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Me: Hi there everyone sorry for taking SO long we had lots of think to do in school! But we are back!!

Kim: ya that and Ana was so lazy that she kind of forgot about this thankfully she has us to remind her. To feed the guys.

Alyssa: wow that mean but true she SO a skater bran.

Me: shut up you guys I hate you too!!!

Hit both Kim and Alyssa on the head.

Kim and Alyssa: that hurt you loser!!

Me: so bad. Will anyways we have taken the stage and put pools all over with out powers and with the help of our friend here in chess Nazi group!! So bring in the guy Emma.

Emma comes in pulling in the guys.

Me: ok thank you so the best will anyways now we will untie the guys but they will not leave because like he said last time they have to do what ever we say!!!

We untie them but not before Kim kiss zero...

Alyssa and Me: get a room!!

Kim: ya maybe later!

Zero: get off me you you evil witch

Alyssa: ya right this is Kim she don't do what other tell her, that why she is a whose!!

Kim hit Alyssa with a hammer.

Kim: like I say you the slut!!

Alyssa: what ever you know you the slut whore!!

Me: knock it off guys how about you're both sluts whore!!

Kim and Alyssa: what ever don't act so incense you're as bad as us!! At less we remember the name of the guys we dace with unlike a center whore.

ME:THAT SOO NOT MY FLAT!! I JUST BARY KNOW HIM!!!AND HE FOLLOWED ME!!

KIM and Alyssa: what ever

Zero: WHY YOU AM GOINGTO TEACH YOU TO TIE ME UP!!

TRYS TO CHOK US BUT WE MOVE AND HE FALLS IN THE WATER. EVERYONE LAUGHTS

Kaname: Stupid

Aido: idiot

Ichijo: no fair he gets to go in the pool first

Headmaster:zero you need a swim shut to go in...

Zero looks like he would kill us all

Kain: so what are we doing to do?

Kim: we are having a pool party!!

We snapped out fighter and everyone is in swimsuits. You can image what ever you want about the guys swim shuts...

Zero: I hate you all so much

Kim goes to him and kisses him again

Alyssa and me: everyone in the pool!!!

They all do as we say 3 then Kim who just notches all of the guy's muscles and great body's yells out

Kim: OMFGYOU'RE ALL EVEN HOTTER IN SWIMSHUTS!

Alyssa: I SOOO LOVE HEADMASTER MARRY ME!! YOU'RE JUST TOO HOT TO LET GO!!

Me: I some times wander why I'm their friend. Ok now for the first review!! It from okami no kidzukare!!!! and she saids ...

haha this so funny, I really like kaname. I want to know what each guys dream girl is and I dare zero to dress up like the tooth fairy
XP

Kim: OH oks that good question but I so don't like the dear!!!!!

me: what ever I like it.

Alyssa: ya kaname you go first

Kaname: will my dream girl is... someone like yuki. someone who is so caring and loving someone who always is happy...

me: kaname you must be the sweets guy I knocking you may go next..

Kain: will I like spanking girls who know what they want and who are easy on the eyes.

Me: ok that good sound like you know what you want as will

Kim: ya now Ichijo you next what you dream girl??

Ichijo: I like someone who is fun to be with and who know how to have fun and who's funny!!

Alyssa: wow sounds like you Headmaster your next..

Headmaster: will I like girls my girls like I like my guys...

everyone looks at him in a wearied matter.

Kim:ok Aido your up.

Aido: YAAA!! I love any girl with A type blood!! I like O type to!!!

Me: why did I have a feeling I know that...

Kim: what ever zero you next

Zero: I have no dream girl YUki the only one for me!!!

me: wow that that poison really dose work now for the fun pat zero you going to be the tooth fairy for the day!!

zero:HELL NO!!!!

All of us: Hell yes!!!

Me: bunny!!!

bunny: yes what can I do for you??

ME: go to the back and get the tooth fairy costume from Halloween

bunny: will do!!

5min later.

bunny: here it is..

all 3:thank you...

bunny: by jumps off back to the lighting both.

me: ok now zero be and go EX-human and pt this on..

zero: hell no!!

look at him evilly

me: it wasn't a question it was an other.

zero takes it and puts it on...

after he has it on we take photos of him!!!! the costume is sky blue!! the skirt is above the knees with a belt that has a tooth on the middle. the top was also blue with a pic of a tooth in the middle the tooth has a face and two hands and in it left hand there is a wand!!! and on top of his head was a crown and a wand in his left hand... everyone laugh their head off

ME:LOOKING GOOD ZERO!!

