-James-

I tried to avoid hallways where I heard Padfoot's growling and Violet's moaning. After the escapade last week, I'd caught them snogging a few times. Other times, Padfoot had Violet pressed against the wall, with his hand in her shorts.

"Ewh, ewh, ewh." I said, walking into the kitchen after one of these occasions.

"You see something unpleasant, Potter?" I looked up to see Snivellus, sitting at my kitchen table. At least he'd listened to my rule this time.

"Only your face, Snape." I said, with mock pleasantness.

"You're a git, you know that?" Snape shot at me.

"At least-"

"Boys," Lily said, entering the kitchen, and interrupting my comeback. "Play nicely or I'll send you to opposite sides of the room."

"He started it." We both muttered. Lily just laughed. Whenever she laughed, it made me feel like I had to laugh with her. I refrained from it this time, because I was mad that Snape was in my household. There was a knock at the door and I shot a glare at Snape before going to answer it.

There was a thin, pale, curly black haired girl dressed in a too-short skirt and a revealing tank top. Her black eyes were rimmed in purple, as if she hadn't slept in ages. "Bellatrix?" I said, shocked that Padfoot's cousin was stopping by. "What the hell are you doing here?"

"I'm here to talk to Sirius." She said, in her high pitched voice. Bellatrix Black put her long fingered hand on her hip, giving me a look that said she'd much rather be somewhere else, as if I had forced her to grace my doorstep.

"He's- uh- busy right now." I answered, trying not to think of what or who he was busy with. "Why do you need him?"

"I don't need him. His mum wanted to tell him something."

"What did she want to tell him?"

"That he's a useless git." Bellatrix laughed, though it sounded more like a shriek. "That's what I'd tell him if he were my son."

"Obviously, you wouldn't be that great of a mother."

"You don't know what I'm capable of, Potter," I had a strong feeling that she wasn't referring to my mother comment. We glared at each other for a few seconds, when Padfoot and Violet interrupted us. Violet's eyes widened when she saw Bellatrix. My sister wasn't too fond of Padfoot's cousin. And vise verse.

"Bellatrix." Violet spat. Sirius clutched the back of her t-shirt to stop her from doing anything. No one would blame her if she did.

"Violet." Bellatrix said, with just as much venom. She smirked when she saw the bite marks and purple-y spots on Violet's neck. She motioned towards them and mouthed, "Nice."

"What do you want, Bella?" Padfoot asked, stepping in front of Violet so she didn't kill someone.

"Your mum wanted me to ask you if you've seen Regulus. He hasn't been home in a few days."

"How would I know where the prat is? I've been here all summer."

"I dunno, Sirius, the boy follows you everywhere."

"Well, you can tell my mother that next time, she can send an owl."

"It's not like I wanted to be here, Sirius."

"Good. And when you find the git, tell him to stay out of my room. I know he's been in there."

"Sorry, Sirius, I'm not an owl." Bellatrix smirked and disapperated with a small 'pop'.

"Merlin, I want to punch her so hard in her slaggy little face." Violet steamed as we all walked into the kitchen.

"Well, I'm not too fond of you, either." Lily said, obviously knowing that Violet was talking about someone else, but not knowing who exactly she was talking about.

"Not you, Lily Bug." Violet smiled. "Bellatrix Black." She said in a perfect imitation of Padfoot's cousin's shrill voice.

"What was she doing here?"

"Wanted to know if Regulus was here." Padfoot said, shaking his head.

"I hope he's okay." Violet said, almost worried. Violet had a soft spot for the younger Black brother. Obviously the older one, too.

"He's probably off with his friends, worshiping that muggle-hating scum's socks, or something." Lily looked uncomfortable at this, and fidgeted around her seat.

"Sorry, Evans."

-Lily-

"I don't know how those two are related!" Violet seethed, in her room, an hour later.

"It's not like Black is that great of a guy." Sev said, laying back on the bed. I had to agree with Violet in this case. Sirius did help save me, and I'd hated Bellatrix since she locked me, Violet, and the Marauders in a closet in our 1st year. We were in there for three hours until Molly Prewitt, a 7th year, found us and let us out.

"I think he's fine." I defended.

"Thank you, Lily." Vi put emphasis on my name to indicate that Sev should be on her side also.

"You just say that because you two shag on a regular basis." Severus directed at Violet.

"Maybe if you got shagged, you wouldn't be so into harping on my boyfriend." Violet covered her mouth immediately, knowing she probably hurt our greasy haired friend's feelings. Before Sev could say anything, Vi ran and hugged him. "Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I love you!" Violet punctuated each word with a kiss on Sev's cheeks, lips, and hooked nose. Severus laughed and hugged Violet.

"It's fine, Vi."

She sat braiding little strands of Sev's hair, not looking at me when she said, "So you know, Lils, you're going to have a babies named Harry James and Dahlia. Sirius and I decided it, already."

