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Kazuki's PoV

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I stood there in silence to process what I saw after watching Rias Gremory and her peerage, including Issei, took out the Stray devil that once tried to attack me.

Since the very start, I conjured my Invisible Black Matter (or IBM for short) and controlled it to cover my whole body, like a cloak, granting me invisibility.


Now, I know what you're thinking… 'You can't control an IBM! They are random and stuffs!' Yeah, well… seems like I'm a Mutant in a sense.

I gained some abilities unlike most Ajins do while also losing some. For example, I could control my IBM and their structures enough that I could refract light away from them like a glass instead of a totally transparent one.

By this logic, my ability grant me the power to be invisible, similar like what the Spy's Invisi-Watch does from Team Fortress 2; it gives me invisibility, but not a 100% transparency.

On the other hand, the price I paid in turn for this ability is that I lost the ability to conjure a 'sentient' IBM.

I'd tell you more about my… Mutation, that's a story for a later date...


'Looks like, I was lucky enough to stumble upon them. At least, now I know who the Devils of Kuoh are and where their base is.

Toujou Koneko, Yuuto Kiba, Himejima Akeno, Rias Gremory, and finally, the newly reincarnated, Hyoudou Issei… Might need to stay away from the old school building then, if I were to hide myself from them.'

I was lost in my thoughts when I was walking home after Rias and her peerage left.

'I remember that Dohnaseek guy said that this town is under the watch of the Gremory Clan with Rias being the next head.

Not only that, what happened tonight confirms my suspicion. Raynare was one of my target. Issei possesses a sacred gear and for that he was killed off… But why did Rias resurrect him though?'

Before I could even think of an answer, I realized that I've made it back home.

"…Eh, probably just for the Sacred Gear. *sigh* Devils and their Rating Games…"

'Man, it would be funny when they found out that his Sacred Gear was probably useless… Hmph, the Boosted Gear… the name itself sounds like a child-made name.'

Then suddenly, I got a feeling that told me to check out his Sacred Gear on the book with the list of Sacred Gears ever recorded in history, as a payment of an odd job from MAL.

'*sigh* Fine, I'll check it out, just in case… There's no way that he possesses some kind of an OP sacred gear… Even I know he couldn't be THAT lucky.'


(The next day on 09:00 AM)


'No way… There's just NO WAY in seven hell that he possesses THAT sacred gear!' I ranted in my mind.

'NO!I refuse to believe it! I don't care even if that's the truth but—! Uuuuuugh…'

In the end, I finally gave in and embraced the cold and harsh truth.

I didn't want to believe that a hyperactive high school boy with an extreme boob-fetish could possess a Longinus-type Sacred Gear that, if used correctly, could destroy even the Gods themselves…

But, it seems like Truth just love giving him a bitch-slap sometimes—scratch that, all the time.

'I… I need to cool off…'

I went out of my home, but instead of going to school, I decided to ditch school today since nothing important was going to happen at school.

How did I know? Well...

... Let's it has something to do with my invisibility and Kuoh's Restricted Archive.

Anyway, I was wearing my favorite garments; a light green t-shirt with a little purple streaks along the sides, shoulders, and waist of the shirt and a black jeans.

'Might as well check the other abandoned sites… If normal shady places aren't the answer, then, perhaps, the abandoned holy sites…'

"Welp, next stop, the abandoned shrine!"

And with that I started my journey to visit the only abandoned shrine that still exists in Kuoh City.


(Few moments later)


'So, this is the Abandoned Shrine?'

The shrine wasn't that far out from the City, but given its hard-to-reach location I understand why it was abandoned in the first place.

'…But if it's abandoned, then'

"Wow, this place is cleaner than I thought it would be..."

I was expecting a run-down shrine that was so old that it looks like it was on the verge of collapsing anytime soon, covered with cobwebs and mountains of dead leaves, but instead, it seemed to have been… well maintained.

I walked around the shrine to find something that could probably help me check whether this is Raynare's base or not, but didn't went into the buildings because I didn't want to intrude if I was wrong.


(11:00 AM)


In the end I found nothing. I was slightly disturbed at the mess around the Shrine. Since I didn't have anything better to do rather than going home and play games, I decided to clean this place up a bit.

"T-That… That should do it…" I panted.

And of course that meant my OCD kicked in and caused me to do a full clean-up of the whole shrine; when I start on doing something, I just can't help but go full-throttle and finish them with utmost perfection.