Kaname: never looked better...

Kim: poor zero you can take it off now.

Alyssa: wow your being nice today!

Kim: am only nice to zero.

Kim goes to him again and kiss him again!!

zero: GET THE HELL OFF ME YOU YOU BEEEP BEEP

Headmaster: Zero I thought you better then that!

zero: what ever your not being kiss by some crazy girl!!

Alyssa: you know that a good idea

turns to the headmaster and kiss him

Me: why must my friend be SO crazy?

IchjioI: I feel for you Ana.

me: thanks. will on to the next one this is from kazukami and she saids

hey so u know the question about chp 35 kaname didn't say that zero did when he found out just so ya know!
and... and I dared him to kiss Kim 5 times yata yatta but I don't care. bout that just the wrong spoiler it leads people on.
and kay ? time
KANAME WHY DO U LET RUKA HANG ALL OVER U WHEN U DONT LIKE HER LIKE THAT!

me: sorry about that it just we don't have enough time for them to kiss all 5 and then!! and we forgot about asking zero. ok kaname answer her question

kaname: will I that not truth I do like her but not in that way...I like her more as a friend and I trust her... I see her as a friend only..

Kim:ok new question!!

that moment Yuki comes in

Kaname: never looked better...

Kim: poor zero you can take it off now.

Alyssa: wow your being nice today!

Kim: am only nice to zero.

Kim goes to him again and kiss him again!!

zero: GET THE HELL OFF ME YOU YOU BEEEP BEEP

Headmaster: Zero I thought you better then that!

zero: what ever your not being kiss by some crazy girl!!

Alyssa: you know that a good idea

turns to the headmaster and kiss him

Me: why must my friend be SO crazy?

IchjioI: I feel for you Ana.

me: thanks. will on to the next one this is from kazukami and she saids

hey so u know the question about chp 35 kaname didn't say that zero did when he found out just so ya know!
and... and I dared him to kiss Kim 5 times yata yatta but I don't care. bout that just the wrong spoiler it leads people on.
and kay ? time
KANAME WHY DO U LET RUKA HANG ALL OVER U WHEN U DONT LIKE HER LIKE THAT!

me: sorry about that it just we don't have enough time for them to kiss all 5 and then!! and we forgot about asking zero. ok kaname answer her question

kaname: will I that not truth I do like her but not in that way...I like her more as a friend and I trust her... I see her as a friend only..

Kim:ok new question!!

that moment Yuki comes in

Kaname: never looked better...

Kim: poor zero you can take it off now.

Alyssa: wow your being nice today!

Kim: am only nice to zero.

Kim goes to him again and kiss him again!!

zero: GET THE HELL OFF ME YOU YOU BEEEP BEEP

Headmaster: Zero I thought you better then that!

zero: what ever your not being kiss by some crazy girl!!

Alyssa: you know that a good idea

turns to the headmaster and kiss him

Me: why must my friend be SO crazy?

IchjioI: I feel for you Ana.

me: thanks. will on to the next one this is from kazukami and she saids

hey so u know the question about chp 35 kaname didn't say that zero did when he found out just so ya know!
and... and I dared him to kiss Kim 5 times yata yatta but I don't care. bout that just the wrong spoiler it leads people on.
and kay ? time
KANAME WHY DO U LET RUKA HANG ALL OVER U WHEN U DONT LIKE HER LIKE THAT!

me: sorry about that it just we don't have enough time for them to kiss all 5 and then!! and we forgot about asking zero. ok kaname answer her question

kaname: will I that not truth I do like her but not in that way...I like her more as a friend and I trust her... I see her as a friend only..

Kim:ok new question!!

that moment Yuki comes in

Yuki: um can we go to the next one?

me: of couse YUki the next one come from

MeaKuran and it saids...

These are all great. man a lot of the good dares and questions are gone. I LOVE AIDO! he is the best. Then Kaname and Zero. hm dare them all to act as vampire-ish as they can. and make everyone dance with guys except of Aido. tell aido there is someone that loves him.

