Disclaimer: Don't own

Claimer: I own the story, the plot, the humor, Fright Light Heights and all of the rides due to my imagination and sick fascination of seeing characters tortured in humiliating/funny ways.

"Hoi hoi!" – Talking
'fsshuu' – Thinking
(AN:) – Moi talking
!OoOoO! – Scene Change

TENIPURI CATCH – Short scene with chibi regulars

Begin!!!


Volume Ride 5

"…So…what was that ride called again?" Ryoma asked, not believing if he heard right.

"Volume." Fuji and Eiji said simultaneously.

"And WHY are we going there?" Ryoma inquired.

"Why can't we go there?" Taka asked, confused.

Ryoma shrugged, "Oh no reason, except that the name has no meaning to you whatsoever?"

Oishi agreed, "Yes, Volume DOES seem a bit funny."

Kaido scoffed, "Fsshuu, oh come on, it's just a name."

Momo cocked an eyebrow, "Oh and the previous rides we rode on were just hallucinations?"

"Exactly." Fuji grinned.

Everyone excluding an impassive Tezuka shot him a look, then shivered as the boy's eyes opened.

Yup, they were at the next ride, and it was 11:38 AM.

After that 20 minute rest after Twirly Whirly Whirl Twirl, filled with lots of coughing, medicine, water, ice packs and a crying Eiji with a headache; the regulars all went to find another ride to go on, this time it took less time than it did for the other rides since the loud noises attracted them like bees to honey.

They were right in front of a ride named Volume, and it certainly lives up to its name. The ride was REALLY noisy, resulting in most people to cover their ears at some point when passing the ride. But since Fuji was the one planning where to go, the regulars had no choice whatsoever, lest they invoke those steely electric blue eyes (AN: sigh…so cute), to go on the ride.

And right now, Tezuka was wishing he had earplugs and earmuffs to drown out the bickering and Oishi's begging for mercy at the hands of Fuji.

"FUJI PLEASE! You know this might end up with us in trouble at the ride!" Oishi reasoned.

"What trouble? Those were just effects of going to a ride, nothing horrible." Fuji replied.

"But--!" Oishi was ignored as Fuji walked off to the ride.

All of the remaining Seigaku students sighed and poked their fingers in their ears as they followed Fuji, since they were a team, they support each other.

And Eiji, for once, wasn't jumping around in anticipation.

"I just know this is going to turn out to be bad…" Ryoma muttered.

!OoOoO!

"…This is just begging for trouble…" Ryoma muttered.

They were staring at the contraption they were to sit in next; the coaster was like those volume bars you see in those old radios. The front and last part was regular sized, though the middle was raised a little high that you had to step on the stairs leading to it.

"Volume bars…okay…?" Momo said in confusion.

"WHAAAAAAT?!" Eiji, who was near Momo, shouted; his and everyone else's fingers were still in their own ears, trying to drown out the loud noise of blowing wind.

"EIJI! Don't yell!" Oishi shouted over the noise

"WHAAAAAAT?!"

'Good god…I'm going to become 50 by the time this trip is done.' Tezuka thought in exasperation as he looked around, his eyes landing on a helper in curiosity.

A helper went around, giving people earmuffs, and they were accepting it graciously.

When she got to the regulars, they all literally grabbed the earmuffs and slammed them on while the purple gates opened for them to get in.

Momo, Kaido and Ryoma were in the front; Tezuka, Inui and Fuji were in the middle and Oishi, Eiji and Taka were in the back, and they all strapped down and buckled up.

Now if the noises weren't loud enough, the speakers had to burst to life and HAD to scream over the noise, echoing through the earmuffs.

"Please do NOT stick your limbs out of the cart! IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOURSELF IN ONE PIECE AT THE END OF THE RIDE, I SUGGEST YOU DO SO! We will remove your earmuffs at the end of the ride so do NOT take them off! Thank you and please enjoy the ride."

However, since the earmuffs were a bit puffy, the regulars only heard a few parts and as one, they shouted, "WHAAAAAT?!" along with everyone else in the vicinity.

Then the conductor started the ride.

Thinking that the coaster would just slowly move up the tracks, the boys let their guard down. But then…

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"WHATHAWABAWA?!"

The coaster took them by surprise as it rocketed across the tracks in sonic speed, the ride was blasting loud roars and screams as the ride waved up and down the tracks.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" screamed Momo, Kaido and Ryoma in the front. The two older boys simultaneously grabbed the closest thing to them for life, which was Ryoma; who again was being suffocated to death as he gripped the handlebars.

"SEMPAI! LET GO OF ME!!" Ryoma shouted.

"WHAAAAT?!" Momo and Kaido shouted in reply, not hearing their youngest player's shout.

"OH MY GOD!!!!" Inui screamed as the ride started zigzagging across the tracks.

Tezuka shook his head in annoyance, 'Their voices should be gone from all the screaming they've done…' he thought.

"YAHOO!!!" Fuji laughed in delight as the coaster SPUN on the tracks.

"Holy CRAP! AS IF THAT LAST RIDE DIDN'T GET US SICK ALREADY!" Eiji screeched.

"Eiji, I have no idea what you just said but I agree entirely!" Oishi shouted

"BURRRRRRNINNG!! KEEP GOING!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Taka roared as he punched the air, Oishi desperately trying to drag him back down to his seat.

"GET DOWN!" Oishi and Eiji shouted.

"NEVERRRR!!! GREAT-O!!!" Taka shouted back, his whole body flaming up.

Suddenly the coaster shot down, causing every single heart to leap up into their owner's throats.

"…!!!" Tezuka's eyes widened as he saw how steep the drop was and he clung onto the handlebars.

