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Kiba's Mission
Sai glanced furiously around the room, observing the decaying bodies, the hole in the ceiling, and everything else he could lay his eyes on. His shirt was untucked and his clothes were completely disheveled, his hair was frazzled and unkempt.
Kakashi sighed in exasperation at the man pacing the room. After arguing his conclusion of two shooters and how the large man had died, he'd done nothing but pace the room constantly for the last ten minutes. Kakashi glanced over to Asuma, whose eyes had glazed over is drowsiness and boredom.
After only two incidents, Kakashi was already beginning to notice Sai's more… eccentric habits. His attitude around difficult crime scenes was erratic and messy, if not effective. The effect on Sai's behavior when a sharp discovery or sudden insight appeared was different however. More ecstatic, more rapturous, more… erotic? Kakashi had noticed that Sai seemed to find a certain ecstasy in difficult investigations and the eventual convictions.
Kakashi perked up as he saw Sai's head snap up, the sign he and Asuma had decided was the first symbol of an epiphany. Kakashi nudged Asuma quickly and nodded toward Sai when he received a questioning look from his friend. They already knew that Ebisu was paying attention. He'd spent the entire time glaring at Sai ever since he'd returned from getting coffee.
"Television," Sai whispered with a stunned voice. Kakashi shot a questioning glance at Asuma, who only shook his head in confusion. "Television is the explanation for this."
Sai turned and spotted the confused looks on the detectives' faces. He slapped his head in exasperation, as though everything was just incredibly obvious. He pointed at the hole in the ceiling, as if it held all the answers, and they just couldn't see it.
"You see this is bad television," Sai began, and Kakashi furrowed his brows as he tried to follow the Root agent's train of thought. "The little assault guys creeping in through the vents and coming in through the ceilings. That James Bond shit never happens in real life. Professionals don't do that."
Kakashi nodded silently as the cogs in his head slowly began to turn. Sai was right. This kind of bullshit never happened in real life, and he knew that. Thinking back, he'd never seen a case that looked so much like a movie scene as this one. With a glance toward Asuma, he saw him nodding as well, the same conclusion reached. He glanced at Ebisu too, but he had a look of utter confusion on his face.
Sai continued his rant in full swing. "So we've got this up here, which has novice written all over it. And all this down here that's simply a perfect textbook assassination. So here's our two possibilities. We either have rank amateurs that got lucky or consummate professionals that fucked up."
Naruto looked around the carnage covering the room. Somehow, someway, he and Sasuke had managed to wipe out eight men in a matter of seconds, and finished off their boss soon after. Not just regular men either, but accomplished, armed, and incredibly dangerous men that had built an empire of crime amongst themselves.
He looked over at Sasuke, who was examining the scene himself, before he looked up at Naruto. The two looked at each other for a few moments, before the both of them broke out laughing. They laughed for awhile, clutching their sides.
As the laughing dwindled, Sasuke straightened up and tugged slightly on the line of rope still caught in the ceiling, before smirking and looking back at Naruto.
"That was some good fucking rope," he said with a grin, and the two of them burst out laughing again.
As the laughing died down once again, Naruto took another look around the room, at the men lying sprawled on the floor.
"That was way easier than I thought," Naruto said, shaking his head in mild disbelief at their actions.
"Yeah," Sasuke responded, mild surprise in his own voice.
Naruto smiled and shook his head. He remembered that mob movie he'd seen on TV a few weeks ago. He'd thought it would go something like that. "On TV you always get that asshole that jumps behind the couch."
Sasuke smirked, remembering the movie as well. "Yeah, and you gotta shoot at him for ten minutes."
Naruto laughed a bit, and smiled a bit more broadly, before turning to Sasuke and grinning. "Oh, we're good man."
"Yes, we are," Sasuke said, nodding in agreement. Naruto raised an eyebrow in question as Sasuke's eyes focused on something behind Naruto. Sasuke smirked and grabbed Naruto's head and turned it toward a bar with several bags on it. "And what do you suppose is in that briefcase?"
Naruto's mind flashed back to the movie he'd seen, where the mob leader had made deals with other gangs, or drug dealers, or other such things. In the movies, he always handed the money off to the other man… in a large black briefcase. Like the one sitting on the edge of the bar closest to the brothers.
