You`re so gay
Naruto sighed annoyed at the Kyuubi. "None of them are true," Naruto stated and rose up from the ground to walk home alone like he always did, if you didn`t count it when Sasuke walked him home. Okey, I`m not your father. That would be strange since I`m the one that`s inside your stomach so in the theory you`re MY father. Disgusting.
"And is your point to make both of us puke?" Naruto asked him irritated and walked in to his apartment. No, it wasn`t. My pint was to say that I`m not your father so that was a lie, but that you`re gay is truth. Naruto stopped in the middle of the living room in shock.
The strange thing was that he did believe in what the Kyuubi had said. He thought of Sasuke as beautiful, funny, nice and good-looking. For the first time, the Kyuubi had right, that couldn`t happen.
"No, I`m not gay. I just got a friend, that`s it," Naruto said and walked to his room to find some clothes he could use. You are, admit it. You can`t say against it because it`s true. Before you go to the party, you have to go and buy your love a gift.
"Could you please shut up?" Naruto asked with a nicely voice, but everyone could know that behind that nicely voice, it was cold as ice. Fine, just remember the gift. "SHUT UP," Naruto exclaimed and ran out. The Kyuubi had a point in the gift part, but where could he get a gift?
Naruto walked through the street until he saw a store with many different things in it, and there in the window he saw it. The thing he wanted to buy.
Naruto got dressed in the nicest clothes he had. It was black jeans with nicely white and black shoes, and under the blue jacked he had an orange shirt. The clothes are awesome, or they were until you took that orange shirt on. "What`s wrong with orange?" Naruto asked confused and looked at himself in the mirror.
He had tried everything to do something with his hair, but it kept ending up in those stupid spikes. Everything is wrong with orange. Why don`t you take on a cap or something if you don`t like your spikes? That was a good idea. Naruto looked through his room after any kind of caps when he found a white one with black painting on. It wasn`t painting of something special, it just looked like someone had lost the black color on it.
"That`s good," Naruto said and walked out of his bedroom to look at the Christmas three. It was beautiful when is stood there, it didn`t matter if it was a little too small, Sasuke had helped him with it and that made it big.
Listen to yourself, you`re only thinking about Sasuke. "Shut up," Naruto exclaimed. They shouted at each other the whole way to where Naruto was going. I can hear your thought and I know what I`m talking about. I wonder if you would look good in a wedding dress.
Naruto stopped outside the door for a moment. "If you don`t shut up, I`ll soon take suicide," Naruto complained. That`s your lose. You`ll never see yourself in a dress. "Listen you stupid fox, I`ve no interest to see myself in wedding dress. I`m a guy," Naruto pointed out annoyed. Was the fox so stupid that he had to undress to prove it. I know you`re gay.
"I didn`t say gay, I said guy." Gay. "Guy." Gay. "Guy." Guy. "Gay," Naruto shouted. You said gay, you`re so stupid. "Shit, I-" Naruto tried to say, but heard some sounds behind him and turned around to see what it was.
There it stood a couple of people just looking strangely at him, which included Sasuke. "Er..Hi," Naruto stammered shy. Had they heard the whole thing? And why were they outside? "Hey, Naruto. This is Sakura, Sai, Shikamaru, Kakashi, Ino, Sakura, Neji, Kiba, Choji and Hinata. The others couldn`t come," Sasuke said and gazed a little worried at Naruto.
"Who were you talking to?" the Shikamaru guy asked. "Uhm, I was.. How much did you hear?" Naruto asked more worried than he had been in his entire life. If they just had heard the last part he could make up an excuse.
"Since you came here, we came at the same time," the girl with pink hair and with the name Sakura said. That was a bigger problem. Should he just say that he was crazy? "Well.. I`m.. I have.. a animal inside me that`s named the Kyuubi. Or it has another name I always forget," Naruto said, he didn`t know if he went for the crazy part or not, that depended on f they trusted him or not.
Thanks buddy. I think a shall forget your name and rather call you.. Clark. No, I`ll call you The ramen guy.. No, no, The gay guy. There we have it. Naruto could feel that the Kyuubi was pretty annoyed, but he didn`t care. If the Kyuubi called him the gay guy, then Naruto would never ever talk to him again.
"That`s awesome," the fat guy said. "I want a talking flower, but it doesn`t exist," Ino said, who was a very pretty girl. "Cool, sorry that we didn`t buy you anything Kyuubi," Sasuke apology. No problem, I take the gay guys gifts. "He said 'I take Naruto`s gifts'" Naruto told with a fake smile.
Did anyone have a knife, he wanted stab himself. "Well, that`s fine. Come on in," Kakashi smiled, or Naruto thought Kakashi smiled, since he couldn`t see the guys face. They all walked inside and looked around. It was a big room with a big three in the middle, and on the walls was it hanging different thing that reminded Naruto of the Christmas.
The room had many tables and chairs, and the drinks that belonged to the pub were still there. Maybe that was the reason why they wanted to celebrate in the pub. "Welcome to our Christmas," Sasuke said and put looked in to Naruto`s eyes for a while. "Thank you."
Okey, I know I`m really slow to publish the stories, but so much had been going on. In Norway we celebrate 17. May and everything so I didn`t have the time. I wrote this when I was at my cabin so I didn`t have any internet-.- When someone make internet all over the world to use for me, then I would die of happiness. Be nice and review, because then I can know if you like it. This didn`t have much romance like the one before, but the next one will have a lot I think.
