Rita and Lynn Sr. stood there stiff. "A...a kidney transplant?" asked Rita. "Yes, Mrs. Loud.", said Roberto Sr., "The mushroom your son ate is an extremely rare one and it's also extremely deadly. The Acidcap is the only mushroom on the planet known to destroy your kidneys. We're so lucky that he only ate one!" "What do you mean?" asked Lynn.

"Back in 1962, a child around Lincoln's age ate a whole patch of Acidcaps and died instantly". "Oh my god", whispered Rita. "But luckily Lincoln only ate one so that means we've got time to put a new kidney in his body, but not very much. "How much time does he have doc?" asked Albert. "About 3 days", said Roberto Sr., "But if we don't get Lincoln a kidney by then..."


"...he will die a slow and painful death", Rita said as he finished telling her children. The Loud sisters were shocked and on the verge of tears, so were Howard, Harold, Ronnie Anne, and Clyde, who instantly stood up. "Let Lincoln take mine", he said. "Wha? Clyde honey-" Howard said but Clyde stopped him at that moment.

"No dad, Lincoln's my best friend in the whole wide world, I'd do anything for him", said Clyde. "Whoa there cowboy", said Roberto Sr. "It's very courageous of you to offer your organs, but in this case, we're looking for a kidney that carries the same DNA, most notably a blood sibling." At that instant, Lana shot up. "Take mine!" Then Lola. "No! Take mine!" "I won't mind Lincoln having my kidney", Lucy said as she appeared out of the blue, scaring everyone.

"It's very generous guys, but I'm afraid you all are too young", said Roberto Sr., "I believe that one of the older sisters are in the right nick to gave their kidney", said Roberto Sr., "But I need to see which one them is the right candidate". He then turned to Lynn Jr., Luan, Luna, Leni, and Lori. "Follow me please". The 5 older Loud sisters, along with Rita, Lynn Sr., and Albert followed Maria and Roberto Sr. down the hall and into a medical room with some X-Ray equipment.

"Alright, this is the stuff that will determine which one of you will give the kidney", he said. "Can't you just pick one of us out of the blue or out of a hat?" asked Luna. "Yes, but with a damaging kidney Lincoln has, we're looking for the healthiest", said Roberto Sr., "I'll start the X-ray machine". "You can take essay's on a machine?" asked Leni. "No honey, not essays, X-rays. It's a special piece of hospital equipment used to take pictures of your insides". "Oh", said Leni.

A few hours past and one by one, all of the older Loud sisters had their insides scanned by the X-Ray machine. By this time, morning had broken over the horizon. It soon would be time for school to start. "I think I'd better let Mrs. Johnson know what's going on", said Clyde as he pulled out his cellphone.


It was another fine morning for Agnes Johnson. Everything seemed normal like any ordinary school day. All of the students were on time, she had a good cup of joe, all the students turned in their homework, completed, and best of all. It was a good day. But there was something that wasn't in its right place. She looked back and saw that Lincoln and Clyde's seats were empty. "That's odd", Mrs. Johnson thought to herself, "Clyde and Lincoln, especially Lincoln, never miss a day of school".

At that moment, Principle Huggins walked into the classroom. "Agnes, Clyde's on the phone", he said, "He says it's about Lincoln". Agnes got up from her desk. "I'll be right back, class", she said. Agnes then walked out of the room and headed straight for Principle Huggins' office. She saw Cheryl holding out a phone. "It's for you Agnes, it's from Clyde McBride". "Thanks", Agnes said as she took the phone from Cheryl's hand. "Hello Clyde...you've got some bad news to tell me?...well go ahead...it's about Lincoln? What's wrong with him?"

Cheryl was busy filing some paperwork when a loud voice was heard from the other room. "HE'S WHAT?!"


A little bit later at the Hospital, Clyde, his fathers, Bobby, Ronnie Anne, the Loud sisters, Lynn Sr., Rita, and Albert were in the room Lincoln was quartered in when Roberto Sr. walked up. "I have some good news", said Roberto Sr. "What is it?" asked Lynn Sr. "I've finally gotten the tests and I believe we've found the perfect candidate." "Okay then, who is it?" asked Rita. "According to my reports, it's..." Roberto Sr. looked at the reports. "...Lynn Loud Jr."