Neighbor: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a nice day to be moving"
Ash: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly"
Neighbor: "So what is it you do for a living?"
Ash: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning"
Neighbor : "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"
Ash: "Let me give you and example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."
Neighbor : "That is right"
Ash: "The fact that you have a dog, Leads me to deduce that you have a family."
Neighbor: "Right again"
Ash: "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife"
Neighbor: "Correct"
Ash: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual"
Neighbor : "Yup"
Ash: "That is deductive reasoning"
Neighbor: "Cool"
Later that same day...
Neighbor : "Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door"
Neighbor 2: "Is he a nice guy?"
Neighbor : "Yes, and he has an interesting job"
Neighbor 2: "Oh, yeah what does he do?"
Neighbor : "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University"
Neighbor 2: "Deductive reasoning, what is that"
Neighbor : "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"
Neighbor 2: "No"
Neighbor : "Fag."
