The one where it rains during France and England's date
"Well, at least it's not the worst date we've ever been on, non?"
"This isn't a bloody date, frog."
England and France sat on a bench, huddled beneath an umbrella as they prayed that the rain would die out soon.
"Oh, of course, mon lapin," France rolled his eyes, "We just went on a completely platonic walk in the park after having a completely platonic picnic together. Obviously not a date."
England scowled-although the effect was ruined by the fantastic blush that spread across his face-and punched France. "Don't call me 'your bunny'," He hissed, and added as an afterthought, "And shut up, you wanker."
"You wound me, Angleterre, but," France purred, leaning in to whisper to his companion, "we both know that I'd never have to be a 'wanker' with someone as eager as yourself around."
After an indignant squeal of "Git!" from England and a pained yell from a suddenly soaked France (Who had most definitely deserved it), the two settled into a semi-comfortable silence. At least until France ruined it.
"Ever been kissed in the rain, mon cher?"
England, who had been very much relaxed, jumped slightly and scowled more, "No, you idiot, that kind of thing only happens in romance novels and corny movies."
"Well then," France stood, taking the umbrella with him, "I think that something must be done about that."
England turned red and stood as France's eyes sparkled with amusement, "I'm not kissing you in public, and in the sodding rain, no less!"
"Quite sorry," France apologized even as he drifted closer, "I would never want to impose."
"You better be sorry, git." And, unless France's imagination was acting up again, England seemed to be leaning closer too.
"Bien sûr, mon chéri." France's words ghosted over England's lips, before completely capturing them and proceeding to drop the umbrella.
They both were horribly sick the next week, but neither regretted it.
That was painful. I just can't write fruk. I try so hard, but I just can't write it. I'm sorry.
But regardless, I hope you enjoyed this.
Translationwise, it's mostly endearments, but "Bien sûr" means "of course".
Next is "You can be the sun wen it is shines in the morning", which will most likely be giripan
