Author Note: This is chapter 7! Yay! Anyway, this is going to be funny and yet very random and weird. Be warned: Randomness is enclosed! Remember to review!

Babysitting 101

13 days: Name Game and Roxas's cam fear

Larxene, Roxas, and Axel were sound asleep together in Larxene's room. Roxas and Axel were sleeping on the same bed as Larxene. Nobody used the extra bed or the windowsill. At around 8:30 am, Axel woke up to a noise that sounded like snoring. He looked around and then he looked at Roxas. He was sleeping peacefully on his stomach. Axel smiled and ruffled his hair. He then looked at Larxene. She was sleeping but Axel couldn't see how. She had her head covered with her pillow. Axel crawled over to her and listened. He heard the loud snoring and he knew immediately it was coming from his sister. He laughed and went to fetch a bigger pillow. He found four and put them all on top of Larxene. He then picked up Roxas trying not to wake him and put him on top of the pillows. He then went back to sleep.

Two hours later, the three were starting to wake up. Larxene was the first. She woke up and stared. She couldn't see anything. She lifted her and felt something on her face. He knocked it off and all the pillows and Roxas fell onto the floor. She got up, shook her head, and looked around. She couldn't find Roxas. She woke up axel and he swatted her hand away. She sighed and stood up. She looked down at the floor and her eyes widened in surprise. She saw Roxas softly crying on the floor.

"Roxas, why are you on the floor?" Larxene asked as she bent down. Roxas stopped crying, stood up, and lifted his arms hoping that she would pick him up. Larxene picked Roxas up and sat on a random part of her bed. Unfortunately for Axel, she had sat on him.

"Larxene! GET OFF ME! I CAN"T BREATHE AND YOUR HEAVY!" Axel screamed a muffled yell. Larxene got up and looked at Axel. She smiled. Axel got up, walked over to her, and pulled out a pillow. He whacked her in the face and she fell backward.

"So, that's how you want to play Akuseru! So be it!" Larxene put Roxas down and went for a pillow. Roxas toddled over to the bed and hid under the blankets. He trembled and only peeked out once in a while. Larxene and Axel were having a big, playful, name-calling pillow fight. They called each other by their Japanese versions of their names. Alex was Akuseru and Larxene was Rakushīnu.

"Take this, Rakushinu! You must die!" Axel screamed at his sister and threw his fluffy, red pillow at her. Larxene dodged it and threw her yellow pillow at Axel.

"You'll never eat me alive, Akuseru! NEVER!" Larxene said as she cackled hysterically. Axel wasn't so lucky so he got hit! Roxas peeked out from his hiding place. He wanted to play with them so he slid out of the bed, toddled over to his checkered pillow, and threw it at Axel. Axel fell over and landed in Larxene's laundry basket. He looked up and saw a giggling Roxas. He jumped out and stared at Roxas. Larxene fell backward laughing.

"Akuseru, you got hit by Roxas! I never knew you were that bad! I guess I was wrong." Larxene taunted and continued laughing her head off. Axel blushed and threw a pillow at her face to make her shut up. The pillow hit her and she just continued on laughing. Axel snorted and looked at Roxas. He was smiling and looking adorable as usual. He slipped a pillow into his hand and threw it at Axel again. Axel got it again but this time, he hit Roxas back.

"Never mess with me you little, adorable, cute, Rokusasu!" Axel said as he continued on throwing pillows at his little brother. Roxas caught them and launched them back .He hit Axel perfectly every time. Larxene stared at him in amazement.

"Wow, Roxas. You're really good!" Larxene said as she got up. She plopped onto her bed and the boys followed. The three of them were tired a sweaty and very hungry. They had nothing good to eat except coffee. Larxene asked, "You guys want coffee?" Roxas smiled and Axel nodded.

" We have to dress up first." Larxene replied with a smile. " You tow go to your rooms and find something to wear today." The two boys nodded and ran to their rooms. Larxene locked the door and found something to wear. She put on a shirt that had a lightning scene on it and baggy shorts that had lightning bolts on the sides. She opened her door to see Roxas and axel already ready.

" You guys were fast." She said.

"We like coffee." Axel replied with a smile.

Roxas licked his lips and smiled. "Yup! Coffee is a great motivation!"

Larxene, Axel, and Roxas went downstairs and started making coffee. When the coffee was done, they each drank only ONE cup. They remembered what happened last time. They all drank the coffee quickly and soon grew bored.

"What now?" Roxas asked, looking adorable and innocent. Axel shrugged and Larxene banged her head on the hard table. Roxas looked at them and sighed. The three of them were silent for thirty minutes until Larxene came up with an idea.

