"Well, yes, I suppose... Wait, what's that?" Chell Junor finally noticed the Crystal Temple's door and that its star had six points instead of five and so did the stars of every Crystal Gem around her which I suppose means that Steven wore the Star of David but he's not David so it was wrong. At any rate Chell Junor wondered who the sixth Crystal Gem (Garnet counts as two because she's two lesbians in an overcoat trying to sneak into an R-rated movie) was and then she stepped out in all her beauty.

She had a dress much like Rose Quartz's white but did not have the star cutout because that is gross and instead the star kind of spanned the entire body and also was upside down and five-pointed again and black. She instantly recognized who was standing before her and wasn't Garnet "Oh! You must be the Inside Out girl. Chell Joy, right?" "Actually it's Chell Junor but I feel like she might want to stick with your variant" Garnet reported from the future and Chell Junor thought to herself. As she thought though the other one introduced herself "Hey, I'm Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez. Well, I guess I'm the representation of Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez in her own mind, but that is about as good as we're going to get."

Chell Junor then noticed something wrong with Rebecca... she was not pregnant anymore! "You're not-" she began and Garnet finished "Yes." and Rebecca instantly knew what the deal was going on. "Well of course I'm not pregnant all the time that's why my representation isn't pregnant but that kind of does force an issue. You see my child was due on August 15th and it's been two weeks so I might go into labor any second and when I do I won't be able to maintain this imaginary world anymore as there will only be pain so I want you to teleport out or otherwise you will suffer the same pain that I will and I don't want you to" Rebecca maintained and Chell Junor nodded.

Of course though before they could exchange anything else it started and Bitch City started collapsing and Chell Junor felt the pain so she teleported out but couldn't teleport properly in pain so she shot wherever.


Chell Junor appeared in the hospital where Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez was giving birth. With her were her two polyamorous husbands Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez and Ian Jones-Burnett because that is a valid form of love and I want it to be a valid form of marriage so it is in this fantasy world. Of course it isn't fantasy to anyone involved so you get me.

Even when outside of Rebecca's mind the whole process was still painful for Chell Junor to watch so she had no choice but to suffer but eventually it was over and Rebecca was together with her and Jhonen's child. "Oh baby Steven how do I love you" she said but then the doctor Mrs. Mediks Mom said "um, no, it's actually a girl" and everyone laughed since this is all kind of what happened in Rebecca's story on which she ended up basing the show Steven Universe. "Quick thinking what was Steven's mom's name again" and since SU existed in Rebecca's mind once again she could answer "Rose Quartz?" "Then Rose Quartz Vasquez it is" and everyone laughed again because the only people deserving of that much Zs are the falmer trollzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Rose Quartz Vasquez though only laughed because there was an amazing life coming up ahead of her and Chell Junor realized that she needs to be introduced to her half-brother Cranky Vasquez somehow!


TO BE CONTINUED