Did you guys like the last chapter? Here is the next one. Are you ready? Are you sure? Okay, you asked for it.
I don't own the song used in this chapter. Sorry if it offends, just trying to be funny.
Bella's POV
I am so happy right now. I am going to have two beautiful children. And then I'm going to be a vampire. And going to be with Edward forever. I can definitely tell I'm becoming a vampire. I want blood, and I don't need as much sleep.
"Bella, you really need to try to sleep." Edward said.
I have been staying at his house. Charlie is letting me for the medical care. What he doesn't know is that I can't be around him. I might try to bite him.
"I'm not tired at all! I promise. Please can we just watch some t.v."
"Okay." He sighed. He carried me over to the couch and turned on a recorded episode of Saturday Night Live. A music video started.
Lock eyes, from across the room. Down my drink while the rhythm is boom.
Emmett, Alice and Jasper ran into the room.
"I love this song!" They all said together.
The whole night, what we've got in store. You whisper in my ear you want some more. And I jizz in my pants.
"This is gross. Bella, I don't think we should listen to this." Edward picked up the remote and tried to fast forward it, I stopped him.
"I want to watch it, Please?" He put sown the remote and sighed.
I need a few things from the grocery. I do things alone now mostly. Left me heart broken, not looking for love. Surprise in my eyes when I looked above, the checkout counter. And I saw her face. My heart stopped, so did time and space. Never thought that I could feel real again, but the look in her eye said 'I need a friend.' She turned to me, that's when she said it. Looked me dead in the face and asked, 'cash or credit?' And I jizz in my pants.
Edward scoffed and put his head in his hands, obviosly embarresed. I thought the song was kind of funny. Emmett started singing along.
We're going to need a clean up on isle three. Now I'm posed in an awkward stance, because I jizzed in my pants. To be fair you were flirting allot, plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot. Please, stop acting like you're not impressed. One last thing, I'm gonna pay by check.
"This is stupid!" Edward said. I thought it was funny, especially since Emmett was singing too.
As I recall, it was a horror film. Walked out into the rain. Checked my phone, and saw you rang. And I jizzed in my pants.
We listened to the song a while more and i was laughing really hard. Emmett and Alice were both singing and dancing. Edward was really annoyed.
I just ate a grape and I Jizzed in my pants. Okay, you guys, can we?
I jizz right in my pants everytime you're next to me.
I was laughing so hard. These guys that did this song are golden.
I Wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity.
"OOWW!" I screamed out.
"Bella! What's wrong?" Edward asked.
"Did you jizz in your pants?" Emmett asked.
"My. Stomach. Ahh!" Then I noticed that I was bleeding somewhere that I shouldn't be right now.
"Carlisle!" I yelled.
"I think I-I." I couldn't talk through the tears and because of the pain.
Sorry if you didn't like this chapter. I am feeling silly, and this song has been stuck in my head all day. I saw it on you-tube and it is funny. Hope nobody got offended by the lyrics in the song.