The screams and winds got louder, so loud it was deafening and none of the Seigaku regulars could hear their team-mates scream.

"Good GOD! WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET A BREAK FROM DROPPING RIDES?!" Inui screamed.

"WHEEE!!!" Fuji crowed in joy, his arms up in the air.

"Fuji. Arms down." Tezuka commanded, Fuji pouted at Tezuka, but did as he was told, "You no fun."

It took all of Tezuka's willpower to not slam his head onto the handlebars.

"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" The three boys in the front screamed.

"OISHI!! I DON'WANNADIE!!" Eiji cried.

"Whaaat?!?"

The long drop was filled with screaming and declarations of I'm-gonna-die!

Then the coaster curved up on the tracks and took the boys by surprise, again, as it turned over TEN loop de loops in a row; trumpets appearing out of nowhere and blasting a VERY LOUD chord of sounds into their earmuffed ears, though the sound still pierced their ears.

"MY EARS!!" Eiji wailed.

"I can't hear anything!" Oishi shouted in a panic

"LEMME GO SO I CAN SCREAM DAMN IT!" Ryoma strained out a yell as Momo and Kaido tightened their grip around his body and neck.

"MAMA MIA, HERE WE GO AGAIN!" Momo and Kaido screeched as they remembered Heart Attack's five loops of zigzagging death.

TENIPURI CATCH: Chibi Ryoma turned blue faced as Chibis Momo and Kaido squealed like girls, shaking him back and forth as a particularly BIG saxophone blew loudly in front of them, their hair in a tussle and eyes swirling.

Chibi Tezuka did his best to cross his arms across his chest, the restraints making it a bit difficult as his glasses reflected off of light, giving his glasses a glare. He massaged his temples to relive him of his headache as he sighed in annoyance; even after a guitar struck a chord near his ear.

Chibi Fuji laughed as he heard Taka's screams through his earmuffs.

"YEAH!!! FASTER!!! NO NOISE IS GOING TO KILL MY EARS!! HAH!" Chibi Taka shouted, Chibi Fuji encouraging him with, "Show them your bravery, Taka! Show them the Seigaku spirit!"

Chibi Taka laughed maniacally along with a cackling Chibi Fuji as they shouted challenges and insults at the ride, "You can't kill our ears!" Chibi Fuji taunted, "This doesn't seem like a scary ride!!" Chibi Taka sneered as he bellowed, "This is like a merry-go-round, it's pathetic! BURRRRNING!!"

"FUJI!/FUJI-SEMPAI!/TAKA/KAWAMURA-SEMPAI STOP IIIAHHHH!!!!!!"

The screaming replies died as the coaster, seemingly angry, began to pick up speed and went sonic boom on them.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" screamed the chibi regulars, except Tezuka, shouting for the ride to slow down.

'Good Lord…this is ridiculous!' Tezuka growled in his mind.

"NYAAA!! OISHI! STOP THE RIDE!" Eiji cried out in a panic as the coaster started to repeat the waves.

"I WOULD IF I COULD, EIJI!" Oishi screamed back, hearing Eiji's pleas.

"WHAAAAAAAT?!" Eiji screamed back.

"Percentage of us becoming scared silly after getting off this ride is 80, percentage of going to another ride after this is 101!" Inui screamed loudly enough for his friends to hear.

Though they only head the last part, which got them riled up.

"101?! WHAT THE FUDGING HELL!?"

"OI! LANGUAGE MINNA!" Tezuka boomed.

"GOMEEEEN!!!" they screamed back.

Then the coaster spun in one last circle, making the regulars dizzy, again, and the ride began to slow down; the noise stopping, much to the regulars' relief.

Bu then before they got in twenty feet of the line-up, their earmuffs were forcefully pulled away by robotic monkeys and were victim to the sounds of VERY VERY LOUD trumpeting, guitar playing, saxophone blowing, flute screeching, opera vocalizing that killed their ears and sent their eyes spiraling around and around.

"Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi…" Eiji and Momo stupidly babbled as they swayed about.

"Fsshuuu…" Kaido slumped forward and Ryoma gasped, "Air!!" he squeaked as he collapsed back in his seat.

"Hmm, that was fun!" Fuji said with a big smile, while poking his finger in his ear, trying to get the ringing noise out of his ears.

"…Wha yuu said?" Oishi dumbly asked, holding his head upright with his hands, eyes still spinning.

"Why does my ear hurt so much??" Taka asked, rubbing his ears in pain as he sat back down.

Inui wobbled as he took out his notebook and shakily wrote and said, "Percent Chance that we won't be able to hear correctly until half an hour has passed…85"

Tezuka, who saw Inui's lips move, but didn't hear anything said, "Inui…tell us again when we can actually hear you…"

And Inui, not hearing what his captain said, merely nodded slowly in confusion.

When the coaster entered the line-up, all the boys stumbled out and wobbled to the exit, their ears ringing from the noise they were hearing again.

"THANKS FOR COMING!" Everyone, except the next riders, yelled over the noise.

The boys turned back to them, and in a daze they yelled as one as they put a hand to their ears, "WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!"


…I hope that didn't take too long…I think this chapter was shorter than the others huh? I'm disappointed in myself...--sighs sadly--

Anyway, I think this tenipuri catch was longer than the others right? Or was it last chapter's that was longer?

I'm so glad of the stats this fanfic is getting! I'm so proud!

Oh yeah…I'm thinking of inputting special guests in the following chapters; but they will only appear for TWO chapters. So in your review, tell me who do you want to appear first?

The choices: Rikkaidai, Fudomine and Hyotei. They will all be in two chapters EACH, so the order in which they appear in is all up to you. So, REVIEW! REVIEW LIKE THE WIND!!!