Naruto shot a quick glance at Sasuke, who was smirking wickedly. Naruto flashed a quick grin in challenge and turned quickly to sprint to the bar, only to feel Sasuke grab his arm and toss him to the side and gain the lead. Naruto caught himself and ran to catch up with Sasuke, a large smile of excitement spreading across his face, as Sasuke reached the bar and flipped open the case.
Naruto's eyes opened in shock. He'd never seen so much money at once. Well, the two guys that invaded their apartment had had a lot of money on them, but this was so much more! He'd had dreams of having this much money his whole life, but never expected to gain it. He picked up a couple wads before turning to Sasuke.
"I love our new job."
Sasuke chuckled for a moment, when a loud knocking filled the room. Immediately, Naruto dropped the money as he and his brother quickly reached for their weapons and turned toward the noise. Their eyes landed on the door leading to the hallway. Sasuke motioned toward the door silently and threw on his mask, and Naruto followed suit.
They approached the door quietly, hands resting close to their holsters, ready to draw their weapons at the slightest hint of danger. As they neared the door, Sasuke quickly took flank on the right side of the door as Naruto took the left. Nodding to Sasuke, Naruto leaned in toward the eyehole and glanced through.
Naruto nearly burst out laughing right there. Through the eyehole stood Kiba. In a bellboy outfit. With a food cart in front of him. With his mane of hair tied back messily in a ponytail. And a cheap little name tag reading, "Hi, my name is JAFFAR."
Naruto snorted quietly as he stood back from the door, earning him a look of confusion from Sasuke. Naruto quickly reached forward and grabbed Sasuke by the back of the head and pulled it forward toward the door. Sasuke squinted curiously as he looked through the keyhole before chuckling quietly as well.
As Sasuke looked up from the door, the cogs in Naruto's head began to turn, and he grinned wickedly to Sasuke. He motioned toward the door with a mischievous smile on his face. "We've got to fuck with him!"
Sasuke blinked in confusion before smirking in understanding and anticipation. He and Naruto quickly took flank once again on either side of the door. Naruto held up his hand while the other reached for a kunai, and he signaled a countdown from three.
As his hand clenched into a zero, Sasuke reached forward quickly and pulled the door open wide, as Naruto's hand shot through the opening and grabbed a shocked and terrified Kiba by the collar and hauled him off his feet and through the door, food tray and dishes clattering to the floor in front of him. Sasuke quickly slammed the door as Kiba passed through the entryway, and grabbed the back of Kiba's coat, helping Naruto drag him across the floor and he sputtered and yelped in panic.
The two brothers threw the thrashing Kiba to the floor in the center of the room, next to the large man, and pinned him to the ground, holding blades up to their friends' neck. The wild young man's eyes bugged out, and he began trying to reason with Naruto and Sasuke, much to the hidden amusement of the two.
"Oh, God! Don't kill me! We're on the same side! The boss musta sent you in as back up, huh? Oh, shit, please! I'm Kiba! I'm the funny man!" Sasuke glared at Naruto as his brother stifled a laugh, and poorly at that, but Kiba was on the verge of tears as he tried to save himself, and didn't notice at all. "They call me the funny fuckin' man!"
As Naruto continued to hide his laughter, Sasuke quickly turned Kiba's attention to himself by grabbing Kiba's collar and pulling him up. Sasuke dropped his voice as he held one of Naruto's kunai up to his throat, disguising it from Kiba. "Where's your weapons?"
"Chest pocket. Shit!" Kiba sputtered and hyperventilated as he quickly patted his vest.
Sasuke released Kiba's shirt, letting him fall to the floor. Naruto had gotten over his fits of laughter, and quickly pushed Kiba back to the floor as he tried to get up. Naruto quickly reached under Kiba's vest and pulled out a small six shuriken case out of the coat pocket.
'SIX?'Naruto thought. 'I took out that almost that many by myself! What the fuck!'
Naruto stood up and began pacing around exasperatingly, before turning and dropping down again, and holding the shuriken pack up against Kiba's face. He dropped his voice as well, hoping Kiba wouldn't recognize him either. "This is a six-pack of shurikens. Nine bodies, genius! What the fuck were you gonna do? Laugh the last three to death, funny man?"
Kiba held up his hands defensibly as he tried to explain himself, still scared out of his mind. "Orochimaru said there was only two! In and out!" Naruto quickly shot a worried look toward Sasuke, who eyes had become cold and calculating at the knowledge Kiba had given them. As the two thought about what Kiba had said, their holds on his shirt loosened, giving him the freedom to lean forward onto his elbows and take a better look around the room. He began talking nervously, in an attempt to earn the pity of the two pinning him down. "Boy, you guys sure did a good job. You're good, huh? Cool masks. Where'd you get them?"
