A/N: Hi all. It's been a while since I've done one of these, but I found myself with some free time. (I promise, I'm still working on RFOM). Today's episode is S2E5: Always Two There Are. I know it's an oldie so I put some exposition in asterisks for you. This ep starts with the crew on the Ghost.


Kanan: Let's end today's lesson by levitating Chopper.

Ezra: If you're saying today's lesson is almost over, I'll do anything.

Ezra: Can I drop him?

Kanan: Sure.

Hera: Kanan!

Kanan: I mean, no, you can't drop him.

Kanan: *whispering* Make it look like an accident.

Chopper: Why did we adopt this one again?


Kanan: Use the Force.

Ezra: What else would I be using?

Rex: Hey kid, when you're looking through the Force, don't forget to look with your eyes, too. The droid's got his feet locked down.

Ezra: That's not fair!

Kanan: Real battles usually aren't.

Ezra: Well gee, now I feel better. Thanks Dad.


Rex: The Jedi general that I served combined the Force with his wits, and it made him a great warrior.

Kanan: Ah, you mean the dead one?


Kanan: Ezra's got plenty of wits. What he needs is more discipline.

Rex: Ah. Well you'd better let a soldier handle that.

Kanan: Excuse me?

Hera: *comes in* Sabine, I have a mission for you and Chop.

Hera: I had it for the past five minutes or so, but now seemed like a good time.


Hera: Zeb, you should go on the mission too.

Zeb: But Mom!


Kanan: Better find the medical supplies quick; Captain Wits is about to need them.

Zeb: *high-fives Kanan* Nice.

Rex: Ah, so that's where the boy's lack of discipline comes from.

Kanan: You're saying I lack discipline?

Rex: And apparently proper hearing, too.

Everyone: Ooh, nope, I'm not getting in the middle of this. *leaves*

Kanan: What I meant is that Ezra's got to learn to stay in the moment, be present. You got it Ezra?

Kanan: Where'd he go?


*Ezra sneaks into the Phantom to join Zeb and Sabine*

Zeb: Hey, you weren't assigned on this mission.

Ezra: And hey, I didn't ask.


Sabine: You'd better ask Hera, just in case.

Ezra: Fine. *comms Hera*

Ezra: Hera, can I go on the mission?

Hera: Did you make your bed this morning?

Ezra: Yup.

Hera: Is your homework done?

Ezra: Yup.

Hera: Did you unload the dishwasher?

Ezra: Yup.

Hera: Have fun.


Ezra: What is this place?

Sabine: It's an old Republic medical station, abandoned after the Clone Wars.

Ezra: How do you know?

Sabine: I was assigned on the mission.


*when the doors to the base open*

Sabine: What do you know? Rex's codes worked.

Ezra: You sound like Kanan.


Ezra: Oh, come on, Chop. It's not so creepy, just… dark. Nothing we can't handle.

Sabine: Yesterday when the lights went out in your bedroom you screamed for ten seconds straight and ran into the wall.


*after Ezra talks to Zeb*

Zeb: Wait. You actually understand that glorified beeping garbage can?

Hera: Take it back!

Zeb: Hera, why is your comm always on?!


Sabine: *trying the doors in the station* Yep, I was afraid of this. No power.

Zeb: You've forgotten about… manpower! *pushes the doors open* Bang! Pow!


Ezra: Is anyone else hearing the creepy music in here?

Ezra: Just me?


Sabine: *kneels to paint the Rebel phoenix on the wall*

Ezra: Sabine, hurry up.

Sabine: I have to leave my tag Ezra IT'S MY THING

Ezra: *taps Sabine on the shoulder* Hey—

Sabine: *jumps* Waah! Ezra!

Ezra: What?! You were the one who decided to sit down for art class!


Ezra: *about the station* This might make a good base for us.

Sabine: Ugh, no thanks. This place looks like it's about to fall apart.

Ezra: Sabine, we're not talking about your life right now.

Zeb: *high-fives him*


Sabine: Chopper, power it up.

Chopper: Oh, right, because I can just magically power up an entire space station—done!

Sabine: I didn't mean the whole station, I meant this control panel.

Chopper: Oh. Well, this one's on you.


*after finding out that the files are corrupted, and can't show the location of the medical supplies*

Ezra: Change of plans then. Chopper stays here to fix the files while we search for the supplies.

Zeb: Ugh, I hate it when he tries to take over.

Sabine: Even worse is when it's actually not a bad plan.

Ezra: I can hear you guys.

Zeb: Should we follow him?

Sabine: Yeah… but do it grudgingly.

Chopper: Um, I'd rather not be left alone… anyone?


Zeb: *to Ezra* Why don't you put those Jedi skills to use finding the medical supplies so we can get out of here?

Ezra: Oh, no, it doesn't work like that, but I wont need my Jedi skills to find the medical supplies before you do.

Zeb: What's that supposed to mean?

Ezra: Well, generally it means I'm more perceptive, I can think on my feet, and I'm faster.

Sabine: Why are all of the boys fighting today?


Sabine: Look, I don't care who finds them first—

Ezra: I'll find them first.

Zeb: Cocky kid. Gonna run right past him! And announce everything I'm doing!

Ezra: *knocks a crate over onto Zeb*

Zeb: *from under the crate* So not fair.

Ezra: Fights rarely are.