Mea

kim: wow there is someone out there for everyone even you Aido..

Aido:YA SEE I TOLD YOU THEY LOVE ME!! OH HAPPY DAY HAPPY HAPPY DAY

Me: So now you all have to act vampire-shi...

kaname walks to Yuki and smiles.

Kaname: i want to drink your blood...

zero: Get the hell of her!!

gose and pulls out his gun

Kian: there he gose again should we help kaname??

Ichjio: no kaname can take care of himself...

Kim:zero out that down or your never leaving here!!

puts his gun down...

me:ok now its time for all of you to dance will all but Adio you dont have to!!

Aido thank you!!

music plays it the i love you you love me we'er a happy family song!!!

Kaname:what this??

headmaster: Yuki this was you favorite song come my daugther lets dace!!

takes Yuki hand and dace with her...everyone get out (all the guys anyways)and dance their sexy dace...

X-5 minuter later-X

me:ok everyone thats enoght!!

everyone stops and comes back in

Alyssa: ok the next one come from melchan13 and he said

Dares are allowed right?

Well I am a HUGE yaoi fangurl. AND WHERE IS SHIKI? I want Ichijo and Shiki to have a total make-out session ditto for Kaname and Zero(One of my favorite Yaoi pairings of all time!) And Adio and Kain have to make-out too!

Yuuki she's cute but I wouldn't date her...

Oh b4 u get confused...I'm BI and DAMN PROUD OF IT!
P.S: UPDATE SOON!pwease (becomes cute neko-self)

Kitty me: Meow. I heart Kana/Zero Zero/Kana-nyo! Meow (licks paw and cleans ears)

me: ok then lest call Shiki in here!!!

snap my fingers and he appears in font of everyone.

Shiki: what going on??

kim:hi there am kim this is Ana and Alyssa you know Yuki and your on the vampier knight show!! and you are here to make out with... Ichijo kaname and zero are going to make out and Aido and Kain are!!

shiki:ok

walk over to Ichijo and kiss him.

me:Aido kain stat kissing!!!

they do

Alyssa:Yuki if you want you can close your eyes zero kaname you know what to do!!

Yuki close her eyes and zero and kanaem kiss... after 3 minute Yuki opens her eyes and shiki is gone...

Yuki: ok the next one comes from kazukami and she saids

ello, POOL PARTY hehehe,
well ill be there and my question is more a dare!
i dare zero infront of yuki to WEAR A ITSSY BITTYS TINNY WEENIE YELLO POKAD-DOT BIKINI! PEACE OUT

Kim,Alyssa,yuki and me bust out laughing.. zero looks like he going to die...

Zero:NO!! AM NOT DOING THAT!!! FRIST YOU MAKE ME KISS KANAME!! AND THEN TURN ME INTO A GIRL AND MAKE ME WAER A TOOTH FAIR COSTUM AND AND NOW I HAVE TO WARE A ITSSY BITTYS TINNY WEENIE YELLO POKAD-DOT BIKINI!

Me: come on zero it's not our fault that she dont like you. our reviews just want to make fun of you!! now you have to do it.

zero: NO IS NO old LADY!!!

Me: zero am the same age as you

zero: I DONT CARE!! AM NOT DOING IT!!

Me: THAT'S IS IT!!! BUNNY!!11

Bunny: Ya what do ya need?

Me: ok there a poison that saids fashion on it!! get it to me.

Bunny:Ok here you go

throws it to me...

Me: thank you!! now zero if you not going to make it easy then you gave us no choice.

I cournter zero and make him drink the stuff...a few secion later we show him the swimsuit

zero in a girl's voice: OMG that is like soo cut!!

everyone has a sweat drop

Kaname:what did you do to him??

Aido: ya he even weirder then befored is he finally coming out of the closet?

Kim: No Ana just gave him a poison that makes him act like a girl for an hour or so...

Alyssa: that's Ana for you if you she always get you to do what she wants

Yuki: hey here comes zero!!

Zero comes back with the swimsuits on!!!

Zero: ya dont you love it??

everyone laughs as zero comes back in the pool.

Headmaster: Ana-sama can you plaese turn zero back??

Kain: ys he a little scary.

