Chapter Seven : Lord Voldemort

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Just as ACI was waiting for her next victim, Lord Voldemort floated in.

"That was such a bore."

"Know your stars, know your stars."

"Whoever is saying that, you're troublesome."

"Sit down." Voldemort sat down.

"Know your stars, know your stars."

"That phrase is so troublesome."

"Voldemort thinks Fleur and Cho are ugly sluts."

"You're troublesome and a liar."

"Fine then, Voldemort cheats on both of them."

"You're troublesome, a liar, and annoying."

"Fine then, first he thought they were ugly sluts then he cheats with them and finally he dumps both of them for Cedric.

You could see two veins pop on Voldemort's forehead. "I'm not gay."

"You're a stalker!"

"How would I be a stalker?"

"So where's Harry right now?"

"How would I know?"

"And you call yourself a stalker, pathetic."

1,000 veins were popping on the dark lord's face, "YOU WERE THE ONE WHO ACCUSED ME OF BEING A STALKER!"

"I thought stalkers were supposed to be quiet, pathetic."

"I AM NOT A STALKER!"

"Two words, pathetic."

"That's one word," Voldemort said slowly regaining his composure.

"Just because you know math doesn't mean you're a good stalker, as I said pathetic."

"I AM NOT A STALKER and you're troublesome."

"That took you awhile to figure you're not a good stalker, you should quit trying."

"CUT THAT OUT!"

"Fine, so how is your crush on Cedric?"

"I AM NOT GAY!"

"And people say you're the evil one."

"Troublesome."

"Gay."

"AAARRRRRRGGGHHH!"So Voldemort left.

"That was interesting," thought ACI.

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Ives: Yep, the third part is up and running. Now before you so kindly review, may I also remind you that part for is Professor Minerva McGonagall.
CoCo: I'm so sorry this took so long, people, SHE pointing at Ives forgot to post this. SHE will be punished!!!! MOOHAHA!!! OK I'm calm again...