!-- i havent updated this one in a mad long time, alright ill use ness for this one. -
Chapter 7: Ness
Dr. Mario was staring at a picture at two elderly people who smiled, as Dr. Mario wiped a tear off of his face and smiled back. He heard a knock and said "Come in!"
Ness walked through the door. "Are those your parents or grandparents?" he said, sounding understanding.
"No, I don't know them, I found that picture in the store but that old lady is hot."
Ness tried to ignore this to the best of ability and while draining out Dr. Mario's, brought out his own problem. "I love video games too much. Can you help?"
"Sure! I'll think of something."
They both went to Ness' house. Dr. Mario stared as Ness was endlessly pushing buttons and glaring at the screen.
"It says something, right?" said Ness.
"Yeah, especially since there's no game in there. All right, what we need to do is take all of your games and make you hate them."
Dr. Mario touched a game causing Ness to scream in fear.
"Just chill, I'm trying to help you."
"No, don't, please don't, please don't..."
"Calm down, calm down, you clearly play too many video games--"
"No! I don't! I play a normal amount!"
"Then why did you come to me!"
"I don't know, but I don't!"
"Just admit you have a problem," said Dr. Mario.
"NEVER! I have a problem," Ness added before Dr. Mario could open his mouth in another attempt to get him to admit it.
"All right, now let's focus on working on it. What is the hardest part about this?"
"It's just, all my friends at school tell me to play video games, they're all 'it's cool, just keep doing it!' and I'm all 'no, they're bad for you!' and they're all 'just one time' and now I'm hooked!"
Suddenly, Dr. Mario got an idea. "Well, can I touch them now?"
"Sure, but give them back," said Ness worriedly.
"Sure," said Dr. Mario, reaching over. He grabbed a video game and tossed it at Ness, hitting him on the head.
"Ow!" screamed Ness. "What was that fo—ow!" Another video game had struck his head. Soon, game after game flew at Ness, hitting him continuously. "STOP! Why, video games, why? Why cause me this much pain? I HATE YOU! YOU WERE NEVER THERE FOR ME!" He shot fire at the video games flying at them, and when they were burnt, burnt the whole pile near him.
Ness breathed heavily, calming down.
"You got rid of them, Ness! You got rid of your problem!" In excitement, Dr. Mario slammed the last video game on Ness' head, unaware he was holding it, knocking him out. He brought him back to the office.
He was angry when he woke back up, so he powered up fire and shot it, but then got up so fast it hit him before it got anywhere and burnt him to a crisp.
"Oh, man..." said Dr. Mario. "Hey, I still got this video game!"
He got up from his seat, looked at the picture of the old lady on the wall and raised his eyebrows back and forth, then inserted the game in the slot and began playing. The game was "Dr. Mario." As he played it, he wondered if he would ever get any money or if he would continue to kill all of his patients.
