Hunger Games Facebook: Goddamnit Boggs.

Boggs is currently fuming. Goddamnit, Snow. I tried to play nice, tried to be a good soldier and not use my combat skills for matters of personal distress but THIS. THIS is the last straw. Why? What possessed you? What the hell made you even want to do something like that. Haymitch, Finnick, you are my closest friends. So I tag you in this, but I also make it a public announcement. Be prepared to bail be out of jail. - with Johanna Mason, Coriolanus Snow, Haymitch Abernathy and 1 other.

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Haymitch Abernathy: What happened? What's going on?
Finnick Odair: Omg Boggs don't do anything stupid.
Haymitch Abernathy: This was posted an hour ago. Let's go, maybe we still have time to stop him.
Finnick Odair: I doubt it. Let's go anyways.


Finnick Odair is feeling - freaked out! Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. Oh motherfucking shit. Boggs. What the hell man? Not cool, not cool, not cool.

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Annie Cresta: What's going on?
Annie Cresta: Finnick, I've been texting, messaging and kiking you for an hour. Answer me, goddamnit. I'm worried.
Katniss Everdeen: Now I'm curious. I'm coming over, Finn.


Katniss Everdeen is going to vomit. Oh my god. BOGGS. That's totally not okay. What made you do that? Whatever Snow did couldn't have been THAT bad!

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Peeta Mellark: What? What happened?
Peeta Mellark: Answer me, Katniss, I'm worried.
Peeta Mellark: Annie, have you gotten an answer from Finnick?
Annie Cresta: Nope. What about you, Effie?
Effie Trinket: Is something happening? I have just gotten off work. I'll text Haymitch.
Effie Trinket: No answer. Should we go over there?
Katniss Everdeen: NO. STAY THERE. IT'S TOO MUCH. TOO UNBEARABLE. YOU CAN'T COME. PLEASE DON'T COME. - Haymitch Abernathy, Finnick Odair, and 1 other like this comment.


Johanna Mason I love my honey-bear, I do. But even I know that was too far. There's a line to draw, babe and you crossed it.

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Annie Cresta: OH MY PANEM WHAT HAPPENED?
Peeta Mellark: It can't be good... I hope everyone is alright.
Annie Cresta: Same here.
Effie Trinket: Haymitch literally just called me saying that if I went he'd never forgive me. What's going on? Guys, text or call me.


Thresh just found out about what happened with Boggs and Snow. Boggs, I hate the guy's guts but you don't do that. You don't... that's not... Cato, babe, promise me you'll never do that.

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Cato: What are you talking about?
Cato: What's going on?
Rue: Oh it's gruesome.
Primrose Everdeen: It's so terribly sad that I actually feel bad for Snow.
Thresh: They're still picking up the remains.
Effie Trinket: REMAINS?! WHAT REMAINS?!
Johanna Mason: Katniss broke down into tears. Katniss of all people.
Boggs: He needed to learn NOT to fuck with my girl or my family.
Finnick Odair: But that... that's not okay, Boggs. Not. Okay.
Haymitch Abernathy: I wouldn't do that to another mans... oh, I get sick thinking about it.
Seneca Crane: HOW COULD YOU?!
Annie Cresta: Well someone tell me what's going on? - Peeta Mellark, Cato and 1 other like this comment.


Coriolanus Snow thank you, to the four people that sent me heart warming get well soon messages. Although my heart is broken, my bones are not. I am perfectly alright. Except for the fact that my brand new Xbox One will never be able to function again. Boggs smashed it to shreds before I could save. I had already beaten the game and everything. Corriden Boggs will never be forgiven. He will repent for his sins one day. My Xbox... she'll be remembered. *three fingered salute*

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Katniss Everdeen: Yes, she will. *three fingered salute*
Johanna Mason: Gone, but not forgotten.
Finnick Odair: May she rest not in pieces, but in peace.
Haymitch Abernathy: My heart and prayers go out to you.
Rue: Your family is in my thoughts.
Primrose Everdeen: I do hope the cruel bastard that did this will pay.
Katniss Everdeen: PRIM.
Primrose Everdeen: Sorry.
Thresh: It'll be okay, man. We'll get you through this.
Seneca Crane: She'll be remembered. Not by how she died, but by how she lived.
Annie Cresta: Are you... serious?
Effie Trinket: I thought someone was dead... or brutally hurt!
Peeta Mellark: All this over a gaming console?
Boggs: It's materialistic. Replacable. I beat the shit out of him and we're worried about an Xbox here? Priorities?
Cato: You had me worried sick over this?
Katniss Everdeen: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU DON'T GET US. YOU NEVER WILL. SHE WAS A GOOD SOUL. SHE DID NOTHING TO DESERVE BOGGS' BARBARIC WAYS. - Haymitch Abernathy, Johanna Mason and 7 others like this comment.


Again, sorry for the lack of comedy. I write these a night, a couple of minutes before I go to bed, to ease my mind and wash away the stress. And I also said in the last chapter that I'm really tired. But, that's no excuse not to give it my all. I hope you got at least a chuckle out of this. I don't think I'll try to go very far with these - they're a lot more difficult to write than you think. But it's FRIYAY! (Yes, Friyay. It's a school thing) so I'll be cranking two more out this weekend. Maybe three or four if I push it.

So, I'm actually going to surprise you with the plot for the next one. You'll just have to wait and see.

Thanks for reading, R&R please!