Naruto and Sasuke's attentions quickly turned back to the disheveled man before them, and their thoughts of tricking their friend returned. Naruto quickly leaned forward and shoved Kiba against the floor hard. He quickly held up a kunai to Kiba's throat and recreated the menacing voice he had use earlier. It might have been a little off from what it was, but from the look of fear in Kiba's eyes, he certainly wouldn't notice. "We gotta do him, right here."
"Right now." Sasuke agreed menacingly as he held up a kunai to the other side of Kiba's throat and nodded.
Kiba eyes pooped open at the sound of the two men's threat and began screaming again in earnest as the steel pressed up against his throat. "Don't kill me! Oh shit, please no! I'm Kiba! I'm the funny man!... the funny man... the funny man!"
Naruto had to use all his self-control to keep himself from falling to floor in laughter at the look on his friend's face. He nodded to Sasuke and pulled back his kunai as if in preparation to strike. "Right?"
Sasuke nodded back, and lifted his kunai as well. "Right!" The two of them thrust their kunai forward in a short motion, and Kiba quickly covered his face and screamed and whimpered in panic and fear.
Naruto couldn't contain himself anymore, as he burst out laughing. Sasuke withheld his own laughter for a moment longer than Naruto, but after hearing Naruto lose his control, Sasuke couldn't hold back his own either, and broke down laughing as well. Naruto quickly pulled off his mask and revealed himself to a flabbergasted Kiba, who lay stunned on the ground at the two brothers laughing at him.
Kiba gaped in shock as the two stood up and leaned against the bar, still laughing as Kiba lay there stunned. The two were still chuckling as Kiba stood up and took a look around the room, and began pacing frantically.
"What did you do?!" he suddenly yelled, waving his hands in frustration. "Fucking... what the fucking fuck! Who the fuck, fucked this fucking…? Fuck, how did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!!"
Sasuke snorted, before turning to Kiba, "Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word." Naruto burst out laughing again and Sasuke chuckled along with him. Kiba quickly turned on the two of them, anger flaring up in his eyes at the two that had just played him.
"What the fuck are you doing here?" he yelled at the two of them, causing them to back up a little, despite the fact they were still chuckling between themselves. Naruto almost began laughing again at the look on his face. "What, huh!? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? ANSWERS! I WANT FUCKIN' ANSWERS!"
Sasuke, however, was apparently tired of the yelling, and quickly stepped forward and slapped Kiba quickly across the face. "Get a hold of yourself, man!"
Naruto was taken aback by Sasuke's directness, and Kiba was obviously surprised as well. There was an awkward silence in the room, as Sasuke glared at Kiba, before he smirked slightly, causing Kiba to huff in anger.
Naruto smirked at Sasuke's act and walked up to Kiba. "Yeah, get a hold of yourself," he said jokingly, slapping Kiba softly across the face in jest. Kiba's eye's bugged out in anger as he jumped forward and began cursing and punching at Naruto, who danced backward, laughing. He giggled lightly as he deflected the punches thrown at him, mocking Kiba by reaching forward and slapping him lightly every time an opening appeared. Sasuke quickly stepped forward and pulled the two apart, allowing Kiba to calm down and Naruto to stop joking around.
As Naruto and Kiba calmed down, Sasuke released the two of them, holding up a finger and waving in warning at them before smirking. "Listen, we gotta get outta here now. We'll take separate exits and meet at Kiba's."
Naruto grinned widely and quickly ran over to the bar, closing the briefcase full of money and picking it up. As Sasuke picked up the rope and everything else that could leave evidence toward their involvement, Kiba stood there, watching the two, shaking his head, still unsatisfied with their explanation.
Passing through the room, Naruto grinned as he patted Kiba on the shoulder, then walked through the door, mask and gloves safely hidden and put away.
Naruto grinned even widen when he heard a loud "Fuck!" echo down the hallway as Kiba followed behind them grudgingly.
"Join me in a drink, gentlemen."
Sai gestured toward the bar on the far side of the room and led the group of detectives over. He had figured out pretty much everything he could from the scene. All that was left was to wait for the forensic evidence to come back. Fingerprints, hair strands, anything that could speed up the discovery of whoever… butchered these men.
