Sorry it took so long people! I have 2 things 2 say, 1) writer's block sucks.
2) Diclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of it's charators no matter how much I wished I did. Anyways onto the story!
Sirius was back in the Gryffindor Common Room, sitting on the couch with a bag of ice in his lap, when he realized he had forgotten about Harry. "Oh crap!" Sirius exclaimed. 'This is just perfect' Sirius thought bitterly 'I just took an elbow in the groin for him, and now he's off with that Sleazy Slytherin'
"What's wrong now?" James asked.
"We forgot about Harry!"
"Oh no, I forgot about my own son! I'm a horrible father!" James yelled while freaking out and running around the couch.
"James, calm down, don't freak out. Everything's going to be all right, we'll go down to the Slytherin Common Room and demand to see Harry"
"Sirius, that's a brilliant idea, except we don't know what the password is."
"It's easy it's Toujours Pur."
"How do you know that?"
"I wasn't following Snape and dying his hair, putting signs on his back, and using jinxes to tie his shoe laces together. Oh yeah, and for an interesting fact that's my families motto."
"SIRIUS!" James yelled.
"What I told you I WASN'T doing any of that."
"You went and did all that without ME!"
"Oh that's why you are mad at me."
"Duh! Sirius! I can't believe you left me behind!"
"What are you guys doing now?" asked the confused Remus.
"Nothing" they both said in unison, with their most innocent voices.
"I don't think I wanna know." Said the now scared Remus, returning to his book.
James and Sirius shared identical mischievous smiles, before rushing up to the dorm and grabbing the invisibility cloak, and headed to the Slytherin Dorms.
When they got to a bare, damp, stone wall. They said the password Toujours Pur and entered the common room with the cloak over their bodies. When they got in there they saw Harry talking to a snake and Lucius with a pleasured look on his face.
"Is Lucius being turned on by your son talking to a snake?" Sirius asked confused.
"Why is everyone in love with my son?" James whispered.
"Because, he's so pretty" Sirius answered, easily.
"Don't say that" James said in a voice a little louder than necessary. Harry being the one closer to them stopped talking to the snake and looked around, before shrugging and turning around to look at the snake. "Let's talk to him"
"Sure" Sirius answered. They walked over to Harry and tapped him on the shoulder, and Sirius whispered "You're going to die in seven days"
"What?" Harry exclaimed, while James shot a glare at Sirius, who shrugged with a stupid grin on his face.
"Just kidding Har, me and James just wanted to talk to you, so meet us out by the lake in a couple of minutes." Sirius whispered. Harry's reply was a nod. James and Sirius snuck out of the dorm hearing him explain to Lucius he was going out.
When James and Sirius were by the lake James smacked Sirius over the head exclaiming "That's what you get for calling my son pretty to my face!"
"Hey!" Sirius exclaimed "Remus said I already lost enough brain cells and I don't need to lose anymore! And you just made me lose 50 more!"
"Hi guys!" Harry said, as he walked over to them.
"Konichiwa!" Exclaimed Sirius, as he hopped to his feet.
"Right..." Harry said giving Sirius a weird look.
"Just ignore him Harry, we were worried about you, you ran out so suddenly it was kinda weird" James explained.
"I just hate it when people call me insane"
"That shouldn't make you react that violently"
"Just bad experiences"
"Want to tell me?"
"PURPLE!" Sirius exclaimed. "What!?! I was feeling left out!" Sirius pouted, making Harry laugh.
"You are just too cute!" Harry said in a fake high pitched voice, pinching Sirius' cheeks (on his face). This only made Sirius pout harder. Then he got a wicked smirk on his on his face.
"Not as cute as you, Har-bear".
"You guys are going to make me puke! Why don't you just go find a corner and snog already!?!" James exclaimed, interrupting the flirt session.
"Why would we do that?" Harry asked in a cute innocent voice. James smacked his face and stormed off muttering about 'flirting, sexual tension, completely innocent sons, and stupid mutts'. Harry looked at Sirius and shrugged. Sirius thinking Harry might've finally gotten the hint, smacked his face, groaning.
"What's wrong Sirius?"
"Nothing"
"So, has anything happened in the last half hour since I saw you in potions?"
"Nope, except James getting mad at me for not telling him about some of the pranks I played"
"Oh, anything else?"
"Nope, you?" Sirius asked.
"I found a snake in the Common Room, and Lucius and Severus were acting really weird" Harry answered, Sirius turned a slight shade of green knowing why they were acting strange.
"REMUS!" James yelled. Remus looked up from the book he was reading to see a very annoyed James storm over to him.
"Yes?" Remus inquired.
"We're going to hook Harry up with Sirius. I never thought I would say this but, he's way too innocent! I mean, he didn't even know that Malfoy was getting hard, when he was talking in Parseltounge! OH MERLIN! HARRY CAN SPEAK PARSELTOUNGE! A POTTER, A PARSELTOUNGE! OH MY GOD!"
"James when did you find this out exactly?" Remus asked.
"About an hour ago." James answered.
"Wow. You finally realized that. My baby boy is all grown up" Remus fake cried. (Tribute to Shannon)
"Ye- wait!"
"You just pulled a Sirius!" Remus said tapping James over the head playfully.
"Ow, that hurt Moony, I can't believe you would insult me like that, I mean me, pulling a Sirius, yeah right! I mean I can see Wormtail, but me, Moony, you wound me so." James said dramatically, while Remus rolled his eyes.
"Ok, so do you have any ideas, to get Harry and Sirius together?"
"Yea-no, I was hoping you would have some ideas" James explained.
"Well we could..." Moony' voice dropped to a whisper, as he explained his idea.
"I knew there was a reason I was your friend, Moony." James said smirking evilly.
REVEIW... please.
