A/N- For StoryofGreen for requesting the pairing (ok, more like hoping) because I am so nice. And also Cloudy made me write this, she is so tricky!!

Disclaimer- And I don't own Dr. Zuess, because for some strange reason I came over all Cat and the Hat part way through, even though there is no RHYMEing or cats in hats... Anywho. Also Cloudy graciously let me use her Hide and Seek chapter to inspire this, so cheek hers out!!


Teil, and hinted Muwanda!

"Ready or not here I come!!"

Charlie had always wondered why everyone said this during a kids' game, clearly it could be taken in a very naughty, dirty kinda way. But alas you had to follow the rules, or at least that is what Cameron said.

So off Charlie went, determined to find everyone where they hid and not give up at any costs!! Unless snogging was the alternative… Anyway, on went our brave hero!

He walked quietly and bravely down the steps out to the grounds, he heard rustles and twigs being snapped under foot but he knew it would be Meeks and he was planning to save him for last. Not that he was planning anything. Eh, who was he kidding? Oh!! And there he was, hiding unsuccessfully behind a tree because of his height.

"Found you Pittsie!"

Also the tree was about three feet tall.

"Crap! This is so unfair, I always get found first! It's because I'm so tall isn't it?!" He looked close to tears.

"No, no! It's because, ummmm, I have a special Pitts sense, I can tell where you are from miles away!" Yes, a very plausible lie.

"Oh really?"

"Yea… Well do you want to come help me find the others?"

"Sure if you want."

So off they went like Watson and Sherlock, they ever had pipes, funny hats, and drawn on mustaches. They climbed over rocks and bridges, walked through creeks, sneaked though the woods, and searched every nock and cranny but to no avail. Until they heard this shrieking noise like the sound of a girl who has seen a spider, they looked around and saw this thrashing figure in the distance. Off they ran!! But what did they find? Why Knox jumping around and squealing on top of an ant hill!

"Get off, get off you small red bastards! Ehhhh!!" He squealed as five ran up his leg. He thrashed and squealed until he was off that ant hill with his pants in his hands and realised that he was indeed not alone.

"Why didn't you guys help, they could have bitten me to death?!" He said, his voice breaking.

"Because they're ants Knox and much smaller than you! Why don't you go back to the dorms with Pitts and get some cream if it was really that bad."

And they did as he said, Knox waving his pants like a banner high, and Pitts stooping down a foot or two to half carry him. In the distance Charlie thought he heard someone cry "I'm allergic to red ants!", but he couldn't be sure.

So on he went with his noble quest once again alone, with three more people to find. For Cameron was a dork and hiding out in the library where no body would be finding him, well not until much later anyway.

In the middle of his musing and pipe smoking Charlie heard a low moan coming from one side. He walked toward this moan and ended up at the cave, the old Indian cave where moans and other noises were escaping. At first he though it best to leave but Charlie was no coward, only slightly perverted. So onward he crept into the cave but he came to an abrupt stop when he saw two figures just a little ahead that were the cause of these noises. He raised his torch that appeared as if by magic and,

"ARGH my eyes!! My poor innocent eyes!!"

Flinging himself back he shield his eyes from the gruesome sight before him!

"Charlie! What are you doing here?" Asked Neil.

"Innocent!" Said Todd.

"Well innocent enough, I hadn't seen this before. I'm here because we are supposed to be playing hide and seek, not that you weren't, and I heard some strange noises coming from over here so I came to investigate." He explained.

"Charlie we've played this before, you know that we're going to be here you are just perverted on a whole other level."

"Well I forgot." He lied through his teeth.

"No you didn't." He said, seeing straight through his lie.

"Well I'm off to find Meeks and I don't need any help. Unless you're really perverted inside." And so off he went on his final quest, to find his Meeks and do well I'll leave you to guess.


A/N- Review and Cloudy and I will make you some lovely Neil-shaped pancakes. Don't and die!!!

If you review with in the next 20 minutes you will receive Pitts senses absolutely free!!