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"Boy, it was good seeing those two again," Hermione said when they stopped laughing.

"Yeah," Ron agreed, "I've missed old Loony. She cracks me up."

"And it's so nice that they finally started dating."

"Finally?"

"Oh come on Ron! You're not that slow are you? Those two have liked each other from the very start. It's completely obvious."

Ron's retort was cut short by the sound of the door opening yet again revealing Harry and Ginny, walking hand in hand.

"Oi!" exclaimed Ron, "can't we get a little peace and quiet here! First Loony and Neville and now you two! We really need to put some enchantment on the door so that people can seal it and nobody can get in, even with the password."

"Oh come on Ron," said an exasperated Hermione, "we weren't doing anything really important. They can come and join us. Who knows, maybe they want to read some of the story with us too."

"Oh, are you two reading that story Rita Skeeter wrote about you two?" asked Ginny, leading Harry over to the couch Luna and Neville had vacated minutes earlier.

"Yeah. We're on our sixth year. Would you care to join us?"

"Of course! Sixth year was when Lavender came into the picture and things got really interesting! Let's begin!" Ginny said.

We have come to one of the best parts in the whole story (besides the final hook up of course). It's full of tantalizing details that will make your hair break and your toe-nails curl. Enjoy!

"That sickens me," Hermione told Ginny in the common room one evening.

"Imagine how I must feel," Ginny retorted, "He's my brother."

"Why don't they just go somewhere private?"

"Oh I remember this conversation." Hermione said.

"How could you not?" retorted Ginny, "we had it every day!"

Ginny just smiled to herself. Her brother's plan was working, and surprisingly well she might add.

"Wait, what plan?" Hermione exclaimed.

"Just read and you should find out," Ginny replied.

Hermione was jealous as blazes, and all Ron had to do would be to break up with Lavender and Hermione would welcome him with open arms.

"I would not!"

Ginny just gave Hermione the look and she blushed.

"Alright," she admitted, "maybe I would."

"I mean seriously, no one wants to see them snogging all over the place. Why don't they find an empty broom closet or something?"

Now, let me pause in the story to tell you exactly what Hermione and Ginny were looking at so you're not lost (although all you Harry Potter fanatics already know most likely).You see, across the common room sat a horrible sight. Ron was sitting in one of the big chairs by the fire and Lavender Brown was sitting on his lap. But wait, she wasn't just sitting on his lap, oh no. That would have been bad enough, but she had to be snogging,

At this everyone burst out laughing. To have Rita Skeeter use the word snogging in a book was absolutely hilarious. Add on the fact that is was Ron doing the snogging and it made the sentence twice as funny.

I mean kissing, him at the same time. It was an outright scandal (if this doesn't ruin Ron Weasley's reputation nothing will!)! Anyways, let's get back to the story. Where was I? Oh yes…

"Why don't thy find an empty broom closet or something?" Hermione complained.

"Hermione, if I didn't know any better I'd say you were jealous!" said Ginny, with a little smirk.

"Me, jealous of Ron and that girl?!? Never!"

"Okay, I'm just saying…" Ginny trailed off into silence as Harry walked by on his way to bed. She watched him walk up the stairs and into the dorm. She even stared at the closed door for several seconds until Hermione's laughter brought her back to the real world where Harry just thought of her as a friend.

"And you say I'm the one jealous and in love," Hermione said through a fit of giggles."

"Oh you just be quiet!" Ginny said throwing a pillow at her.

Now it was Ginny's turn to blush as Ron and Hermione laughed their heads off. She was rewarded though by a kiss from Harry that made everything better.

A few days later, Ron's birthday to be exact, Hermione woke up feeling strangely sick to her stomach. It was later she found out that Ron was in the hospital wing recovering from poison. She couldn't believe it! Who would want to poison handsome, smart

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(okay, maybe not smart), funny, perfect Ron? She was rushing to the portrait hole to go and see him when she heard Lavender Brown say, "I'm going up to see my Won-Won. No-one else has seen him yet and I want to be the first one."

"But I thought he slighted you," asked Parvati Patil.

"Well he did, but I want to see him anyways."

"Oh no you don't," Hermione said, under her breath. She quickly fallowed Lavender through the common room and out of the portrait hole.

Hermione's face turned red. "She wouldn't dare put this in here would she?"

Ginny, who had already heard the whole story from Hermione said, "I guess so."

Hermione groaned and buried her face in Ron's shoulder.

She dodged in between the suits of armor so Lavender wouldn't spot her. They went on in this way for quite some time when Lavender stopped, taking a couple seconds to admire a fine portrait of a French Monsignor.

"Now's my chance," Hermione thought, "This one's for Ron!" A jet of yellow light shot of Hermione's wand…and hit the statue of Aphrodite that was right next to Lavenders head. Lavender spun around, her expression wild. She saw Hermione, who had had to come out of her hiding place in order to get a good shot, and raised her wand.

"What'd you want Granger?" she spat.

"I want Ron that's what!"

"HA! Don't make me laugh. What would you want with an amazing guy like Ron? Take Neville, he's more your type."

"She didn't really say that did she?" asked Harry.

"She did," was all Hermione replied.

"I don't think so! Ron likes me, and so I'll be the one getting to see him first not you!"

"Again, HA! Who has Ron been going to Hogsmead with? Who has he been kissing in the common room? Who has he chosen to be his girlfriend? ME!"

"You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!" Hermione screeched, and they were off. Sparks of blue, yellow, green, red, and all the other colors you could imagine flew back and forth for about twenty minutes. Both girls were aiming to hurt the other one as much as possible. Hermione flew against the wall before she made Lavender buckle over with laughter. Lavender crumpled to the ground and then aimed a well placed bat-bogey hex before Hermione could even blink. Back and forth it went, and it looked like it was never going to stop until Hermione shot a stunning spell that hit Lavender right in the chest.

"Nice going 'Mione!" Ron cheered, giving her a peck on the cheek.

Hermione walked over to the still form. Was it just her imagination, or were those tears coming down Lavenders cheeks? A huge guilt welled up in her heart and she unfroze the poor girl. "Go," she said, "Go and see your precious Won-Won!" Hermione then turned around and started heading back towards the common room, with tears streaming down her face.

"Granger!" Lavenders voice rang loud and clear down the hall way, "Let's go and see Ron. Together."

"I'd like that."

So they walked up to the hospital wing and were just about to go in when Demelza Robins, who was on the house Quidditch team came out the door.

"Hey guys!" she said, "I've just been to see Ron. Madame Pomfry says he'll be just fine. She not letting anyone else in at the moment though, says he needs his rest," and she walked off, leaving Lavender and Hermione standing there with mouths open.

Everyone, even Hermione, started laughing at the irony of the situation.

Lavender broke up with Ron the next afternoon. She says it was because of him slighting her. Hermione thought it was because she lost the duel between the two of them. Neither of those are the real reasons though. You see, Lavender knew all about Ron's little scheme. Oh no, he didn't tell her, she just figured it out.

"She knew!" was all Ron could say.

"Of course she knew! Despite what she may seam like, Lavender isn't stupid," Ginny said.

She was more then willing to play along with it all and when the duel happened she figured her job was over.

Well, that's that. As you can see this romance is in it's final stages. Let's continue.

"Wow you guys. This is some story!" was all Harry could say.

"Hey Harry, do you think there could be a book like this about us? I mean, you are ten times more famous than Ron is!" said Ginny, grinning at her brother.

Harry grinned, amazed that he had actually won the amazing girl next to him, and said, "The library is still open. Let's go see." The two left, leaving Ron and Hermione alone.


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