Johnny looked at Squee during a commercial. Malificent had left an hour ago, after confessing her love for Nny 14 different times over the course of the evening. After Nny was able to get her to leave (after giving her a VERY fake e-mail address) he and Squee settled down to watch some good old TV.

"What do you see in that girl?'

"Nothing... I thought her beautiful at first, but... well... after I realized that she was just crazy... well..."

"But I am crazy...? Do you not like me?"

"SQUEE!! It's not that! It's just... she copies a crazy person... she has no character of her own!"

"Point taken? How long until she is 18?"

"You don't plan to-?"

"NEVER!!" Nny stood up quickly. "But THE code says not to kill children or your mother..."

"Oh... then about 10 years..."

"Damn... well... we'll just have to wait, won't we?

"I suppose..."

Nny flicked through the channels... "Porn... porn... kiddie-cartoons... porn... tv shopping... porn... chick-flick... news... porn... OOH!!" Nny stopped in a surgery show. it advertized all Live ER footage...

"...Having been stabbed 23 times with what appears to be a popsicle stick..."

The episode continued to show the woman being wheeled out of surgery all wrapped up in bandages...

"...Is expected to make a full recovery..."

"WHAT!?" Nny exploded, "SHE SURVIVED!?" He turned to squee... "I have to go to the Hospital... my... Aunt is really sick..."

Squee didn't mention that visiting hours were long over or that he had no aunt or even that he was eating a popsicle in the middle of a cold-spell...