Note: This is just an extra. NOT an actual chapter. And I still don't own Jacob Black (DAMN!)
So I've decided to write a couple of examples of those secret admirer notes. (mentioned in previous chapter)
Here we go:
Dearest Millie,
The sight of you and your penny loafers sends my heart into frenzied palpitations. Your Bedazzled Rita Skeeter glssses sparkle in the sunlight just like your eyes. Your eyes- the color of the ground in a cow barn. Lovely.
-Your Secret Admirer
Dearest Millie,
Today you were wearing overalls. You looked just Old Macdonald. You know the song- "Old Macdonald had a farm. Eeeyi eeeyi oh." Everytime I see you I think of that song. Seriously. Rosalie Hale may be the most perfect, most beautiful and awesomest person ever but you're the coolest loser I've ever met. Her golden locks are soft and shiny while yours is a poopy brown, dull and boring but being the absolute dog I am, I tend to overlook those incredibly important details.
- Your Secret Admirer
Dearest Millie,
Oh boy. I'm so excited to see that you love me as much as I love you. The obvious way your eyes light up at my big, dumb and ugly face makes me want to do the Souldjia Boy Dance (SUPERMAN THAT HO!) over and over again. Do you know how to do that dance? I hope we can perform it for our friends and family at our wedding. I think we'll do it at the dog kennel at the Forks Animal Adoption Center. Seeing as I'm such a dog and all, I certainly belong there and not at the Cullen home where I constantly bother the best person ever, Rosalie Hale. We shall live among them, in our dog cage full of splendor. Our children shall run free and wild just like me when Rosalie lets me off the leash. Speaking of the wonderful, extraordinary person known as Rosalie, she has ASSURED me, OVER AND OVER again that she WILL NOT attend our wedding. I cannot imagine why. Watching you walk down the aisle with your low fashion sense shall make me giddy with joy. We are a perfect match in this "dog eat dog" world.
-Your Secret Admirer who will never cease to love you NO MATTER WHAT I do so don't start thinking that I don't like you because I will always like you. NO MATTER WHAT. No matter what I say to you. Let me repeat that: EVEN IF I SAY I DON'T LIKE YOU, IT'S JUST A LIE AND I ACTUALLY DO.
P.S. NO MATTER WHAT!
AN: Well, it's pretty obvious that Rose cannot write fake love notes. She should stick to shopping.
P.S. While I have gotten some reviews for my previous chapter it is NOT TEN (as I write)! So keep them coming!
Have a vamptastic day!