Ichijo: why did you call "sama?"

Headmaster: because she scares me a little.

me:Awesome!!! Kim you know what to do!!

Kim gose to zero and kiss him.

kaname: why did she do that??

Me: oh the only way the spill will back with out waitning an hour is to kiss him o her.

zero:What the hell happened!! why am i in a ITSSY BITTYS TINNY WEENIE YELLO POKAD-DOT BIKINI!

Kim, Alyssa and me:that you waer for the frrist time today!!

kim: zero dont you rember you got Ana mad so she made you

Alyssa: here let me hepl you change

Alyssa snapped her figher and zero was back in his swimshut.

all fo the vk guys: if you could do that why dont you do that at frist???

Me: will then it no fun!

everyone but Kaname fall amine styer

Yuki: ok next review comes from Sora'sDawningTwilight!! and she saids..

MEANIE BAKA! anyway...since I just found this story, I'll post my question on this short note thingy (is too lazy to click back 8D)
Okay, to Zero: Will you marry me? (wow, that was out there...don't hurt me Kim, I'm just a fangirl) And, I've found Kaname is a (BEEP) in the later translated chapters, why does Yuki not see this Zero? Sorry, he just flat out scares me! (don't hurt me Kaname fans...wow, I'm going to be deeply despised by everyone now aren't I? I might need a cheese Nazi bodyguard lol

Kim:frst of all girl zero is my and mine alone i dont share. and 2nd finally i know i dot like kaname eater and dont you look at me that why kaname i can and will turn you into a frog!!!... wait a frog to good for you!! and zero now you may answer her qustion why dont Yuki see that kaname a Bee? oh and dont worry the cheese Nazi bodyguards will be with you soon dont worry they will not let the kaname fans get you!! as we spek Ana and the others fans are planing a way to get to you... ok now you can zero.

zero:i think it beacuse like all girls she dont see kaname the way he realy is which is a frog!

me and Yuki hit zero on the head with...fish!

zero: knock that off

me and Yuki then slap zero

yuki and me: that not true!!! Kaname one of the must sweet guys ever!!

Yuki: you so stupid zero!!! why cant you see that Kaname is not like whta you say?

me : ya he is i would do anythink to have a guy like that who cares for me!!

Yuki: ya nad he dont lie like most guy. and unlike you he show his feeling to me!!

Me: ya but what do you know anyway who do you think you are??

Yuki: you so mean zero!!

me: ya why dont you just go shoot yourself you emo boy!! (A\N no office for those who are Emo)

everyone looks at us and we blush

Kim:Wow Ana you never get this way!!

Alyssa: ya you too Yuki what up with that??

YUki:URRmmmm...

ME: lets go the the next review

Yuki: grat idean ana

Kim and Alyssa: what ever!!

ME: the next review is form lady.grae and she saids

Geez, nadia, if it was that far off of the rules the mods would have booted it by now.

I vote for Ichijo, and I'd like to say that my sister does too, but I can't cuz she is sitting here and made me type that she wants Kaname.

Got no questions or dares, though, just that I dare you kids to ignore nadia and keep going!!

Kim: thank you fo you support

me: ya it means alot to us

Alyssa: that right!!! but why aren't people voting for the headmaster!!!??? he way hot then the others!!

Alyssa starts to sob.

Me: easy alyssa am such there are more Headmaster fans out there.

she come down a little and whipped her tears

Yuki: ok why dont you read the next review?

Alyssa: ok the next one comes from Serenity-neko and she saids

Hey I like this show/story as to the person who wrote that awful review to you I think that is rude. Who care about grammer and spelling to tell you the truth I have seen way worse in my high school english classes. Plus if you can understand it what's wrong with a little spelling error. i like the story and as for dares I Dare Kaname to adress Yuki as Queen Yuki until you finish the show. Also I think Zero needs to shut his mouth and not be so rude to Kim. This is great and I hope you keep it up.

Kaname: what do you think of the dear Queen Yuki??

YUki blush like crzy as she looks at kaname

YUki:Um I...I...I ... dont... k...Know

Me: that just soo sweet and you you head her Zero no being rued to kim

zero: You shut up!! i dont care if am rude

Kim: zero i have to tell you something!!

zero: what now??

