Chapter 7 A Picture's Worth a Thousand Laughs
A/N: Hey! Thanks so much for all the wonderful suggestions and reviews. So many of you have come up with wonderful ideas for me, but I just can't see the people in them doing that. Not to worry, though. My brain blockage will be gone soon enough. Until then, here's a Not-So-Subtle Filler Chapter!
P.S.: This will be just a short POW ch. by Dawn.
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Buffy's home!
She came by earlier to check up on mom and me and decided to stay for dinner. Won't she be surprised! We already have someone coming over. Spike!
I know for a fact that even if she says she hates him, she really has a huge crush on him. She is so transparent.
Mom says we should tell her that he's coming, but I convinced her not to.
The look on her face is just going to be too priceless to miss. What can I say? I need comic relief. Buffy'll understand.
She has to. 'Cuz if she doesn't, I can just send out her diary to everyone on her e-mail list. I know exactly where she keeps it.
Like I said, she is so transparent.
Oh! Someone's at the door. I bet it's Spike. He said he'd be here early. I'd better get the door, or else this whole thing will be so wasted. They can't know that the other's here yet. That'd ruin it.
"Hey 'Bit! What've you been up to?" God, have you seen how cute he is when he smirks? No wonder Buffy can't resist him. I just smile at him with an evil grin. He looks cute when he's confused, too.
"You'll see." I have to stop because I'm starting to laugh.
"Dawn, who is it?" Oh no! I don't have my camera yet! Wait!
"J-just a minute!" I say, hoping to stall her. I look at Spike.
"Come with me." I say. He's looking more confused by the minute.
"Dawn, was that your sister?" I give him my best innocent face, which I picked up from Buffy. Having her for a sister isn't so bad, you know.
"Now why would she be here?" I say.
"Just come on." When we reach my room, I motion for him to stay right there, and then I run in and get my camera. I then hide it in my sweatshirt.
Being a klepto for a couple months wasn't so bad either. It really hones your 'hiding things' skills.
I then walk back out, and motion for Spike to follow me back down stairs. We're just about to the stairs when my sister's voice rings out from about two feet away, just as she's turning the corner from the stairs.
"Dawn, come on, dinner's re-"
Just as I thought. Priceless. Now they're both standing there, looking extremely shocked.
"Hold that pose!" I say, running out so I can get the best shot of the both of them.
They both turn to me, still shocked.
* CLICK *
Oh yeah, that's going out to the mailing list and all the relatives. Angel 'll get a kick out of this.
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A/N: OK, so this is just a little chappie to tide those of you who really like this story over. I'll try to get another one out soon. Writing this has made me jump over one of my brain hurdles, and more jumping shall come! (Not that way. Sheesh, you all have potty minds! Shame on you!) Tell me what you think!
Lots of love,
Andi
A/N: Hey! Thanks so much for all the wonderful suggestions and reviews. So many of you have come up with wonderful ideas for me, but I just can't see the people in them doing that. Not to worry, though. My brain blockage will be gone soon enough. Until then, here's a Not-So-Subtle Filler Chapter!
P.S.: This will be just a short POW ch. by Dawn.
.....................................
Buffy's home!
She came by earlier to check up on mom and me and decided to stay for dinner. Won't she be surprised! We already have someone coming over. Spike!
I know for a fact that even if she says she hates him, she really has a huge crush on him. She is so transparent.
Mom says we should tell her that he's coming, but I convinced her not to.
The look on her face is just going to be too priceless to miss. What can I say? I need comic relief. Buffy'll understand.
She has to. 'Cuz if she doesn't, I can just send out her diary to everyone on her e-mail list. I know exactly where she keeps it.
Like I said, she is so transparent.
Oh! Someone's at the door. I bet it's Spike. He said he'd be here early. I'd better get the door, or else this whole thing will be so wasted. They can't know that the other's here yet. That'd ruin it.
"Hey 'Bit! What've you been up to?" God, have you seen how cute he is when he smirks? No wonder Buffy can't resist him. I just smile at him with an evil grin. He looks cute when he's confused, too.
"You'll see." I have to stop because I'm starting to laugh.
"Dawn, who is it?" Oh no! I don't have my camera yet! Wait!
"J-just a minute!" I say, hoping to stall her. I look at Spike.
"Come with me." I say. He's looking more confused by the minute.
"Dawn, was that your sister?" I give him my best innocent face, which I picked up from Buffy. Having her for a sister isn't so bad, you know.
"Now why would she be here?" I say.
"Just come on." When we reach my room, I motion for him to stay right there, and then I run in and get my camera. I then hide it in my sweatshirt.
Being a klepto for a couple months wasn't so bad either. It really hones your 'hiding things' skills.
I then walk back out, and motion for Spike to follow me back down stairs. We're just about to the stairs when my sister's voice rings out from about two feet away, just as she's turning the corner from the stairs.
"Dawn, come on, dinner's re-"
Just as I thought. Priceless. Now they're both standing there, looking extremely shocked.
"Hold that pose!" I say, running out so I can get the best shot of the both of them.
They both turn to me, still shocked.
* CLICK *
Oh yeah, that's going out to the mailing list and all the relatives. Angel 'll get a kick out of this.
.............................................
A/N: OK, so this is just a little chappie to tide those of you who really like this story over. I'll try to get another one out soon. Writing this has made me jump over one of my brain hurdles, and more jumping shall come! (Not that way. Sheesh, you all have potty minds! Shame on you!) Tell me what you think!
Lots of love,
Andi