Sai had calmed down and cleaned up since his examination of the room. He had combed his hair and tucked his shirt back in, regaining his good composure along with his good appearance. As the four of them sat down around the bar, Sai pulled out a bottle of gin and poured himself a glass, and proceeded to sip it slowly as Kakashi, Asuma, and Ebisu leaned forward over the bar to listen to him.
Sai sighed silently as he swirled the drink in his hands, before leaning once again over the bar and speaking to the detectives. "With the exception of my coffee boy," he started, gesturing to Ebisu, who flushed in anger, "you Boston detectives are starting to show signs of intelligence. So, I am going to make you privy to some information that you would not normally be."
Sai raised an eyebrow as he saw the eyes of the other detectives open a little wider in anticipation. He was having a better effect on these men than he thought he was. Hell, even Ebisu was leaning forward, ready to absorb anything Sai said. Sai smirked slightly at the concept of having these men in the palm of his hands; he could either raise them up as detectives by showing them how to properly solve this case, or crush their hopes and desires as such by failing them.
"These men are all Mist mob," he continued saying, watching their eyes open in shock. He watched as Kakashi's eyebrows furrowed in recognition, and Sai could tell he was comparing the scene to the case from a couple of days ago with the two brothers and the Mist thugs. Sai waved his hand to dispel any connection between the two. "Not like those two peons in the alley the other day. These guys are all Mist bosses and underbosses; call themselves the 'swordsmen' or some such. I have a dossier on every man in this room."
Sai continued speaking, ignoring the looks of shock and surprise from Kakashi and Asuma, and Ebisu's gaping mouth. "Since the recent treaty between Konoha and other hidden villages, the Mist syndicates have started to come here. And in the spirit of their kage, the Mist have opened their borders to the mafia. But the Sound, they're not so very willing to give up their territory to another mob willing to muscle them out of their own ventures. The Mist are coming here anyway. They are unwelcome. What we have here, gentlemen, is possibly the beginning of the first international mob war... unless I've totally missed something."
Sai looked around the bar, realizing how hard the situation had hit the three detectives. The thought of a mob war between two high-standing crime syndicates raging through Konoha was definitely not a concept that sat well with the three detectives. Drive-bys, assassinations, destruction of property, countless deaths… Sai figured these men must care about this city quite a bit, being dedicated to finding out the criminal behind every crime in the game. They'd have their work cut out for them if this kind of shit started up in Konoha.
"Now," Sai said, pulling his attention back to him, "what is this going to look like to those who do not know what I just told you?"
The three detectives blinked in surprise at the change in direction of the conversation. They all began trying to figure out what they would've thought of this situation if Sai hadn't explained things to them. Asuma leaned forward suddenly, catching the attention of the other two, as Sai looked at him expectantly.
"It's gonna look like the bad guys are killing each other."
Sai smiled wryly, before speaking in a hushed tone, "And is there an citizen of Konoha, shit is there a man seated among us that hasn't thought about it many times, 'let's just put them all on an island, give them guns and let them kill each other'? This is our wet dream come true. You can expect federal and local law enforcement to go only deep enough to satisfy the law, then bury it from here on out."
Silence filled the room, as the detectives sat in stunned silence at the words of the Root agent. Sai knew what they were thinking. He'd had the same thoughts himself, too many times to count. Allowing men to run rampant in the streets and just go about killing each other? The concept was no doubt illogical, implausible, and just downright against everything they stood for as police of Konoha. But would they let it go, if they knew that the scum of the earth were wiping themselves out, cleansing Konoha of the stain that was ruining it to its core?
"So, what do we do now?" Kakashi whispered in a low voice, barely above a whisper.
Sai shrugged. "That depends," he said, before downing the rest of his glass and throwing on his coat. "You either do your job or get ethical."
This is Kurenai Yuuhi. I'm coming live from the St. Minato Hotel, where we have just been informed that the largest multiple murder in Konoha's history has just taken place. We have learned that there were nine victims, all deeply involved in a notoriously violent Mist crime syndicate, right here in Konoha. The police have yet to reveal any confirmed evidence or possible suspects to the crime. However, they have promised that more information will be released to the public as the facts unfold. Kurenai Yuuhi, signing out.
Sasuke sat across from Kiba at the table in Kiba's apartment, watching the wild man stare at the floor and rub his temples in exasperation. The hotel busboy outfit he'd put on for the hit was thrown off and on the ground near the front door. Sasuke had known that Kiba had always hated fancy dress.
Kiba looked up suddenly, carefully studying the two brothers, before raising an eyebrow in question. "So let me get this straight. Anybody you think is evil?"
Sasuke nodded curtly and simply said, "Yes."
Kiba groaned and ran his fingers through his hair in exasperation. He looked up and eyed the two suspiciously. "Don't you think that's a little psycho? A little weird?"
"Weird, huh?" Sasuke leaned forward, glaring straight into Kiba's eyes. He lowered his voice, letting it drip with seriousness. "Know what I think is weird? Decent men with loving families go home every day after work. They turn on the news and see rapists, murderers, and child molesters all getting out of prison."
Naruto learned forward, voice low as well, adding into the conversation, "Mafiosos getting caught with 20 kilos and walking on bail the same day."
Sasuke leaned forward as well, holding up a shuriken in example. "Little girls catching stray shuriken in their heads, playing hopscotch in their front yards. And everyone thinks the same thing: someone should just go kill those motherfuckers."
"Kill 'em all," Naruto whispered. Sasuke turned in mild surprise at Naruto's words. Naruto wasn't one to avoid a fight, but he'd always been vocal about his abhorrence of murder. He'd always told Sasuke that every problem in the world could be solved by putting the people in question in a small room and let them beat on each other until on gives up. But killing them? Not so much. The attack from the two Mist thugs must have hit him harder than Sasuke thought.
"Admit it," Naruto said in a more relaxed tone, leaning back in his chair and relaxing a little. "Even you've thought about it."
Kiba watched silently as the two leaned back in their seats and began cleaning and sorting their weapons. Sasuke watched with a grin as Kiba rocked back and forth in the chair. He ran his fingers through his hair again, and began rubbing his temples again in confusion and agitation. After a minute or so, he leaned forward once again and pointed at both of them before speaking.
"You guys should be in every major city."
Sasuke and Naruto looked at each other a moment before chuckling between the two of them. But Kiba wasn't stopping. He stood up suddenly, letting his chair fall to the floor, and began pacing around the room, swinging his arms wildly as he ranted.
"This is some heavy shit. This is like Lone Ranger-heavy man. Fuck it! There's so much shit that pisses me off." He stopped, suddenly, looking up as if he'd had an epiphany. He grabbed his chair and pushed it back up to the table backwards, sitting on it and leaning against the back. He pointed at the brothers. "You guys should recruit, 'cause I am sick and fucking tired of walking down the street waiting for one of these assholes to get me, y'know?"
Naruto smirked and chuckled a bit. "Hallelujah, Jaffar."
Kiba glared at Naruto quickly before waving his hand and waving off the comment. He raised a questioning eyebrow. "So you're not just talking mob guys. You're talking' anyone, right? Even like pimps and drug dealers and all that shit?"
Sasuke smiled slightly and nodded. Naruto did the same.
"Well fuck," Kiba scoffed, shaking his head. "You guys could do this every day."
Naruto leaned forward again, spinning a kunai on his finger. "We're like 7-Eleven," he said with a smirk. "We aren't always doing business, but we're always open."
"Nicely put," Sasuke said, laughing, and the other two joined in.
Sasuke slammed the can of beer on the table, causing it to splash into his lap. He looked down in surprise and his now wet lap. He could have sworn he had finished the can.
Naruto was currently jabbering on about how he'd killed four of the Mist Mafiosos upside down, and was half-rolling across his end of the table as an example. He'd been jabbering on like that that for a good while now. No one was listening, of course, but that seem to dissuade Naruto from continuing talking.
Kiba was still sitting on the other side of the table, now covered with beer cans and several boxes of pizza. He was currently wearing one of the black masks Sasuke and Naruto had bought and was currently using all the dexterity he had available in his drunkenness to try and eat a slice of pizza through the mouth hole. He heard Naruto bark with laughter at the sight, and put his forehead on his arms on the table. Sasuke smirked and leaned sideways to push Naruto off his seat, only to find that Naruto was farther away than he thought, causing Sasuke to lean too far and fall to the floor, which only made Naruto laugh louder.
Sasuke managed to climb back up into his seat after getting a decent grip on the table and chair, but when he reached for his beer, he found it gone. He looked around the table, thinking Naruto or Kiba had taken it, but he spotted it lying spilled on the floor.
