Chapter 6

"Ladies and Gentleman,

we have gathered here today to celebrate Lily Walker's and mister Carrot's wedding day!"

I looked to my right and saw an orange carrot with a hat and a suit on. It was my height and had eyes and mouth and hands and everything! "What's going on?" I asked.

"Do you, mister Carrot, want to marry Lily Walker and live happily ever after?"

Mister Carrot nodded, smiling at me. I frowned.

"And you Lily Walker? Do you want to marry mister Carrot and live happily ever after?"

"Hell no."

"Congratulations! You just have become a Carrot and a wife!"

"What?! I said NO! Are you deaf?!"

"Mister Carrot, you may now kiss the bride!"

"Hold on! What the hell is going on?!" I screeched and gulped when I saw mister Carrot coming closer to me.

"NO! Stay the hell away from me! Did you hear me? Don't come any closer or I-" too late. Next thing I know, mister Carrot was already kissing me. He tasted like a carrot! (Shocking!)

The crowd cheered and I pushed him (or it) away from me. Turning around to look at the crowd, I noticed there were bananas, apples, blueberries, other carrots, watermelons, coconuts, pears, one cheeseburger, oranges, potatoes, my family and the company. They were all cheering widely.

"Hey! Don't cheer! This is not how I supposed my wedding day would go!" I shouted and looked at my clothes. "Still the Hello Kitty pajamas, I see."

Suddenly mister Carrot tugged me and said, "Come on love! Let's make cute little carrot babies!" then he winked.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed and sat up on my bed, breathing heavily.

"Miss Lily! What's wrong?" Kili and Fili appeared at my side, eyes wide.

It's okay. It was just a dream! Just a dream...

"Nothing. Just a dream. I'm fine." I sighed. They looked at each other, shrugging.

"Alright, but we came to tell you that we are now ready to go. Are you coming?" Fili asked.

"Yeah, just give me a minute so I can change," suddenly I remembered what happened yesterday, "actually, fuck it, I'll change when you leave." They raised their eyebrows and nodded.

"Alright, let's go, everybody are already waiting." Kili said.

Soon we were in the living room and I couldn't help, but notice how the company eyed my pajamas. Never mind that neither Thorin or Dwalin looked me in the eye...

"So, I guess this is a good bye then..." I said, trailing off. They nodded. Gandalf spoke up,

"We thank you for your help and kindness, my dear Lily. It has been an honor to meet a girl like you." What does he mean by that? I thought frowning, but soon smiled,

"No problem Gandalf. Believe me, it has been an honor to meet you. Oh, and you rest too!" I quickly added.

"Yes, I and the company are in your debt, thank you for your help." Thorin said, bowing a little. The rest (except for Bilbo) bowed too. I just smiled and nodded. I'm so going to read the Hobbit and watch the movies when they leave...

"Alright, all of you, except for Lily, gather there around the corner." Gandalf said and pointed at the spot. I moved a little farther away.

They did as they were told and moved in there with their stuff and weapons and Gandalf joined them. Then he started to mumble something I couldn't hear clearly. His staff started to shine blue and I watched in awe.

Then they started to vanish one by one. Bombur, Nori, Ori, Balin, Bilbo, Bifur, Kili, Oin, Dori, Dwalin, Fili, Bofur, Thorin, Gloin and finally, winking Gandalf. I was left standing alone in the living room.

Huh, that went surprisingly well... Now I better go clean up the house and change into my normal clothes before my parents-

*PUFF*

I crashed right into someone making us both fall to the ground. OUCH!

I looked what was happening and found a shocked Gloin under me.

"Wha-what are you doing in here, lass?" he asked incredibly. I looked around me and found all of them looking at me totally shocked. I was shocked too, of course.

"I-I, Gandalf!" I stood up and looked at the wizard who was clearly surprised of my presence too. "What's happening?! Why am I here with you?!"

He just shook his head, muttering something and then he walked away from us.

"Gandalf! Wait, I-"

"All of you, stay here. I have to go and think about this, alone." he shouted and disappeared from the view. Lovely. Just. Awesome.

"Girl. What are you doing in here? Are you some kind of a witch?!" Thorin said, appearing next to me.

"No. I am not. I don't know why I'm in here. I stayed far enough from you when you disappeared!"

When I turn to look at the company, I see all of them looking at me warily. Even Kili and Fili. It seems none of them trust me anymore.

Well isn't this just great?! I'm stuck in Middle-Earth for who knows how long and like that isn't bad enough,

I'm still in my Hello Kitty pajamas.


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