"Ara~ Ara~ Looks like I have an uninvited guest."

I was startled from such a sudden reply and immediately turned around.

"W-whoa! What the? Himejima-senpai?"

"Oh my, I'm sorry if I startled you."

There she stood still in her school uniform with her signature ever-lasting smile on her face, while I, of course, panicked.

'Oh, for the love of—! Of all the people that I could meet I just had to meet the Queen of a peerage that I am trying to avoid!'

I started to think of a plan on how to run away, but that would just rise her suspicion of me, if she had any.

'If I try to run and hide she might think that I am an exorcist or something she might see as an enemy… which would mean that I have to put up with a Sadistic Lighting-Using Devil Queen.

Not to mention what would happen when she finds out about my immortality…'

I shuddered at the thought of me being her eternal 'toy.' Killed and electrocuted over and over doesn't sound like something high on my list, or for any other sane people for that matter.

'Ugh, guess that leaves me with one option… I'll play this out and make my way out like a normal trespassing idiot.'

And with that, I put on a 'perfect' smile.

"No, its fine, it's fine."

'Okay, need a subject, need a subject! Think fast, Kazu! Come on, think!'

"Oh, by the way, do you come here often by any chance, Himejima-senpai?

"I live here."

"…Oh. Oooh, so that's why this place seems well maintained!"

"Ara~ Ara~ Thank you for the compliment."

I then extended a hand for a handshake.

'Okay, good job me! Now just to make some idle conversation and get the hell out of here!'

"Anyway, I'm Kazuki. Just Kazuki. And I want to apologize for trespassing on your home."

"Oh, no, it's fine. This is a Shrine for people to visit after all."

I flinched and felt my face heat up in embarrassment.

"A-ah, right, right! I forgot about that, Hehehe..."

"That's okay, in fact I should be the one to apologize to you for cleaning up the Shrine."

"Nah, think nothing of it. I just don't like untidy places and when I start to clean them up… well, I tend to get carried away."

"Fufufu, that's a strange thing to say for a boy."

"Yeah, people say that a lot, haha."

"Well then, Kazuki-kun would you like to join me for a tea?"

That caused me to almost flinch. Almost.

"Huh? Oh you don't have to trouble yourself for that, I'll see myself out—"

Akeno then suddenly got closer and oh my god, look at them jig—! Dammit, Brain!

"Please, I insist."

"W-well, okay then. Yeah, I'll admit I'm kind of thirsty…"

At first she brought me into one of the building that she uses as her home. Inside was much cleaner than what it looks from the outside, though that is to be expected.

Anyway, I sat down on the floor since I noticed that she had one of those traditional Japanese table while I waited for Akeno to come back.

'…Well… So much for trying to make it brief… *sigh* I guess I'll play it out a little longer.'

"Sorry to keep you waiting, Kazuki-kun."

"No, it's fi—"

I turned my attention toward the figure who was entering the room and the sight captured my full attention.

Akeno was wearing a white and red Japanese Priestess Outfit while holding a teapot on a tray.

"I-Is there something wrong?"

"What? No! No, it's just that… Wow, you look beautiful!"

"Ara~ Ara~ you're such a flatterer, Kazuki-kun!"

"I'm simply telling the truth, Himejima-senpai."

"Fufufu, thank you and please, just call me Akeno."

"As you wish."

She served me a cup of tea and sat down after getting one for herself. I took a sip of the tea and widened my eyes as I was caught staring at my cup of tea after taking a sip.

"What's wrong, Kazuki-kun? Is the tea not to your liking?"

"What? Are you kidding me? How could I NOT like something this delicious?!"

"Ara~ Ara~ Thank you."

"Man, you gotta teach me how to make it one day."

"Oh? I didn't know you can cook, Kazuki-kun."

"Heh, yeah, people say that a lot. Well, can't blame them really…"

I took another sip and had a longing look as I stared at my reflection on the tea in my cup.

"After all, people know me as nothing more than a delinquent that ditched classes and probably went out to smoke or use drugs and fight people…"

"Oh my, I'm so sorry if—"

"Hahaha, don't bother apologizing. You have nothing to apologize for, Akeno-senpai."

She gave me a concerned look.

"…How could someone like you be treated as a delinquent?"

"Well… When you went through the things I had in life, you'd realize that it's better to ignore them and for things to be left as it is."

