A/N: This is one of my request stories xD This ones short because I couldn't think of anything...he doesn't get paired with anyone xD


Chapter 7: Kurama

Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,

I guess I should consider myself lucky you don't pair me with the other Tailed Beasts...

Naruto: Yeah...real lucky...

Go away brat!

Anyway, there's still some things I'd like to discuss with you.

For example...

I do not control Naruto's body and get laid. AT ALL!

I'm a demon fox, why would I need to do that...ever?

Naruto: Well you do have your needs...

Naruto, I let you write peacefully didn't I? Go away!

Naruto: *Scoff* Fine...

And let's just set the record straight right now. I hate Madara with a passion. I've learned to respect Naruto but the only reason I'm working with him and that other Uchiha is because Madara needs to be stopped and they can't do it without me.

Other than that, people use me for either destruction or to seal me up!

Locked up in all of the Uzumakis like some kind of animal. Pitiful.

Anyway. No I do not use Naruto for sex, and whatever else you sick people can come up with.

Naruto: HEY! You're not going to defend your host against their crazy imagination? What about all those fanfictions with me and Sasuke?

You two walked right into it. Serves you right. You deal with it. As long as they don't kill you or mention me, I don't care.

Regards,

Kurama, the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox