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A/N: Thanks people for giving me your suggestions! (I just found out that it is not allowed to let readers vote…(sweat drop)) I hope you will like this chappy! Hehe… Sorry I took a long time… The computer caught a virus, and it won't let me delete it… My sister tried to delete it for 5 days… Then she declared that we couldn't save anything on the computer anymore… (cry) The computer has ALL my stories in it!

Edited: Revised on July 3, 08

Chapter 6: AHHH!

Ed walked in front of the mirror, dull clicking sounds following him. His eyes widened as he saw a girl with blackish-green hair, wearing a white turtleneck shirt, with it's sleeves flowing outwards (A/N: not sure if this makes sense, but just to clear it up, it's like those 'trumpet' pants… Hope you get what I mean…). This girl wore a light blue skirt that goes down to just a bit below her knees. As shoes, she wore those fancy brown high-heeled boots.

Edward stared at the cute girl in front of him. Where did this girl come from? She looks pretty cute… Ed looked at her chest. But…sigh… it's… so… wait… Wait a minute! This is a mirror. How would there be a girl? Something clicked inside of Ed's head. He moved his hands, then fingers. The person in the mirror did the same thing.

"AHHHH!" Ed ran around in circles, flinging his hands in all directions. "I BECAME A GIRL!! TURN ME BACK INTO A GUY! PLEASE!" He screamed. No wait… I can't just suddenly turn into a girl in such short time… Or was I unconscious for that long?!

"This can't be happening to me, this cannot be happening to me… Why is life so mean to me? But most of all, WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?" Ed screamed. His voiced bounced off the walls.

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"Oh my… I've never seen him in such panic before! This is hilarious! Haha!" Roy laughed.

"I don't think Edward would like it if he knows of you laughing at him when he's dressed up as a girl." Riza told him. Roy looked at her and grinned.

"Look who's talking. You're laughing at him too."

"I'm not laughing at him. I'm just merely admiring my work at dressing Edward up."

"You mean treating him like a doll and then make him wear any kind of clothing that you just happened to want him to wear at the time." Riza thought for a moment.

"Yeah, that works too." She giggled. Roy looked shocked at her.

"Hawkeye, did you just giggle?" Riza coloured.

"I… I was not giggling. What… what are you talking about? Are you hearing things, sir?"

Roy laughed at her. Riza glared at him.

"I am this much away from wanting to kick you in the crotch, sir." To prove her point she raised her already curled fist and aimed it at his… cough. Roy paled at the sight of her fist and slowly inched away from her.

"Um… heh, I just remembered that I had an appointment with… someone. I'll see you later, Hawkeye! Bye!" Riza watched as he bumped into several equipments that had just so happened to be there. He stopped and cursed at his bad luck when a table fell on top of his toe. How a table could fall on his toe will remain a mystery. "A table. A fucking table. What the hell. I'm going to burn whoever that placed these here…"

"Are you going to burn me, sir?" Roy looked at her weirdly, momentarily forgetting that he was supposed to run away from her.

"Why would I want to do that?" Riza inwardly smirked at him.

"Because I was the one who put them there."

"!!" Bells started ringing in his mind, telling him that he need to get away from her as fast as humanly possible. "Oh… um… of course not, Hawkeye. Hehe… I guess I'll be going now…" And then he ran all the way back to his office and locked himself in it. Riza let go of the gun that she had in her hand and smirked.

"This is going to be fun…"

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"I… I need to get out of here!" Edward raced to the door and pulled at the knob. It didn't budge. "NO!! FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID DOOR! OPEN!!" He pulled at it again. "I DEMAND THAT THIS DOOR OPEN AT ONCE! OPEN!!" He tugged at it for what seems to be forever. He heard a small "pluck" and then he flew backwards and landed on his bottom. The knob came off. Ed stared at it. "OH MY FUCKING… I KILLED THE DOOR!! NOW I CAN'T GET OUT!! SOMEONE SAVE ME!!"

"Shut up, Edward, before I shoot you." The door said. Ed stared at the door. Did he just hear what he just heard?

"…the door…. Talks?" Ed stood up and poked the door. The door opened all of a sudden, knocking him away from it. "…after all that I did… I ONLY NEEDED TO POKE THE DOOR? WHAT THE #!!"

"Shut up Edward!" Riza covered her ears. But that didn't seem to help either, so she went up to Edward and slapped him. Ed dropped onto the floor.

Silence.

"Yup, this is so much better, right Edward?" She looked down at him for his response.

There was none.

"…Edward?" She poked him.

Silence.

Riza cursed.

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Ed laid on the floor, unconscious. Riza kneeled beside the unconscious 'lady'.

"Hey, chibi-chan! Edward, you are the size of a pea." She whispered inside Ed's ear. No response came from him. Riza sighed. Is he perverted like Roy?

"Hey Edward! Winry Rockbell is running around naked." Edward woke up at once.

"Huh?" He looked around. Riza punched him.

"PERVERT!" She yelled at him.

Ed held onto his ears, Riza's voice bouncing inside of his head.

"Lieutenant Hawkeye?" Ed said unsurely. "How come there are ten of you?" Riza sighed. She stood up and dusted off invisible dust.

"Ed, please stand up. You're wasting your training time on the floor. There are a lot to teach you, before you go to Lior. First there is the manners, covering both eating, sitting, and talking. There is also the dress-up, I don't want you to be acting like a tomboy, and walking properly, like a YOUNG LADY." Edward's eyes widened.

"Everyday, I will teach you something new. You'd better remember everything that I will teach you. Or else…" Riza took out her gun and aimed at a target behind Ed. She clicked off the safety and fired 3 times. Ed looked behind him. The human (paper) target was shot at the same place, the place that will hurt the most to males.

Ed gulped.

"Yes Madam!" Riza put away her gun, and smiled.

"I hope that will never happen to you, Edward."

"Of course that won't happen!"

"Alright then. Let us start the training right now."

T.B.C.

Hoped you liked it!

A/N: Added some stuff to it and changed spacing, etc… my writers' block for this is getting bigger and bigger (groans) Wanted to leave it until afterwards but then remembered that I'm going to be gone for July and August, with a computer that is supposed to be shared between 4 people (sigh) …and also the fact that the last time I had revised was last year… and the last time I had actually posted up a new chapter was last year… Well anyways, only 3 more chapters to revise/edit and then I'll be posting up the last chapter! XD

Until then,

Rose