"Harry? Why Harry? That sounds so-"

"Old? I know. That's what I thought. But Sirius already made up his mind on the name of his 'godson'." Vi laughed.

"Ha! Godson? How can you be a Godfather from Azkaban." I joked.

"Hey! He's not that bad." Violet said.

"He has a drives a flying motorbike! He lifted it off a muggle!"

"That's just a rumor." Violet said, quietly. Though I knew for a fact that Sirius had taken her out on it just last night.

"Besides," I said, "Why don't you two name your own kids, not the ones that James and I are never going to have." Violet blushed brightly. I'd known her for years and I'd never known her to blush.

"What about you, Sev?" I asked, trying to change the direction of the conversation now that I'd embarrassed my best friend.

"Harry James sounds like a kid that I would give detention." Severus said, half smiling. We all knew that he wanted to be a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.

"Don't you dare give Lily's imaginary son detention!" Violet said, obviously glad for the subject change.

-James-

"You realize that since you're with my sister, you're not allowed to share any sex stories, right?" I asked Padfoot, after he had just finished talking about a snog-fest he had this morning with said twin sister.

"Well, that sucks. I have quite a few." Moony, who was closer to Padfoot, punched his arm.

"Is it weird? You know, touching her...down there?" Wormtail asked. I made a disgusted face at him.

"Wormtail! Don't ask that kind of stuff!" I said, relatively freaked out. Like I needed to think of Violet getting "touched down there".

"No, Wormtail, it's not. It's bloody amazing." Padfoot answered, ignoring me.

"What's it like, you know, actually doing it?" This time, it was Moony that asked. He was supposed to be on my side!

"It's a hell of a lot better than wanking in a broom cupboard, I can tell you that much." I covered my ears, and immaturely sang to myself. "Oh, don't worry, Prongs. I'm not hurting her." Sirius said, over my childishness.

"Bite marks say differently." Moony said, actually getting into the conversation. Stupid, side changing werewolf.

"Why do you bite her?" Wormtail asked, looking at Padfoot like he was giving them the answers to life.

"Cause it makes her squirm and moan." Padfoot said, wiggling his eyebrows.

"I hate you. I hate you. I hate you." I muttered as a way to cover up his words.

"Oh, Prongs, calm down." Padfoot said, patting my back. "When you finally get Lily, you'll be telling us the same thing."

-Lily-

I lay in the bed, trying to figure out why it was so familiar, when I realized I was completely naked.

"Just be still, Lily." I looked to my left to see James, lying next to me. This was James' room. I was naked in James Potter's bed.

"James! What the hell's going on?" I said. Or tried to say; no words came out of my mouth.

In one swift movement, James was on top of me, kissing my neck, and moving his large, rough hands over my breasts and stomach. I moaned loudly as one finger entered my body. My eyes closed as I called out James' name. They stayed closed as James' hand remained trapped between my thighs.

When I finally opened my eyes I wasn't in James' room. I was in Violet's, not naked. I looked over to see Violet and Severus, staring at me. Violet was trying to stifle a laugh. Severus looked uncomfortable.

"What? What's so funny?" I asked, having a feeling.

"You were moaning my brother's name." Violet said, no longing holding in her laugh. I blushed heavily.

"I-I-er." I could not think of a single excuse.

"Lily and James sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G." Violet sang. "Or whatever you happened to be doing a moment ago." She winked.

"Let me make one thing perfectly clear, I do not like or love James Potter. Nor do I desire to kiss him in any sort of tree." I explained.

"Admit it, you think he's hot."

"Okay, you know what! Fine." I said, exasperated. "I do. I think James Potter is the most gorgeous thing to ever walk the planet." Okay, that was a bit much.

Violet laughed like mad.

"I knew it."

"Oh, don't you know everything?" We all looked up to see James standing in Violet's doorway.

Oh, god. Please let this be the dream.

"So you think I'm gorgeous, Lily?" I blushed even harder, if possible.

"I- uh." I shook my head. "Don't let it go to your head."

"Too late." Violet whispered, she couldn't look any happier with the situation.

"Oi, Snape, put on a shirt. Have you not heard my rule?" James said, as if finally noticing that Sev was there.

"I will, after I'm done shagging your sister." We all stared at Sev in shock. I don't think I'd ever heard him say anything like that about me or Violet. Violet was the first to say anything.

"Oh, yes." Violet crawled toward Sev and straddled his lap. "Would you like to join again, Lily Bug?" I giggled and moved towards them. I sat behind Sev, and kissed his neck and tugged on his earlobe with my teeth. I felt him shudder. Violet kissed him full on the mouth.

"Merlin! Just stop!" James got out of the doorway, and turned back to his room.

Violet and I could not stop laughing. At least we were off of the "Lily thinks James is hot" subject.

Severus sat completely still. He looked pale...er.

"Sev, hun, you alright?" Violet asked, touching his shoulder.

"Uhm, yes." Severus stood up and walked out the door, muttering about using the bathroom.

