Hey, you. Yeah, the pale one gawking at the screen. You stupid fleshbag. I guess there's no point in saying any of this to you, since all of you most likely just skipped over this part and tried to find yaoi between Ark and Prof. Also, all of you are sick. Anyway, I just came out here to formally say that we're sorry. We're sorry that this was created. We do not own any of the people, characters, works of fiction, or large orbs of female fluids in this fanfic. If any of you confused this with any actual event or person it's either a huge coincidence, or you should go to your nearest doctor to be diagnosed with official brain damage. But judging from what I've seen in other fanfiction, YouTube, and, well, the internet in general, it's most likely the latter. Stupid fleshbags. You guys are lucky I didn't take over your planet! But it doesn't matter. Like I said, it didn't really happen anyway. So next time you hear a rumor about a sexy robot taking over the planet, don't bother to stop it. It's not actually happening, right? Mua ha ha. Remember to shop at Wal-Mart! :-)