'How'd that happen?' he thought, furrowing his brows in frustration. 'I didn't do that, did I? No. No. Naruto or Kiba did. That's it, for sure.'
"You, you… you bastards," he said, pointing a finger somewhere between Naruto and Kiba. "Which one of you spill my beer?"
Kiba and Naruto both laughed as pointed his accusatory finger off into nowhere. Kiba picked up an empty can and placed it slowly in front of Sasuke's seat. Sasuke looked questioningly at Kiba, who pointed at the can, before he leaned forward to look closely at the can.
"You spilled it yourself, you dumb fuck," Kiba yelled, quickly smacking the can into Sasuke's face, making him fall back onto the floor.
Sasuke could hear Kiba and Naruto laughing as he quickly pulled himself over the table and began picking up cans to pelt Kiba with, resulting in a short beer can war between the three of them, which Naruto somehow managed to win, despite his habit of breaking into frantic laughter every time he managed to hit someone.
After the trio had managed to calm down, the brothers sat down and spent some time playing finger football with some spare paper made from the pizza receipt. Kiba however, spent a good ten minutes staring at the floor, before he began muttering to the two across from him. Naruto and Sasuke looked up in surprise at their friend's previously unheard-of depressed depression. Kiba was usually continuously lively, not like he was now.
"You fucking guys," he said with a hoarse voice. "You ruined me. I'm fucking done. Permanent package boy."
"Who says that?" Naruto said, cheerily. Kiba's head lifted, as he stared at Naruto as if he was mad. Naruto smirked and raised an eyebrow. "You could take credit on it."
Sasuke shrugged and nodded silently as Kiba's eyes popped open. His eyes flashed back and forth between the two brothers, looking for some sign of trickery or jest. "What are you serious?"
"Yeah, fuck it," Naruto said, shrugging. "If you think about it, it's all you can do really. You can't tell him it was us. Go in bragging and shit."
"Climb the corporate ladder, boy," Sasuke joined in, and raised his glass. "Don Kiba!"
Kiba sat thinking for a second, tapping his foot on the ground, before slamming his fists on the table. "Fuck it! I'm doing it. I deserve it. I've been working for those fat bastards since I was in high school and look at this place!"
He gestured around the apartment, currently a dump. His apartment was a messy one that hung over the back of a dirty alley in the worse part of Konoha. His neighbors sucked something awful, always making noise at all hours of the night. His apartment would've been a little better, though, if Kiba's "girlfriend," if you could call the bitch that, didn't always mess up the place in a doped-up rage. Not to mention that damn snobby cat of hers. Naruto and Sasuke both nodded reluctantly in agreement.
"They're fucking me man!" Kiba yelled, slapping several empty cans off the table and across the floor. "Hey, they can suck my pathetic little dick! And I'll dip my nuts in marinara just so the fat fucks can get a taste of home while they're at it."
Sasuke and Naruto laughed drunkenly as Kiba raved and ranted, slamming his fists on the table occasionally to emphasize words. Naruto frowned as the cat jumped up onto the table, no doubt to investigate the commotion. "That's it," Kiba yelled, continuing, "it's done, I'm doing it!"
BLAM! SPLAT!
With one last slam, Kiba's fist landed on a spare exploding tag that Kiba had left on the table, causing the tag to detonate on impact. The tag was rather old, however, and faulty in its age. With a bang, the side opposing Kiba's end blasted a burst of flame toward the wall. Unfortunately, there happened to be a small, furry object in the way of the blast.
At the commotion, the trio of men jumped from the table in surprise and bolted toward the door. Kiba was screaming that he'd been hit, while Sasuke was checking to see if he was on fire, and Naruto was desperately looking for a fire extinguisher.
As the three calmed down, they looked back towards the kitchen. The table had a large black mark across it from Kiba's seat, and there was a nasty, cat-shaped splatter against the wall. The three of them stood in silence for a moment, before Kiba reluctantly spoke up.
"Is it dead?" The sound of two smacks to the head echoed through the apartment.
A/N
Sorry, this one really took awhile. Quite a bit longer than my other chapters so far, though.
I'm thinking of doing another movie parody after the Boondocks one. I was thinking about doing 300 or something like that, but I'm not sure who I'd use as the main characters in the story. I'm open for suggestions though… (hint, hint)
R&R plz…. Also, tell me any suggestions for any other movie spinoffs you'd like me to write, or any spelling/grammar mistakes I've made.
