A/N: How's it going everybody!
*Ring! Ring!*
"Hello…" Xander spoke.
"Good-Morning Sir," The caller began. "Would you be interested in upgrading your phone services to our plan?"
"No." Xander refused before putting the phone.
Later
*Ring! Ring!*
"Yes?" This time, it was Hinoka. "Who's this?"
"Congratulations Ma'am! You've just wo-"
Hinoka hung up before the caller could finish his sentence.
"I didn't join any damn contest idiot."
Later, later
*Knock, knock.*
Now, it was Leo's turn. "Yes, who is this?" He said, staying a respectable distance away from the door.
"Excuse-me sir, but do you have a time to talk about our Lord and *BEEP*?"
"Buzz off." A clearly irritated Leo said. "We already have a religion."
Much Later
*Knock, knock.*
"Who is it?" Sakura asked, standing on her toes while viewing through the door's peephole, revealing a suspicious man who was preparing a gun.
"Hey little girl," The suspicious man spoke. "Want some candy? They're free." He coaxed, hoping that the light redhead girl was a gullible one.
Unfortunately for him, Sakura was smarter than that. Much, MUCH smarter than that.
"Want me to call the cops?" Samura imitated. "They'll give you a room for free."
The man immediately ran away from the house, fearing for his life, to which Sakura simply giggled.
Later that night
*Ring! Ring!*
This time, it was Corrin's turn to answer the phone. Apparently the 'brave' idiot who was calling decided it was a brilliant idea to call a household at 2:30 A.M.
"Come on!" Corrin complained, nearly half-asleep. "It's 2 F*%king 30 in the morning! What do you want?!"
"Would you be intere-"
*SLAM!* "Not interested!" A volcanic angry Corrin raged, slamming the phone down.
The Next Morning
The siblings were at the dinner table, having breakfast when all nine of them spoke at the same time:
"I really hate all these people who keep calling us and knocking on the door…"
A/N: And we're done!
This is actually based on real-life scenarios that me and my family have experience way too many times.
There's nothing like the rage we (specifically me) feel when we're having a good day, and all of a sudden, these bastards of the human race decide to call us asking if we want whatever crap they ask, even at the dead of NIGHT, despite the numerous times that we have said no.
Want to ruin our day? Just do that, and we'll rage right to your ear.
For the religion thing, that has happened to me. Yes, I AM a Catholic, I'm part of a Youth group and I attend Mass every week (Go ahead, write death threats to me, unfollow me or whatever, Like I give a FUCK!). But don't do this to me okay? Just one annoying idiot is enough to ruin my day.
Review Reply:
Rosalinda Lancaster Leonhart: Glad you enjoyed the chapter.
jungle: Sorry for this chapter, Just something I planned for a while.
I had to kill of Scarlet despite letting Izana live, mostly because I never really see Ryoma OR Scarlet as the type who would ever break up first.
They, along with every other Fire Emblem character is gonna be quite tricky, since I need to find a way to fit them in properly.
Anyways, Until next time, BYE!