"Why don't we play fruit tag again?" She asked, lifting her bruised head from the cold table. Axel and Roxas smiled and they got their fruits. Once the three of them were ready, Roxas asked so adorably, "Who's going to be it?" axel looked at Larxene with that you-better-be-it look. Larxene rolled her eyes at Axel but ruffled Roxas's hair and smiled at him.

"I'll be it, 'kay, Roxas?" Larxene asked. Roxas nodded cutely and toddled over to Larxene to give her a hug. He squeezed her waist. She ruffled her hair and hugged him back. Axel thought it would be a funny picture and great black mail so he got a camera and took five pictures. He hid the camera once the two turned around. Larxene gave him her signature stare and he gulped nervously. Larxene just smiled in amusement. Roxas toddled over to the place where Axel had hidden his camera. Axel started sweating and he twitched as Roxas searched around.

The shiny camera caught the little toddler's eye. He picked it up and started pressing buttons. He was entertained by it but he was also very scared. He never touched something like this before and he didn't know what it could do to him. He turned it towards him and pressed a button. In a few seconds, a blinding flash showed and caused Roxas to start crying. He ran over to Larxene and buried his face in her clothes. She looked at him and stroked his dirty-blonde hair.

"Warxene, the clickie-monster is going to eat me!" Roxas wailed as he pointed to the camera. Larxene looked at him blankly and stared at the camera. She picked it up and showed it to Roxas. He whimpered and buried his face deeper in her clothes. She stroked his hair to try to make him let go of her. He poked his head out and stared at the camera with big tears n his adorable eyes. Larxene smiled at him and ruffled his hair.

"See, Roxas? The 'clickie-monster' won't hurt you." Larxene said in a soothing voice to the frightened toddler. Roxas reached out a trembling hand and touched the dreaded camera. He realized Larxene was right and he stopped crying. Larxene sighed in relief.

"Warxene…can we take a pwicture?" Roxas asked innocently. He held up the camera to his sister who took it from him gladly. She took a picture of the two of them. After that was over, they continued on playing they're game. Then… suddenly…they heard knocking on the door. Everyone paused and the three of them crept toward the door. Larxene pulled out her kunai knives and told Roxas to stand back. Axel pulled out his chakrams and backed up Larxene. They opened the door and yelled.

"Die ZOMBIE!" Axel screamed as he bashed the stranger at the door. Larxene followed this action and Roxas started to peek out. He noticed the hair of the person and he ran out blocking the next chain of attacks of his protective siblings. Larxene and Axel stared at Roxas in surprise.

"Guys…you're hurting Demyx." Roxas informed them. He pointed to the figure on the floor. There, just before their eyes, was a teenager. He was Demyx. Larxene put down her knives and ran over to her best friend. She bent down to him and asked him questions.

" Are you okay? I didn't realize it was you." Larxene apologized as Demyx shook his head.

"Whoa! Dude, the world is all spinny and what not! Totally cool! Oh, who hit me? That was an awesome hit, man!" Demyx said with his happy-go-lucky personality. He got up, brushed himself off, and faced the three clueless faces.

" Um, did someone die or something? Wait! Did you have another encounter with the clickie-monster? Man, he's a scary dude!" Demyx said putting his hands on his hips. He walked into the house and sprawled out onto the couch. He looked at Larxene and asked, "Yo, Larx! Did you hit me?" Larxene blushed and answered by a shake of her head. Axel stepped in and replied boldly, "I did! Me! I hit you! Me!" Demyx looked at Axel. He then smiled.

"Gosh, Axel…you hit hard! But it was soooooo awesome! Your cooler than your big sissy here!" Demyx said showing Axel a thumbs-up. Larxene snorted and Demyx blushed with a sheepish smile.

"Sorry, Larx." Demyx said. He ruffled Larxene's hair. She sighed and rolled her eyes. Then, out of nowhere, Roxas spoke up shyly.

"Um…Demyx? Can I sit on the couch too? I'm twired." Roxas asked adorably as he blushed. Demyx's eyes softened at the little toddler.

"Sit on my lap, Roxy. I don't bite. Well, maybe I can.but that's not the point." Demyx said with a smile. Roxas toddled over and lifted his arms to be carried up. Demyx lifted him and placed him on his lap.

After about ten minutes of talking, Larxene asked Demyx, " Hey, do you want to sleep over?" Demyx thought and said, "I'd love to!" Larxene smiled.

TBC…

So, how'd you like the chapter? GASP! Demyx is going to sleep over! What will happen? What will the chaos be? Will they even be able to sleep? Will they eat lots of smores and drink coffee? Read the next chapter to find out! Remember to review!

Over and Out.