Author Notes: Hello, everyone! Thank you again for reviewing the previous chapter on sexy Neji! Enjoy more silliness :)
General Warnings: Parody, tongue in cheek humour and OOCness.
Chapter Warnings: No major spoilers that I can think of, but this will make a bit more sense if you remember what their attire look like. Jinpachi & Kushimaru's sword skills are showcased in Shippuden Episode 288 (Danger: Jinpachi and Kushimaru!).
Characters: The previous generation of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist.
- Chapter Start -
Jinpachi Munashi wasn't always an expert at wielding the Shibuki, a sword that has a scroll full of explosive tags incorporated into it.
During one of his earlier practices, his other comrades made the mistake of standing closer to him than they should have. The scroll exploded and when the huge puff of smoke cleared, all seven of them found their clothes in tatters, the remaining threads barely keeping their modesty intact.
Of course they could still continue rampaging and pillaging with impunity, but even they knew they would look downright ridiculous armed with nothing but their swords.
Besides, it was cold at nights.
As leader of their group, Zabuza Momochi decided they would raid the nearest village that very night. Late at night when all the villagers were fast asleep.
At the appointed time, they snuck into said village and made a beeline for the only textile shop there. Much to their dismay, the bolts of material there consisted mainly of bright florals and pastel prints, hardly suitable for a group of cold and heartless swordsmen.
After an hour of frantic searching, they left with their spoils - a large bolt of plain black cloth, a smaller bolt of white and a much smaller one with a pattern of thin black lines on a grey background.
Kushimaru Kuriarare then set to work, wielding his needle-like sword, the Nuibari. Instead of threading victims, he sewed garments and instead of wires, he used conventional sewing thread.
When the sun rose, the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist were decently clothed once more, most of them in black, some in white and all of them with grey striped arm and leg warmers.
Needless to say, they kept well away from Jinpachi until his Shibuki wielding skills improved.
- Chapter End -
A/N: Thank you for reading! I know their attire is based off of the Kirigakure uniform, but that isn't as much fun. Do leave a review if you enjoyed it :)