I turned my attention back to her and looked at her dead in the eyes. I smiled and said,

"Besides, by the end of the day, the insults that those people gave me are nothing more than mere words of opinions from faceless and random strangers that I don't know.

I don't care about people's origin, what I do care is whether or not they are actually as bad or good as people make them out to be. I am not one to judge a book by its cover, after all."

After I said those words, Akeno stared at me with wide eyes and a... wait, is that a… blush?

"Ah, sorry for my nonsensical ranting. Anyway, enough about my boring emo life story, why don't you tell me about yourself, Akeno-senpai?"

"O-Oh, no it's fine! Umm… I'm not that special or anything so I can't really think of anything to tell you, Kazuki-kun."

"Whaaat? No way! There gotta be something! I mean you're one of the most beautiful girl in Kuoh Academy, not to mention that you're pretty smart and seemed to be able to do a lot of house chores just fine.

If I didn't know better, then I'd say that you would be a perfect bride for a lucky man out there in the world!"

"Fufufu, if you keep flattering me, I might fall for you, Kazuki-kun!"

I chuckled at that.

"I wish."

I took a sip of my tea, but only to stop when I realized that my tea cup was already empty.

"…May I have seconds, please?" I grinned sheepishly as Akeno giggled.


(01:30 PM)


"Again, thanks for having me, Akeno-senpai."

"Fufufu, its fine, do come over every now and then. It gets lonely when you live in a secluded Shrine away from society after all."

"Sure, I'll be glad to come over if you don't mind me. Anyway, I guess this is goodbye, then."

"Yes, I suppose it is. Goodbye, Kazuki-kun. See you at school."

"Goodbye, Akeno-senpai and see you too."


(A few moments later)


After making my way out of the Shrine I sighed in relief.

"Thank God, nothing happened! Phew! For a second there I thought I had to fight a Sadistic Lighting-Using Devil Queen to earn my way out… Glad, that I'm wrong."

'So this wasn't Raynare's base… *sigh* At least it turned out to be a nice visit.'

But then on my way back to Kuoh, my stomach growled.

"Welp, guess it's time for lunch."

I went off to the town square to get to the shopping district since the place was famous for being the location of restaurants that sold some of the best foods you could get in Kuoh.

But suddenly, someone bumped into me on my way there.

"Oof!" *thud!*

"Oh, so sorry I didn't see you there!"

I looked at the figure that bumped me and found out that it was a young blonde nun.

'Huh? A nun? That's new… never seen one in Kuoh before.

Then again there IS an abandoned church around here.'

"Here let me help you up."

"O-Oh, thank you! I-I'm so sorry, sir!"

I raised one of my eyebrow.

'Can't speak Japanese, eh? English it is then…'

"No, no, it's okay. Anyway, are you okay, miss…"

"I-Its Asia. My name is Asia Argento."

Watching her stutter hurts my feelings a bit… I mean, I'm not THAT scary, am I?

Well, anyway, I gave her a warm smile and extended my hand.

"Ah, I see. Well, nice to meet you Miss Argento, my name is Kazuki. Just Kazuki."

"Oh, nice to meet you too, Mister Kazuki! It's nice to meet someone that can speak my language. This must be an act of God!"

"Well call it whatever you want, I guess. Oh, and please don't call me 'Mister.' It makes me feel old."

"O-Okay, then you can call me Asia too!"

With that she grabbed my hand and shook it.

"So, Asia-chan… Are you going somewhere?"

"O-oh, I almost forgot! Yes, I am. I've been trying to find a church in this city, b-but I can't speak Japanese so I couldn't ask for direction…"

I widened my eyes.

'… That's… strange. The only church here in Kuoh City is on the hill even then it was abandoned… not to mention that it's my last stop to check for Raynare's hideout—Wait. C-Could it be? Is this girl actually working with them? Looks like it's time to be cautious...'

"Oh, so you're looking for a church, huh? Well, there is only one church in this city and it's a little far from here."

"I-I see… T-Then will you tell me where it is? I'll go there myself."

"Ah, nope! Not happening!"

"What? B-But why?"

"I can't let a pretty girl like you walk there all alone! What if someone bad get you! Tell you what, why don't you join me for lunch and I'll take you there! Come on, it's my treat."

Right after I said those words though, I immediately realized my mistake.

'Stupid, stupid, stupid! Kazu you FOOL! I said that "What if someone bad get you!" when in fact I sound like a very creepy person myself… Seriously, a stranger like me asking a stranger like her to go out for a lunch?!

