Good morning, Beyworld!
Sorry we haven't updated. Yuu and Tsubasa sneaked us onto a ship in the middle of the night - well, me, Ryuga, and Masamune kinda fell asleep in the cargo box - and we nearly got sunk in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. Thank goodness Tsubasa had an inflatable submarine on hand.
So here we have some lovely letters from Butterfly Knight! Epical to see you back!
To Doji:
Doji, when I was in 5th grade I had a classmate nicknamed Cactus. Do you want to know more about him?
Doji:
DON'T TALK ABOUT CACTUS TO ME. CACTUS STINKS.
(The plant, not the boy.)
To Kira:
Who is your hairdresser? It looks like a bad oc from Deviantart or a Yugioh character reject.
Kira:
Why must you people bring up my terrible past? I would have made a much better main character than that Yugi guy. Besides maybe Chi Yun, cause he actually IS possessed. I mean, that Gabriel guy can be annoying.
"Kira, please stay on topic."
Sorry. Then it would be Kiraoh. That would be much better.
Also, we hear back from Panhead4life, or Jen, as we call her. (Jen, that was very clever, naming yourself after a Skillet singer ;)
To Gingka:
WHAT?! KYOYA CAN FLY?! *Runs to Antartica*
Gingka:
Uh, yeah, I thought you knew!
More from Ryugafangirl! (Ryuga, HIDE!)
To Ryuga:
*grabs mailbox and whacks it at Gingka's head* Who's next!? I FOUND MY INSANE PILLS AS I WAS RAGING AND TEARING DOWN MADOKA'S SHOP FOR THE 379468th TIME!
Sakyo:
Hi, I'm calling in from, uh, Antarctica? Ryuga's not here right now. He's...in Antarctica.
A/N: Just a hint, Ryugafangirl, he's under the bed!
To Gingka:
THANK ME, BOW DOWN TO ME AND ROLL YOURSELF OUT! BE GRATEFUL THAT I DIDN'T SNAP YOUR HEAD OFF!
Gingka:
*dies*
Boy, is there a lot of violence in this show.
And welcoming back Claptrap!
To Ginka:
Since you now know that you are related to ketchup, could it be that you are related to mustard too? And I know what it feels like to live in a trashcan.
Gingka:
I am NOT related to mustard. He was adopted.
Also when you live in a trash can, it's fun because you can pretend to be trash.
To Motti:
Alright, alright, the potion that can turn you into a kitty is attached to this letter. Enjoy being a kitty for a day!
Motti:
YESSSSSSSSS MAH SOURCE OF POWER.
WAIT A SEC THIS IS HOT SAUCE! U LIEEEED
To Hikaru:
Would you be able to forgive Ryuga for what he did to you during Battle Bladers? Or are you forever scarred by those memories and in turn makes you afraid whenever you see Ryuga?
Hikaru:
NEVER. Ever never. Maybe. If he said he was sorry, like, a million times.
*voice coming from under the bed* Don't hold your breath, woman.
To the Crew:
anyone familiar with the show He-Man?
Crew? Guess that's me? I've heard of it, but never watched it. Is it any good?
And LeoKnightus-Hollow.
Dear Tuna Falcon (Tsubasa),
If Tsubasa means falcon, then that's ironic. Falcons are known for eating other birds where I come from. Even eagles. I guess we all know where your Eagle went now.
Tsubasa:
GOOD GRIEF NO. Why would you EVER accuse me of such a thing!? I would eat my own FOOT before I harmed that bird!
Dear Julian,
...Why would I make the sun explode? ...
Julian:
I DON'T KNOW. You're the villain, not me. Thanks to you I'm hiding in the mansion with a MACHINE GUN and watching the sun 24/7.
Dear Sophie,
I noticed the Beyblade Metal Masters game has it where your White Cetus is stronger than Wales' Blue Cetus. Does this apply to your beys (or you and Wales) outside the game as well?
Sophie:
Yes. Definitely. I am the best.
Wales:
NO. Of course not! I am stronger!
"Well mum said I was born first!"
"Well dad said I was born first!"
"LIARRRR!"
Okay. I'm gettin' out of here while I still can. STOP MAKING PEOPLE FIGHT, YOU GUYS!
And RyuugaAndSakyo...
Dear Takanosuke,
Yeah...I just came back from reading the plot for ZeroG manga ch.4 and...
Are you seriously following Sakyo around because of his birdcalls? And plz Takanosuke, drag Sakyo to read my mail and MAKE HIM ANSWER with you. And tell him that I want the hair back from him!
Takanosuke:
He does reeeealllllyyyyy good birdcalls. He can even do the Tuna Falcon of North Australia. It sounds like this:
chuWAAAACGHchuWACCCCHJJ ASOJHASFSHSAJDNDN chuWAAACGGH chuWACCCGHJJJ OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW STOPTHAT
Tsubasa:
THAT IS NOT WHAT I SOUND LIKE. Also Sakyo said he's not giving you his hair back. He's in the emergency room, by the way; thanks to you he had an unfortunate episode involving his scalp and Mal's hot glue gun...
To Chris,
Can you please hang out with me on Saturday! I swear I'll not take my insane fangirl pills...Oh man I accidently took them now. COME ON CHRIS! IF YOU DON'T COME I'LL STALK YOU!
Chris:
I wouldn't notice the difference. You stalk me all the time already. I'm not kidding, get out from that bush, i can see you perfectly well.
Dear Kyouya,
Shame that Malluchan didn't let me give you chocolate :( You have anyother fav foods?
Kyouya:
I like...CHOCOLATE
Yeah, he like chocolate.
Welllll, that's it for today. Send more in and we'll get them answered soon! (As long as we don't get mistaken for cargo again!)
