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"Are we there yet?" Nyx asked Itachi for about the hundredth time, since they left for the Akatsuki hideout.

"No," Would be Itachi's stoic reply every time she asked.

They decided to leave as soon as Nyx agreed to working for Akatsuki. That meant that it was still night time, and Nyx was still a bit drunk.

"Why?" she faced him and whined.

"Sanagi-san...it would be greatly appreciated if you didn't whine like that."

Itachi said not even looking at her.

"Uchiha-chan...."

Itachi almost visibly winced at the suffix chan. Almost.

"I'm bored." Nyx said frowning.

They had been walking for such a long time. HE decided that she would use up too much energy if they sprinted.

What he really meant to say was that she was too damn drunk to be sprinting off of tree branches without breaking something.

Just because I'm a bit tipsy doesn't mean that I can't sprint!! I'm a ninja goddammit!!! Ninjas sprint!!!

Nyx dug in a little compartment of her cloak and pulled out a miniature bottle of sake. She smiled a big cheesy smile at the sake. Right when she was about to open it...

A kunai pierced straight through the bottle, shattering it into small glass pieces.

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Nyx turned her head to the direction in which the kunai came from.

She glared.

Itachi smirked.

"No." he told her firmly.

Heh, Its like if I'm speaking to a damn child.

"Uchiha-san...that wasn't nice." She said, with her voice full of false amusement.

That damned bastard!!!

"Sanagi-san, if you get more drunk than you are now, and you end up passing out again ...I guarantee I will leave you here."

Nyx frowned.

Then she got into one of her not-so-drunk fits.

"Uchiha-chan is so mean."

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"hethinkshe'sallthatjustbecausehe'sincrediblyhot!"

After hearing that, Itachi decided to shut her up. She was annoying him.

Telling her to shut up wouldn't work.

And he couldn't kill her.

Hmm....maybe I can put her to sleep.

"I'mhotinadeadlypalewaysowhat Igotthelookstoandi-

Itachi quickly hit a pressure point in her neck. Her eyes closed and she quickly fell back, Itachi catching her before she hit the ground.

About time she was quiet...

He looked at her for a second.

She is way better like this...

He then threw her over his shoulder, and began in a fast sprint.

I should reach there faster holding her like this-

Before Itachi was able complete his thought, he felt Nyx slowly start to slide off his shoulder. He stopped sprinting, and jumped off the branch, landing on his feet. Itachi doesn't wobble.

He caught Nyx before she completely slid off his shoulder.

You're trouble even when you aren't awake huh?

He thought smirking, while looking down at her sleeping form.

Itachi scooped her up into his arms, and held her bridal style. He couldn't put her on his back;she would slide right off.

Heh, that would be nice though.

He then he went into a quick sprint.

Although Nyx was asleep, she did notice a slight change in her comfort level. She didn't feel like she was sliding off something anymore. She was...leaning against something. She liked the feeling, and snuggled a bit closer to what she was leaning against.

What ever she was leaning against was warm...masculine...and smelled like pine, and something else that smelled good. Who cares what it was.

This has to be Uchiha-san. I bet that bastard put me to sleep!

Itachi looked down at the pale girl he was carrying.

He raised an eyebrow, and smirked at her actions. He then held her a bit closer to his chest.

She would fall right?

Itachi kept telling himself that.


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