Great, I blew my only chance to pump information out of her! Ugh, I did NOTthink this through…'

"N-No, no, you don't have to trouble yourself more than you should have!"

"A-Are you sure?"

"Umm… Y-Yes, I—"

But then a sound of stomach rumbling could be heard.

Asia's face then turned as red as a tomato as she stammered to apologize to me.

Seeing her cute reaction made me laugh.

"Hahaha! Then it's settled. Come with me, I know a good restaurant where you can eat."


(A Lunch Break Later)


'Hmm… I should find a job soon.'

I thought to myself as I looked my wallet. I'm not broke, but I'm not rich either. Not to mention that I have groceries to buy and electricity as well as water bills to pay.

"U-Umm, thank you so much for paying for me, K-Kazuki-san. I-I'm so sorry to be a burden to you!"

"Think nothing of it. Consider it a 'Welcome to Kuoh City' from me to you."

"Okay, then… Again, thank you very much for walking me to the Church!"

"It's fine… Besides, I was going to go there too."

"Really? Are you a follower of Christ too?"

"Oh, no. Sorry, but… no, I'm not. It's more like I'm going there for a little survey and… research."

"O-Oh, I see… But that's fine. Perhaps your visit may enlighten you more about—"

But before she got to finish, a sudden cry could be heard.

A boy was crying on the park after he fell on the ground and it seems like he had scratched his knee.

"Oh my, here, let me help you…"

She put her hands over the wound and what happens next surprised me. The boy's wound began to heal at a frightening speed as a green aura could be seen radiating out of Asia's hands.

By the time she was done, the boy had stopped crying and watched Asia healed him in awe. She patted the boy's head and gave what I describe as nothing else but an angelic smile.

"There! All done! Now, now, be careful, okay! And don't cry when you fall. You are a boy after all!"

"T-Thank you, Onee-chan!"

"K-Kyousuke! What are you doing?! O-oh! I'm sorry if my son have troubled you two."

"Oh, no, no, it's fine. He fell when he was running around and we tried to calm him down."

"Thank you! And sorry for the trouble. Come along now, Kyousuke and good afternoon, to you and your girlfriend."

"W-Wha? Wait, she's not—!"

But before I could even cleared up the misunderstanding, she was already gone.

"U-Umm, Kazuki-san? If you don't mind me asking, what did she say?"

'Oh, right! Asia can't speak Japanese, phew… Lucky!'

"K-Kazuki-san?"

"Oh, nothing! She just thanked us for helping that boy."

"Ah, is that so? I'm glad that I can help!"

"Yeah… more importantly, what was that anyway? That was so… magical!"

"Oh! It's called a Sacred Gear. It's a power given by the Lord to me since I was born. A power that let me help people by healing them."

"I see. That's really convenient."

"Yes, I do like healing people, but…"

Then suddenly Asia's face showed an emotion that hinted sadness.

"…But?"

"A-ah, nothing! A-anyway, shall we continue on our way, Kazuki-san?"

"…Ok, then."

'I'm guessing something personal.'


(04:30 PM)


On our way to the Church, Asia had, yet again, bumped into someone. That someone being our favorite hormone-driven teenage Devil, Hyoudou Issei.

After a certain… predicament, Issei decided to tag along and was now currently engaging in a conversation with Asia, while I pondered about something.

'Okay. After our interactions so far today, I have concluded three things:

One, is that Asia is not Raynare's comrade.

Two, is that she's too 'pure' and 'innocent' for her own good, which supports my first conclusion.

But then, the second conclusion brought me to conclusion number three which is… she might be a great actress.'

Issei, being a devil, as I suspected, had no problem talking with Asia since I know that devils could understand and communicate in other people's languages for their human-devil contract convenience. In fact, he sounded more fluent than I did.

But knowing him, he probably thinks that everyone else is speaking with the same language as he did since I tried to talk to him with both English and Japanese, which he replied with their respective language in a very fluent manner.

I was still lost in my thoughts until Asia's interrupted with a happy shout.

"Ah, here we are!"

"Already? Man, time sure flies."

"…"

I took a look at Issei who just stood there in silence.

"Issei? You okay, man?"

He was shaking. He was staring at the Church as if he saw a ghost.

"O-Oh! Y-yeah, I'm perfectly fine!"

"Kazuki-san, Issei-san, thank you very much for walking me here!"

"Don't mention it."

