A/N: Hi all. It's been a while since I've done one of these, but I found myself with some free time. (I promise, I'm still working on RFOM). Today's episode is S2E5: Always Two There Are. I know it's an oldie so I put some exposition in asterisks for you. This ep starts with the crew on the Ghost.
Kanan: Let's end today's lesson by levitating Chopper.
Ezra: If you're saying today's lesson is almost over, I'll do anything.
Ezra: Can I drop him?
Kanan: Sure.
Hera: Kanan!
Kanan: I mean, no, you can't drop him.
Kanan: *whispering* Make it look like an accident.
Chopper: Why did we adopt this one again?
Kanan: Use the Force.
Ezra: What else would I be using?
Rex: Hey kid, when you're looking through the Force, don't forget to look with your eyes, too. The droid's got his feet locked down.
Ezra: That's not fair!
Kanan: Real battles usually aren't.
Ezra: Well gee, now I feel better. Thanks Dad.
Rex: The Jedi general that I served combined the Force with his wits, and it made him a great warrior.
Kanan: Ah, you mean the dead one?
Kanan: Ezra's got plenty of wits. What he needs is more discipline.
Rex: Ah. Well you'd better let a soldier handle that.
Kanan: Excuse me?
Hera: *comes in* Sabine, I have a mission for you and Chop.
Hera: I had it for the past five minutes or so, but now seemed like a good time.
Hera: Zeb, you should go on the mission too.
Zeb: But Mom!
Kanan: Better find the medical supplies quick; Captain Wits is about to need them.
Zeb: *high-fives Kanan* Nice.
Rex: Ah, so that's where the boy's lack of discipline comes from.
Kanan: You're saying I lack discipline?
Rex: And apparently proper hearing, too.
Everyone: Ooh, nope, I'm not getting in the middle of this. *leaves*
Kanan: What I meant is that Ezra's got to learn to stay in the moment, be present. You got it Ezra?
Kanan: Where'd he go?
*Ezra sneaks into the Phantom to join Zeb and Sabine*
Zeb: Hey, you weren't assigned on this mission.
Ezra: And hey, I didn't ask.
Sabine: You'd better ask Hera, just in case.
Ezra: Fine. *comms Hera*
Ezra: Hera, can I go on the mission?
Hera: Did you make your bed this morning?
Ezra: Yup.
Hera: Is your homework done?
Ezra: Yup.
Hera: Did you unload the dishwasher?
Ezra: Yup.
Hera: Have fun.
Ezra: What is this place?
Sabine: It's an old Republic medical station, abandoned after the Clone Wars.
Ezra: How do you know?
Sabine: I was assigned on the mission.
*when the doors to the base open*
Sabine: What do you know? Rex's codes worked.
Ezra: You sound like Kanan.
Ezra: Oh, come on, Chop. It's not so creepy, just… dark. Nothing we can't handle.
Sabine: Yesterday when the lights went out in your bedroom you screamed for ten seconds straight and ran into the wall.
*after Ezra talks to Zeb*
Zeb: Wait. You actually understand that glorified beeping garbage can?
Hera: Take it back!
Zeb: Hera, why is your comm always on?!
Sabine: *trying the doors in the station* Yep, I was afraid of this. No power.
Zeb: You've forgotten about… manpower! *pushes the doors open* Bang! Pow!
Ezra: Is anyone else hearing the creepy music in here?
Ezra: Just me?
Sabine: *kneels to paint the Rebel phoenix on the wall*
Ezra: Sabine, hurry up.
Sabine: I have to leave my tag Ezra IT'S MY THING
Ezra: *taps Sabine on the shoulder* Hey—
Sabine: *jumps* Waah! Ezra!
Ezra: What?! You were the one who decided to sit down for art class!
Ezra: *about the station* This might make a good base for us.
Sabine: Ugh, no thanks. This place looks like it's about to fall apart.
Ezra: Sabine, we're not talking about your life right now.
Zeb: *high-fives him*
Sabine: Chopper, power it up.
Chopper: Oh, right, because I can just magically power up an entire space station—done!
Sabine: I didn't mean the whole station, I meant this control panel.
Chopper: Oh. Well, this one's on you.
*after finding out that the files are corrupted, and can't show the location of the medical supplies*
Ezra: Change of plans then. Chopper stays here to fix the files while we search for the supplies.
Zeb: Ugh, I hate it when he tries to take over.
Sabine: Even worse is when it's actually not a bad plan.
Ezra: I can hear you guys.
Zeb: Should we follow him?
Sabine: Yeah… but do it grudgingly.
Chopper: Um, I'd rather not be left alone… anyone?
Zeb: *to Ezra* Why don't you put those Jedi skills to use finding the medical supplies so we can get out of here?
Ezra: Oh, no, it doesn't work like that, but I wont need my Jedi skills to find the medical supplies before you do.
Zeb: What's that supposed to mean?
Ezra: Well, generally it means I'm more perceptive, I can think on my feet, and I'm faster.
Sabine: Why are all of the boys fighting today?
Sabine: Look, I don't care who finds them first—
Ezra: I'll find them first.
Zeb: Cocky kid. Gonna run right past him! And announce everything I'm doing!
Ezra: *knocks a crate over onto Zeb*
Zeb: *from under the crate* So not fair.
Ezra: Fights rarely are.