Kim kiss zero fo the 100th time today

Me: man she never gets tired of kissing hid dose she?

Alyssa: ya will we shue just go on to the next review

Yuki: the next one comes from Tsukiko Towa and it saids

update... please!

Me: you got your wish we update!!! Kim you read the next one!!

Kim: ya whatever the next one is from sangofananime and she saids

oh what the , don't pay attention to her. I mean if you don't like it, don't review and let it be!!

in some way, yes, the grammar is not perfect, nor is the spelling but with. It IS a fanfic, it IS SO WAY funny and it ISN'T lame nor whatever she said.

i understand why you're so off, but don't let it stop you girls, a lot of people loves this story so what if someone doesn't? go to you ! i hate that kinda people ¬¬

hope to see you soon!

Kaname: wow they realy love you guys i wanter who they like better??

Me kim and alyssa: ya they like me better...

we look at each other

me:they like me better!!

kim:ya right you wish they like me

Alyssa: ya right they like me!! am the pip

headmaster: why dont you make a poll and see who like who better?

me: that a grat idea!! we will start this with a poll.

Kim: no Fair you work with on every night!

me:umm that non of you buissen Kim i dont mean that kind of poll i mean that everyone vote for who they like best

Alyssa: Ya that asome headmaster!!

hugs the headmaster

Kim:ok now you have to vote for who you like out of the 3 of us!! not just The guys

Alyssa: He headmaster you can read the next review

headmater:ok this comes from melchan13 and it saids

look. Ur gonna get atleast 1 flame I have gotten 2 in just 1 story. Don't let it bother u. Just let it go and just kno ppl lyk ur story. U can even use my quote

" If you don't lyk? DON'T READ! If you read but don't lyk? DON'T REVIEW!If you do read and do lyk? U R MORE THAN WELCOME TO REVIEW!"

There. Simple rules and it works! Trust me. U should update no matter wht ppl say. If u lyk it finish it and just...don't care.

I LYK no...LOVE THIS STORY SO MEAN PPLZ...

Mc13: FLAMERS BACK THE OFF! and I am not talking about homosexuals. I lyk Gay guys!

UPDATE SOON!!

Melchan13
(Mc13)

me: thank you for you wonderful reviw and as you can see we are not going to listen to her!!

kim: ya who she is such a !!

alyssa:Ya now for the next

Yuki: it comes from okami no kidzukare and it saids

this story rocks, don't listen to her. can't wait for the next chapter.

Me: thank you !!! the next reviewer comes from Blackscarlet47ans it saids

im not saying that its right,or nice, but some of what nadia said is true. you could get a beta editor to sharpen the finer points, but this is just a suggestion, not a flame.

Me: you know what that a good point if there is anyone who want to be our beta for this FF then tell us plaese!!!

Me: ok now for the last but not lest!! this one comes from fuku meow meow and the review saids

Hi! I Love Your Chapters!! Hey! I have a dare!

I Dare Kaname, Zero, And...Aido! To beer.
But There the catch, the one that drinks the most goes to the movies with yuki!

GOOD LUCK KANAME!

me: that is an awsome dear!!!

Kim: EMMA bring in the Beer!!

Emma comes in with at less 1000 beer bottles

Emma:here you go girls!!

all 3 of us: thank see ya later

Adio: ya i love beer!! am so going to win

kaname:i will not aloe you to go out wot Queen YUki!!

zero: ya like i let get with you blood suckers

they start to dink but they dont stop!!

Me: guy i think thsi is going to take longer then i thought and we have to go

kim: your right for once we'er have to leave this for next time.

Alyssa:a remember to vote for who you like in Vk and for who you like bet out of the 3 of us!

Me:here is the poll for the guys right now!!

6 for kaname

4 for Ichijo

2 for the headmaster

3 for zero

1 Aido

and 0 for the others

ME:looks like kaname is ahead!!

kim: that all fo now rember to review!!!

Alyssa: and vote fo who you like best!!

Yuki: we all hope you like this show for today.

all 4: NOW REVIEW!! AND VOTE!!

Me:and more qustion and daer as will!!! it can be nythink that you little harst want!!

Kim: you can also dare us to do somethink if you want!!!

Yuki: Comr back and see who wins!!!

All 4: Bye!!