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A Day in Hell

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Okay Sasuke, calm the fuck down. Breathe in and breathe out, think happy thoughts. Sasuke told himself, trying to keep his cool and not permanently break the twerp's nose in half. Who knows how much sweaty gym floors he'd have to clean up for that? Not only would the headlines have "The New It Couple" but also "Sasuke the Violent Psycho Goes on Rage." Those weren't options for Sasuke. A high school reputation of a would-be-serial-killer would not look good on a college application. He wasn't applying to Jail.

But then again look at him. He's practically challenging me, an Uchiha, with that look of pure disrespect. It's time to put him in his place. Sasuke thought ready to give the reporter a piece of his mind.

"You're one photo away from getting your ass kicked, so why don't just give me the camera and I'll forget the whole thing happened. Huh?" Sasuke tried to rationalize with the kid. If he gave the photo back he'd save him from a visit to the hospital. That seemed reasonable enough for the Uchiha.

The boy pouted childishly. "No can do Sasuke, this is too good to pass up, besides what's the point of hiding the fact that you have a girlfriend?"

Sasuke might have blushed if it was another circumstance but right now his ego was on the line. "I must need a hearing aid… did I just hear you say no? It's insulting knowing that I'm the only damn person here that can decide whether you live or die?"

A normal Sasuke Uchiha was intimidating enough… an angry Sasuke could scare the devil.

"We wouldn't want you to check out of this… world." His hand reached over to grip the silver camera but before he could, a tiny hand slapped his away. He glared at his savior, realizing that he had forgotten someone important in the whole dilemma.

Oh shit, Sasuke thought moving his gaze to his shoes before looking up at Hinata. Somewhere, right now, I'm being awarded "Biggest Asshole of all time". Great and she just had to witness that… so much for playing Mr. Nice Guy.

If it was possible for Hinata to glare this would be the case. No one would ever think that the one person to give Sasuke Uchiha a dirty eye and get away with it would be: The shy Hyuga. The crowd around them gasped when Sasuke didn't glare back.

"W-will you please apologize to h-him Sasuke?" Hinata gave Sasuke a pleading look. Sasuke toke in her innocent face as a seduction method, he knew females too well, and he knew that if they wanted something they'd start out with getting male hormones worked up.

He wasn't going to fall for what he assumed was a manipulating coy act. But… then again this could be the only given option to seem like a good guy or the asshole.

I'm not going to apologize…

Hell no!

No way in hell.

I'd rather be stuck with Naruto's I.Q. forever than-

"I'm sorry."

Silence filled the halls, not even Naruto could find it in him to use his mouth. After all those people Sasuke had humiliated, all those pranks he infested on the school, and all those to-the-point-rejections with his fan club horde. He never once said those two words. Those words weren't in his vocabulary.

It toke Sasuke a while before he realized he was the one who had said that. In his eyes what he just did to his ego and pride would be the equivalent of tearing off his infamous manhood. I can officially write R.I.P to my reputation in this school… and after the pedestal I built on the school! Now I'm going to be known as a joke. And all to impress some girl!

Hinata smiled at Sasuke, seemly satisfied that she had managed to bring some good in him out. She knew that he wasn't all bad and tough; there was after all a Sasuke behind the Uchiha. A giggle escaped her lips, catching Sasuke's attention immediately.

Sasuke's head snapped up, his eyes bloody red from annoyance frightened the timid girl. Hinata bit her lip, looking at everything but him. For the first time she noticed the rows of students, and unfortunately for them so did Sasuke.

"What are all of you fucking looking at?" Sasuke spit out.

With that he fled like the rest of the students as soon as the bell rang. The steamed off teen pushed through the crowd like a lawn mower, more eager than ever to get the day over with.

Hinata stayed frozen to her spot, not really sure what to do next. Maybe I was stupid for expecting him to be different from the rumors… underneath Sasuke is even more Sasuke. Sasuke Uchiha really is a cold-hearted, smug and insensitive jerk. She thought, her tiny fist shaking and tears running down her face.

"H-how could he be so… s-so…" She searched for the words but she was too kind to fully describe him.

"What a show you two pulled out there," A female voice commented bitterly.

Hinata raised her head, suddenly finding herself surrounded by angry looking girls and an even angrier Sakura Haruno. It was evident in their faces that the news weren't being welcomed by Sasuke's female admirers. She gulped knowing what would obviously happen next.

Later that Day…

"Fuck off asshole!"

"Who's fucking soft now?"

"I'd like to see you try to touch me!"

"You hit like fucking girl!"

"Now who's scared of the big, bad Uchiha?"

"Do you regret pissing me off now?"

"Stop bleeding, take it like the bastard you are!"

Tsunade Office

Tsuande groaned at the sight of the Uchiha in her office for the seventh time this period. Something was definitely wrong with this child she concluded. What was this a killing spree for him? He had already sent seven students to the nurse office. When they say Mondays aren't for everyone they aren't kidding.

"What's the deal Uchiha? You can't just knock out anyone who gives you a look! First of all you aren't God. Second, that's my fucking job." She folded her hands waiting for his answer.

Sasuke was quiet, staring at the window dumbly.

"I know Uchiha's like to dominate, but killing every male in this school isn't an option." Tsuande urged.

"They were questioning me as a man. Those bastards think I went soft but sure as hell they learnt that my fist weren't!" Sasuke fumed a triumph smirk on his face.

"And this all happened because of Hyuga, am I correct?" A rumor was going around that the Uchiha had a thing with the Hyuga, this had to be the answer.

Sasuke bit lip. You have got to be kidding me! Even this hag knows about it. This day is hell! Sasuke thought, going off to find an eight victim didn't seem so bad right now.

"I'll take that as a yes. I never would have pictured you courting her… she's so innocent you're a world of trouble but I bet you already know that!"

"Does it look like a give a fuck."

Tsuande sensed a killing intent from Uchiha. "I sure hope you realize that Hinata's not one of those girls. Make sure you don't end of up falling in love with her while in the evil scheme to make her yours."

Sasuke hadn't ever considered that thought. As far as he knew he'd never fall for her.

"I wouldn't call myself the lovey-dovey type. I'd consider myself the anti-cupid." Sasuke smirked.

Tsuande smirked, matching the high school heartthrobs. "I don't know about that, maybe cupid has a grudge against you for breaking all those hearts."

TO BE CONTINUED…


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