"O-Oh, you're welcome…"

"U-umm, since you two have helped me, would you join me for an afternoon tea?"

'Another tea? Huh… Not that I have a problem with tea, though.' I thought to myself.

"…Sure, I'd—"

But before I could finish, Issei beat me to it.

"I-I'm sorry, Asia-chan, but I have to go now."

"O-Oh, its okay. But do come over whenever you can!"

"Y-yeah, sure! Anyway, I'll be going on ahead, bye Asia-chan, bye Kazuki-san!"

And with that he left in a hurry.

'… That was weird…'

"U-Umm, Kazuki-san, are you going to go too?"

"Hm? Oh no, I'll take your offer if you don't mind."

With that, she her saddened expression due to Issei's depart turned into a warm smile.

"R-really? Then, please come in!"

When she led me through the Church's door, I scanned the inside of the abandoned building, only to find it incredibly old and dusty with cobwebs here and there.

Nonetheless, my eyes twitched as my hands were already shaking from the thought of wanting to clean the whole place up; blame my OCD.

"Asia, you can't possibly be serious when you said that this is where you live!"

"E-Eh? I-Is something wrong with it?"

"Wrong? It's—"

But before I could finish my statement, I was startled from a sudden feminine shout.

"ASIA! Where the hell have you been?!"

The figure then stepped out of the darkness and… my eyes widened in horror.

"I have been waiting all day to—!"

The figure stopped dead on her tracks when she saw me with a look of shock and confusion etched on her face.

My left eye twitched like mad as I smiled in hopelessness from the sheer absurdity of what was happening as she screamed,

"W-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"


Author's Note:

Phew! This has been a long chapter!

Sorry for taking so long, but I have things to do here in real life.

*sigh* And here I thought that the finals were the end of my sufferings… apparently not. :'u

Oh well, enough about my unimportantly worthless insignificant life, now about the Harem poll…

I think I'll end it when I publish the next chapter.

So… tick-tock, time is running out if you haven't pick yet.

Anyway! Here's the current poll for cannon harem:

Koneko: 4

Serafall: 4

Sona: 2

Rossweiss: 2

Yasaka: 2

Akeno: 1

Kuroka: 1

Xenovia: 1

And as for the non-cannon poll:

Eucliwood: 4

Yami: 1

Sora: 1

Judging from the non-cannon poll though I think it's safe to assume Eu is joining the story. But since no one vote for Lala, I'll just declare the final non-cannon poll: Yami or Sora. Only one will be added (aside from Eu) and remember, your choice alters the course of history I have in mind since there are so many path to choose.

So, yeah, I guess that's all really. I hope you enjoyed it and surprise-surprise, it's my birthday today! I hope that I can keep you all entertained with my story :)

As always, see ya next chapt, Capt!

:v /

P.S.