"What's with him?" I asked. Violet laughed.

"I think we took it a little too far. The poor boy had a massive hard on." Violet stroked an imaginary goatee. "Going for a nice wank, I'd say." I shoved Violet, but couldn't hold in my laughter.

"Gross, Vi."

"What? Everyone does it. I've even caught Remus a few times." I looked at her, oddly. "What? He doesn't lock the door! He's quite large, you know." Violet added.

"I didn't need to know that."

"So what were you dreaming about?" Oh, crap.

"Nothing!" I proclaimed.

"Lily, I know that 'James'," Violet said her brother's name in a breathy moan. "Wasn't about nothing."

"Fine, I was doing...stuff, with James."

"Like what kind of stuff?"

"Like he was kissing me and touching me in private areas!" I whisper shouted, in case James took that moment to come back into the room. Violet gave me her "I knew it" smirk. Before she could say anything else, Sev walked back into the room. Violet laughed.

"You know, you're very well endowed, Severus." Vi commented to him. Sev's face drained. "Oh, don't be embarrassed, love, it's a good thing. Plus, I was right on top of your crotch; I wasn't going to not feel it." I tried to hide my laugh and punched her arm. "What? I'm giving him a compliment. He shouldn't be ashamed of the size of his pe-"

"No more talking!" Severus covered his ears and ducked his head.

-James-

"Ewh, ewh, ewh." I said, walking back into my room.

"What's up, mate? You usually only do that when you find me and Vi fooling around." Padfoot asked from his spot on the floor.

"Lily, Violet, Snape." I said, going back to my mantra of "Ewhs".

"What about 'Lily, Violet, Snape'?" Moony asked, cautiously. I took a deep breath.

"Violet was on top of Snape, snogging him, and Lily was...egh." I shuttered, the image coming back.

"You'd better be joking, Prongs." Padfoot growled.

"He was talking about Lily, I don't think he was joking." Moony said.

"I'm going to kill him. That bastard shall be killed. I will kill him to death." Padfoot said, jumping up.

"Need any help?"

-Severus-

I had a feeling I was going to die. Most likely at the hands of Black and Potter.

The girls lay on either side of me, Lily's head on my stomach and Violet's on my chest. Both asleep. It was my fault. I probably shouldn't have said what I did, and then Vi and Lily wouldn't have...that. I normally wouldn't have, but I'd had my fill of Potter's taunts and I knew that'd bother him.

But I do not regret it. It felt amazing having Lily's lips on my skin. And even if I was in love with Lily, Violet wasn't hideous, and it was pretty amazing to have her snog me and have her pressed against me. Sure, they'd both kissed me before, but never like that.

Oh, yes, I was a dead man.

"Prongs, hurry up!" Black whispered outside the door. I pretended to be asleep between the girls. The door opened and I heard two people step inside.

"That rat bastard." Potter said, probably noting the sleeping girls on me.

"What if they wake up?" Black asked.

"They won't." Potter muttered a spell. I actually fell asleep as Potter and Black lifted me from the bed.

-James-

"JAMES GODRIC!" My sister yelled, bursting into my room.

"Violet Rowena." I said, sleepily, as I had just woken up.

"Where is Severus?" She asked, looking as angry as the time Padfoot and I invented the "Steal Violet's Bra" game.

"How should we know where your slime ball mate is?" Padfoot asked. He was just as mad as Violet.

"Well, I don't know," Violet said sarcastically, "Maybe because he's gone and this was in my room." She said, chucking Padfoot's wand at him, smacking him square in the face. She may have been a keeper, but she had great aim.

"Shit." He muttered, rubbing his forehead where it hit him.

"Yes, shit. Now tell me where he is, or I'll rip your nuts off and make you eat them."

"Calm down, Vi, I'll show you where he is." Moony said, standing up.

"Thank you, Remus."

"Party pooper." I muttered. Padfoot gave me a smile, but I could tell he was still pissed.

"You're an ass, you know that, James?" Lily had her arms crossed, standing outside my room. She eyed my bed curiously, like it might eat her or something.

"What? We didn't do anything that bad to him." I defended.

"You shouldn't have done anything to him. He didn't do anything to you. He's never done anything to you," Lily said, getting angrier.

"He snogged my girlfriend!" Padfoot yelled.

"Check your facts; she snogged him. And it was only a joke."

"So was this." I retorted.

"BLACK!" Violet yelled, coming back into the room. I saw Snape in the hallway, soaking wet. I laughed at the pitiful looking kid as Lily talked to him quietly. Padfoot merely looked at my sister like she was no one of importance.

"Yes, Violet?"

"You're a fucking asshole." Violet seethed. "We harmlessly tease James and you hex Severus?" Padfoot sat up and was about to defend himself, but Violet held up her hand, silencing him. "Don't talk to me." She turned on her heel and left the room, pulling Snape and Lily behind her.

"You screwed up, mate."