Kanan: *over the comm* Aw, Ezra! You do listen to me!

Ezra: Kanan, why is your comm always on?!


*When they need to get back to Chopper, and Ezra points to an air vent*

Ezra: How about a shortcut?

Zeb: No thanks, Ezra. Air vents are your thing.

Ezra: You're just saying that because you won't fit in it.

Zeb: Maybe.


*When Ezra and Sabine run into the Seventh Sister*

Ezra: You're an Inquisitor?

Seventh Sister: Wow, you're bright.


Seventh Sister: You know what comes next.

Ezra: We sit down over caf for a nice, diplomatic discussion and part as unlikely friends?

Sabine: Run!

Ezra: Oh. That.


Ezra: Like Kanan said, it's never a fair fight.

Sabine: Ezra, I'm really glad you got the message and all, but can you focus on the matter at hand?


*after they run into the Fifth Brother*

Ezra: How many of these guys are there?!

Sabine: Two! Learn to count you idiot didn't they have school on Lothal


Fifth Brother: Seventh Sister. I didn't see you at Dad's funeral.


Ezra: *shuts the door to save her* Sabine, run!

Sabine: Ezra!

Sabine: I hate you Jedi and your selflessness noble acts!

Hera: *over the comm* I feel you, girl!


Seventh Sister: *to Ezra* Such a noble act. Just like a Jedi.

Ezra: Kanan, did you hear that? She called me a Jedi!

Kanan: *through the comm* Matter at hand, Ezra!


*Sabine gets back to Zeb*

Sabine: Zeb! Were you seriously stuck in the air vent for that entire battle?!

Zeb: … Maybe.

Sabine: What a convenient plot device.


Fifth Brother: *to the probe droids, after capturing Sabine* The other is yours. Do as you will.

Zeb: Oh heck no I survived the air vent I am not about to be killed by mechanical spiders.


Seventh Sister: *to Ezra* Why can you just not cooperate?

Ezra: Ha! Have you met me?


Seventh Sister: We know about Ahsoka Tano.

Ezra: You do?!

Ezra: I mean, uh… Who's Ahsnoka Lano?


Seventh Sister: As pretty as you are—

Ezra: What the kriff?

Seventh Sister: I only need you alive. Not in one piece.

Ezra: I can assure you, I'm a lot more fun in one piece!


Zeb: Chopper, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I need your help

Chopper: What was that?

Zeb: I need your help.

Chopper: One more time.

Zeb: Chopper, I need—oh, come on!


Fifth Brother: *enters with Sabine* What did the boy tell you?

Seventh Sister: Nothing I wish to share.

Fifth Brother: Well, you were never very good at sharing.

Seventh Sister: You're still mad about that? We were kids!

Fifth Brother: DAD GOT THAT LIGHTSABER FOR BOTH OF US!


Fifth Brother: So like, nothing nothing, or like, something that you're not going to tell me?


*Back with Zeb and Chopper*

Zeb: Truth is, I don't really stand a chance going in alone, much less with you.

Chopper: Gee, thanks.

Zeb: If we leave this space station, we're never seeing those kids again.

Chopper: Shotgun!


Seventh Sister: Once we have the others, we'll dispose of them both… very slowly.

Ezra: Man, you are such a cliché.


*During the rescue, when Zeb has Ezra and Sabine in the Phantom*

Zeb: They're Force-pulling the ship?! That's no fair!

Ezra: Fights rarely a—

Sabine: Not now Ezra!


Seventh Sister: I can't hold them alone!

Fifth Brother: Really? You've been doing fine on your own all day!


*after they escape*

Ezra: We made it. Good plan, Zeb.

Zeb: Let's not get all emotional. But I did save you and get the medical supplies, so I'm basically the best. Bow down to your lord and savior.

Chopper: Hey, I helped!


*Back on the Ghost*

Kanan: *beats Rex at Sabacc*I win!

Rex: Alright, you win.

Kanan: Yeah, I won!

Rex: Yup.

Kanan: I beat Rex at sabacc!

Rex: We established that…

Kanan: *voice getting louder, talking in Hera's direction* I won!


Kanan: *hears the crew coming back* Speaking of lack of discipline—

Ezra: *appears* Did somebody say LACK OF DISCIPLINE?!


Kanan: Ezra. We need to talk.

Ezra: Yeah, we do, about the two Inquisitors we just ran into.

Kanan: What?!

Ezra: *fist pumps* Ha! I knew that would get me out of trouble for the day!


Sabine: We got lucky, Zeb saved us—

Zeb: Darn right I did.

Sabine: But without him, things could have been bad.

Zeb: But they weren't.

Zeb: Because I saved you.

Zeb: Did I mention that I saved them?


Rex: *to Zeb* Well done, soldier.

Kanan: Okay, let's not start calling each other that.


Zeb: Kanan, why didn't you tell us there were more of them?

Hera: Ahem. SPACEWIFE STEPPING IN

Hera: *to the kids* Commander Sato is going to need a full report on this.

All: *groan*

Hera: So... go do that. I'll be here, offering your father emotional support.

Ezra: You know, I had a pretty traumatic day, I could use some emotional support...

Kanan: Get in line, kid.

Ezra: Aw, no fair.

Kanan: Nothing is. That was the episode's whole lesson, weren't you paying attention?!