Chapter 2:
All of them stepped into the portal, gripping their penises so as to be able to ejaculate at any time (accept Lilly who was sad because she had no penis). Upon arriving In Voldemorts front yard, they were faced with a door with a carving of a dick on it. The name above the penis read Voldepenis. Harry was enraged. "How dare this fuckmuffin worship the penis! I am the penis god, and I do not allow this faggot to worship me." And with that he masterbated until creamy white cum spirted from the end of his dick, making the door fade away.
They all stormed in, walking in on an orgy. Harry didn't recognize any of the death fuckers, so they were probably unimportant fucktards. He didn't feel like watching, so he ejaculated, wiping them all out of existence.
"Oooooh, that was amazing my darling!" Lilly clapped her hands. "The way you came all over them and made them disappear… so sexy!"
James growled and lifted Lilly up with his supernatural penis, flinging her across the room. "How dare you want to cheat on me, the most awesome person, with my little puny tiny-dicked fucking piece of shit sun!"
Harry, taking offense to James saying he had a small dick, rushed forward and beat James into the ground with his penis. Then, once james was cowering in a ball, he orgasmed all over him, making him fade out of existence. "How you like that, you little faggot?"
"Good job my little hunny muffin, now we can have wild passionet anamalistic sex without anyone interfering!" Lilly clapped.
Harry was very weirded out by this, so he wiped Lilly out of existence with his supernatural cum as well. Sirious, who had just been sitting by watching, clapped. "Good job! I always hated them anyways!"
"So did I," Harry said. "Lets move on."