To make up for my lateness, I've made an Omake, so… yeah, enjoy the Omake and apologizes if it's not funny, but here we go!


~~~ OMAKE ~~~


I was on a car, on my way to one of my client's home to do some work. I got a call yesterday that a Physicist was in need of a help with developing his new formula and if I was to help him, he'd send someone to pick me up.

Now I know what you're thinking, why am I actually going for it? Well, simple. I am nearly broke and my Odd Job Poster did say, "I can help you out with ANYTHING and EVERYTHING! *Note: Within reason." Basically, the way I operate is: For the right price, I'll do you a favor as long as it is within reason.

In this case, my client promised me a HUGE amount of payment if I am to be able to assist him, not to mention that I didn't have to walk there since he was going to send someone and bla, bla, bla, here I am!

The car screeched into a halt and I stepped out it and entered when someone opened the door.

"Welcome to Lord Ajuka's Mansion, Mr. Kazuki."

I whistled in amazement as I looked around at the elegance of this big-ass mansion.

'No wonder he promised me such a huge amount of money…'

"Ah, I see you have arrived, Mr. Kazuki."

"Oh, pleased to meet you, Mister… Ajuka was it?"

"Yes, indeed and likewise."

A moment of silence washed over us but I decided to break the ice.

"So… what am I supposed to do?"

"Ah, yes. Follow me."

He led me into what seemed like his study room—Scratch that, it looks more like a library rather than a study room.

I looked over into one of his gigantic blackboard which was full of formulas that I haven't seen before.

"As you can see, this is the formula that I have been working on and—"

"I'm sorry Mr. Ajuka, but can you let me study the formula for a moment?"

He raised an eyebrow.

"…By all means."


PoV Change: Ajuka Beelzebub


After fifteen minutes or so I called a maid to bring in some tea,

'I didn't expect to see a young boy to come here. The flyers did say 'Everything and Anything' but I doubt a simple high school boy could figure out what I am working on…'

I sighed as it seems like the boy was just putting up a front by acting smart to get the reward, probably to support his family or his own greed.

'I guess I'll just kick him out, then…'

"So. Have you figure out the problem, yet, Mr. Kazuki?"

"Hm? Oh yeah, yeah, I can see where is your problem in the formula, but about figuring out the problem… that depends on your answer to my following question."

'I knew it… he's useless.'

"Fine, I'll humor you. Ask away."

"Are you… actually making some kind of a shield? A… force field, maybe?"

That caught my full attention.

'W-what? How did…'

"Umm, Mr. Ajuka?"

"A-ah, I see you've figure it out."

"'Kay."

I narrowed my eyes a bit as he turned to the blackboard to write something.

'It seems like the boy is more than meets the—'

"All done."

"Wait, what…?"

"I finished the formula for the force field."

I couldn't keep my poker face from the sheer absurdity of what just happened.

'P-Preposterous! There is no way that a normal high school boy could just figure out something I've been working for YEARS and—!'

But all of my brain system began to shut down when I took a good look at the new formula he made.

"You were too focused on trying to deflect and redirect any force that was applied to the force field that you didn't realize that very same force could be converted into energy for the force field itself causing the force field to feed on any force it was applied to, which empowers it, instead of trying to block against it."

I couldn't believe it—No, I didn't want to believe it. I've worked on this particular spell for years and haven't been able to successfully produce any positive results.

The Absolute Defense spell. A spell so powerful it could withstand ANY and EVERY attack, with no side-effect whatsoever.

I have copied the magic circle formula and converted it into physics' as not to rise suspicion.

I have called almost every greatest mind in the whole world to solve my formula which instead of solving them, it only raised more questions.

I called the flyer since I was in a mood for a joke, but to see a simple high school boy who just came in here and figured out three giant-blackboard worth of scientific formula in minutes and summed it up into one simple equation was more than I can take!

"T-This is—! B-But I—! THIS IS ABSURD!"

"Hey, don't blame me! I did my job and you didn't even explain to me what some of these energies that powers the force field are! Seriously, I should be asking you what those energies are anyway! It's like you just pulled them out of your ass or something…"

'H-He didn't even know the energies for the spell? Then how the hell did he figure out the simplest form of my most complicated within minutes?! No matter how I see it, his formula is right on the spot!'

"But what I do realize is that 'dark' energy is the same energy that both becomes the Force that was applied to the force field as well as the same energy that powers the force field...

Anyway, look, I have a job to do and my time is running out. So, if you are satisfied with my work please send your payment to my bank account and—"

And with that, I fainted.


PoV Change: Kazuki


I was about to leave when Ajuka suddenly fainted.

The door the burst open, revealing a worried butler.

"Lord Ajuka are you al—WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?!"

"W-Whoa! Hey, don't ask me! He's the one who fainted!"

"Mister Kazuki, I think you overstayed your welcome… So, Good—"

"H-Huh—?"

"—DAY!"

Before I realized it, I was already kicked out of the mansion as the big doors snapped shut behind me.

I sat on the dirty ground in silence to process what just happened.

"WOOOW. Rude! He gave a job, didn't he? So, why the hell am I the one getting kicked out?!"

I sighed in annoyance as I left the mansion,

"Geez, what an asshole!"


And with that, Kazuki left Ajuka Beelzebub's Mansion to do yet another odd job, involving pipes and toilets, completely oblivious of the True Identity of his employer.

What he didn't realize is that he had just doomed the planet by unknowingly making a surprisingly-easy-to-learn-yet-so-fucking-deadly-if-used-right spell for the Devils that would forever alter the course of history of warfare among all Supernatural Beings.

In the end, the Devils fought the remaining factions and won, then took control of the planet, seeing as nothing can pierce the Absolute Defense Spell, not even the casters themselves nor Sacred Gear wielders. Not even THE POWER OF FRIGGIN' DESTRUCTION.

Thus, the planet's name got changed from Earth into Deviluke as society is now forced to bow before the fake-inventor of the spell, Ajuka Beelzebub.

Congratu-fucking-lations, Kazuki.