Kanan: *over the comm* Aw, Ezra! You do listen to me!
Ezra: Kanan, why is your comm always on?!
*When they need to get back to Chopper, and Ezra points to an air vent*
Ezra: How about a shortcut?
Zeb: No thanks, Ezra. Air vents are your thing.
Ezra: You're just saying that because you won't fit in it.
Zeb: Maybe.
*When Ezra and Sabine run into the Seventh Sister*
Ezra: You're an Inquisitor?
Seventh Sister: Wow, you're bright.
Seventh Sister: You know what comes next.
Ezra: We sit down over caf for a nice, diplomatic discussion and part as unlikely friends?
Sabine: Run!
Ezra: Oh. That.
Ezra: Like Kanan said, it's never a fair fight.
Sabine: Ezra, I'm really glad you got the message and all, but can you focus on the matter at hand?
*after they run into the Fifth Brother*
Ezra: How many of these guys are there?!
Sabine: Two! Learn to count you idiot didn't they have school on Lothal
Fifth Brother: Seventh Sister. I didn't see you at Dad's funeral.
Ezra: *shuts the door to save her* Sabine, run!
Sabine: Ezra!
Sabine: I hate you Jedi and your selflessness noble acts!
Hera: *over the comm* I feel you, girl!
Seventh Sister: *to Ezra* Such a noble act. Just like a Jedi.
Ezra: Kanan, did you hear that? She called me a Jedi!
Kanan: *through the comm* Matter at hand, Ezra!
*Sabine gets back to Zeb*
Sabine: Zeb! Were you seriously stuck in the air vent for that entire battle?!
Zeb: … Maybe.
Sabine: What a convenient plot device.
Fifth Brother: *to the probe droids, after capturing Sabine* The other is yours. Do as you will.
Zeb: Oh heck no I survived the air vent I am not about to be killed by mechanical spiders.
Seventh Sister: *to Ezra* Why can you just not cooperate?
Ezra: Ha! Have you met me?
Seventh Sister: We know about Ahsoka Tano.
Ezra: You do?!
Ezra: I mean, uh… Who's Ahsnoka Lano?
Seventh Sister: As pretty as you are—
Ezra: What the kriff?
Seventh Sister: I only need you alive. Not in one piece.
Ezra: I can assure you, I'm a lot more fun in one piece!
Zeb: Chopper, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I need your help
Chopper: What was that?
Zeb: I need your help.
Chopper: One more time.
Zeb: Chopper, I need—oh, come on!
Fifth Brother: *enters with Sabine* What did the boy tell you?
Seventh Sister: Nothing I wish to share.
Fifth Brother: Well, you were never very good at sharing.
Seventh Sister: You're still mad about that? We were kids!
Fifth Brother: DAD GOT THAT LIGHTSABER FOR BOTH OF US!
Fifth Brother: So like, nothing nothing, or like, something that you're not going to tell me?
*Back with Zeb and Chopper*
Zeb: Truth is, I don't really stand a chance going in alone, much less with you.
Chopper: Gee, thanks.
Zeb: If we leave this space station, we're never seeing those kids again.
Chopper: Shotgun!
Seventh Sister: Once we have the others, we'll dispose of them both… very slowly.
Ezra: Man, you are such a cliché.
*During the rescue, when Zeb has Ezra and Sabine in the Phantom*
Zeb: They're Force-pulling the ship?! That's no fair!
Ezra: Fights rarely a—
Sabine: Not now Ezra!
Seventh Sister: I can't hold them alone!
Fifth Brother: Really? You've been doing fine on your own all day!
*after they escape*
Ezra: We made it. Good plan, Zeb.
Zeb: Let's not get all emotional. But I did save you and get the medical supplies, so I'm basically the best. Bow down to your lord and savior.
Chopper: Hey, I helped!
*Back on the Ghost*
Kanan: *beats Rex at Sabacc*I win!
Rex: Alright, you win.
Kanan: Yeah, I won!
Rex: Yup.
Kanan: I beat Rex at sabacc!
Rex: We established that…
Kanan: *voice getting louder, talking in Hera's direction* I won!
Kanan: *hears the crew coming back* Speaking of lack of discipline—
Ezra: *appears* Did somebody say LACK OF DISCIPLINE?!
Kanan: Ezra. We need to talk.
Ezra: Yeah, we do, about the two Inquisitors we just ran into.
Kanan: What?!
Ezra: *fist pumps* Ha! I knew that would get me out of trouble for the day!
Sabine: We got lucky, Zeb saved us—
Zeb: Darn right I did.
Sabine: But without him, things could have been bad.
Zeb: But they weren't.
Zeb: Because I saved you.
Zeb: Did I mention that I saved them?
Rex: *to Zeb* Well done, soldier.
Kanan: Okay, let's not start calling each other that.
Zeb: Kanan, why didn't you tell us there were more of them?
Hera: Ahem. SPACEWIFE STEPPING IN
Hera: *to the kids* Commander Sato is going to need a full report on this.
All: *groan*
Hera: So... go do that. I'll be here, offering your father emotional support.
Ezra: You know, I had a pretty traumatic day, I could use some emotional support...
Kanan: Get in line, kid.
Ezra: Aw, no fair.
Kanan: Nothing is. That was the episode's whole lesson, weren't you paying attention?!
