A/N: For those who don't own Facebook or don't follow any of the Skyrim/TES pages out there, Grimnir is a popular page and I'm good friends with the admin, so I couldn't resist writing him into a chapter of the Mighty Stormcock~

The Morrowind Crew is also a TES community on Facebook thing, they're essentially just the trolls of the community haha. Enjoy! :D


General Tullius walked into the Palace of the Kings. He knew he wasn't supposed to be in here, for he knew that all of his sexual encounters with Ulfric were to be kept a secret. Were the Thalmor ever to find out, they would absolutely jizz their pants and their tight oppressed buttholes would scream from lack of Stormcock penetration. But lil ol' Tullius just couldn't help himself. He needed to see Ulfric-Senpai so badly that it was well worth the risk.

Opening the big ass doors, Tullius was greeted by an absolutely terrifying yet somewhat erection inducing sight. Ulfric was standing ass naked in the center of the room, with none other than the glorious Grimnir One-Eye in the midst of closing the space between them, his own Grimcock equally as erect as Ulfric's Mighty Stormcock. To make matters more interesting, Galmar Stone-Fist was standing, camera in hand, filming the two about to engage in an act of homosexuality. Tullius's eyes popped out of his head. Ulfric Stormcloak was about to be delving into another man's testosterone filled anus! Without him! Gods damnit!

Picking his eyeballs up off the floor, Tullius ran up to the scene. "Stop right there, criminal scum!" he screamed. "You have violated my anus! Pls do it agen."

Ulfric looked at General Tullius, then to Grimnir, whos face was only centimeters away from his, then looked to Galmar, then back to Tullius. They all nodded in unison at Tullius. Grimnir slurped and smacked his fine nordic lips as he strutted up to Tullius. Taking his Grimcock, he lovingly caressed Tullius's tender nipnops with the sensitive head of his bonerific manhood. Then he looked to Ulfric, nodded and said "Lets get him, cowboy."

Ulfric ran up to Tullius, bent that bitch over and stuck his Mighty Stormcock up Tullius's sweet sphincter. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOWWWWWW!" cried Tullius, making his usual sex noise. Damn son, it hurt so bad in the nicest of ways. He could feel his rectum being torn apart once again by the 30,000 meter manhood, and it felt like the world was going to end. Tullius moaned as Ulfric moved in and out of his asshole. Suddenly Grimnir felt the need to shut up Tullius's moaning. Kneeling down so his face was in line with Tullius's, he pushed his lips against his in a big smooch. "Shut the fuck up you little cunt before you're nicknamed Moaning Myrtle." Before Tullius had the opportunity to respond, Grimnir shoved his tongue down Tullius's throat. Tullius returned the favor. Grimnir's mouth was so soft and tender, it was like kissing the lips of an angel. And his beard, oh the lovely Grimbeard, it brushed against his face and caressed the grey stubble of his chin. General Tullius felt like the Nords had taken him to Sovngarde, the land of never ending buttsex and gay manly beardy tickle kisses. But suddenly Ulfric came inside Tullius, there was so much semen that it entered his anus and exited through his mouth, splashing dear ole Mr One-Eye in the face. Tasting the glorious semen that had spurted out of the Stormcock, Grimnir dropped Tullius and made his way over to Ulfric.

"Take meh bby!" He cried. And Ulfric did just that. Pulling out of Tullius, Ulfric grabbed Grimnir by the nipple and flipped him over. Spreading his fabulous ass cheeks, Ulfric penetrated Grimmy's butthole. Grimnir cried out with pleasure. Taking in the whole 30,000 meters was even more orgasmic than raping the fuck outta Thalmor's cunt nuggets. It was truly spectacular, and once Grimmy had been fully done up the butt, it was his turn. Licking Ulfric's sweet anus, preparing it to be ready, Grimnir inserted the Grimcock inside of Ulfric. Ulfric and Grimmy both moaned, the Grimcock may be only 12 meters long but that was still enough to please Ulfric. Grimmy thrusted in and out, the holy blessing of Talos making each thrust better than the next. Grimmy orgasmed, releasing sweet semen into Ulfric's ass. Alas, the sexual encounter was over.

Later that day, Galmar uploaded the beautiful pornography to Pornhub. The Morrowind Crew may have spammed the shit outta the dislike button, but no one gave a flying fuck.

THE END~ (Though we all know by now I'm gonna end up writing another chapter c:)