Shadow Magic in Hogwarts

by Marik's Dark Queen

Summary: This is a parody of all YGOHP crossovers. Are you tired of the classical plot: the people from YGO go to Hogwarts and Voldemort is after them? Then read this!

Disclaimer: Let me tell you a secret… I DON"T OWN IT!

Chapter 7

In he Great Hall, place for dinner and ceremonies…

"Now that you have all eaten I have an announcement for you" professor Dumbledore said. Everyone stopped eating and turned to watch Dumbledore. "There will be a 'welcome back' dance next week and all the students in 6th and 7th years have to participate. You will need a date to come to the dance."

"A date?" Harry asked.

"Perfect!" Hermione thought.

Later in classes…

"So magic started when pharaoh Atemu and his priests made the millennium items. There are seven of them: the millennium rod, the millennium puzzle, the millennium ring, the millennium eye, the millennium necklace, the millennium ankh and the millennium scales. They were the first wizards and the magic that they had was called shadow magic. These millennium items were much more powerful than any other magical item that was ever created…" Ishizu told her class. She was the new professor for History of Magic. However, no one listened to her…

"Yesterday I was looking at some magazines for a dress, for you know the dance next week" Pansy was telling Millicent "and I found a beautiful one! It has all these pink bows and ribbons and laces and it's just perfect! Seto will love it!"

"What!" Hermione said. "She thinks that Seto will go to the dance with her!"

"What was that mudblood?" Pansy asked her.

"I said. You think that Seto will go to the dance with you?"

"Yes! I will look like a princess in my new dress and he will absolutely fall for me!"

"No! You will look like an over-stuffed strawberry in your new dress and he will hate you!" The only way that he will 'fall' is if he trips on your dress!"

"Ha! You think that he likes you? And what exactly does he see in you? Your hair that's so bushy that you can't even pass through the door?"

"Your just jealous because he likes me and not you!" Hermione screamed. Everyone turned to look at her…

"No he doesn't! Nobody likes you!"

"Yes he does and we will go to the dance together!"

"Who's we? You and your imaginary friend! Because he is going with me!"

"No, no! With me! How can you think that he will fall for you? 'Cause the only way that he could 'fall' for you is if he trips on your dress!"

"What did you say?" Pansy shouted. "Girls! I think that it's time to teach little miss bush-head over here a lesson!" and the Slytherin girls went near Pansy, they were all ready to attack Hermione…

"Really? A lesson about what?" Hermione asked and all the Gryffindor girls approached her ready to defend her from the Slytherin girls.

"About what happens in reality and what happens only in your dreams!" Pansy answered her.

"Bring it on bitch!" Hermione said and Pansy attacked her. Then the Slytherin girls attacked the Gryffindor girls…

"Cool! Cool! Take her shirt off!" one of the guys in the class shouted at the girls as they all enjoyed the show.

"Hey, does anyone have some pop-corn?" another guy asked.

"Ok, ok! That's enough!" Yami shouted. "I as the true hero of the wizarding world will take care of the situation and solve the argument!" he said and got immediately punched by one of the fighting girls…

"Hahahahahahahaha!" Harry Potter laughed pointing at Yami who now had a black eye.

"Well, let's sere you try!" Yami told him.

"Mm, ok. Girls, girls! I have the solution to your problem. Instead of liking Kaiba you will all like me! What do you think? Good idea, right?" Harry said hopefully.

"Shut up!" all the girls said at the same moment.

"Now, now girls! Fighting doesn't solve anything. Let's talk about it" Ishizu said separating the fighting girls.

"Master I listed the names of all the girls that fought well" Ginny told Marik.

"Good. I will need new evil minions that are able to fight well. Good work my little evil secretary. Here's a cookie for you" Marik told Ginny and gave her a dog cookie.

"But those are for dogs master!"

"What!" he said and looked at the box of cookies. "I've been eating cookie dogs for all this time! It's the pharaoh's doing!"

Now all the girls were sitting. The slytherin girls were sitting opposite of the Gryffindor girls.

"Seto Kaiba is mine!" Hermione said.

"Right!" said all the Gryffindor girls.

"That's what they told you? Well guess what! Seto Kaiba is mine?"

"Exactly!" all the Slytherin girls agreed with Pansy.

"Why do you say that?" Hermione asked her.

"Haven't you see the way he looks at me?"

"But he glares at you all the time!"

"Yes, but he glares at me in a special way! I can feel the love in his glare."

"But he spoke at me two days ago! He told him to leave him alone! He never talks to you! He just ignores you."

"No he doesn't. Or at least he ignores me less than you"

"Does my opinion in that matter count?" Seto Kaiba's voice was heard from the back of the class.

"No!" both girls said.

"This is war Pansy. Girls choose your side!" Hermione said and left the room. The Gryffindor girls followed her.

"Fine! Then prepare to lose!" Pansy said and she left the room as well with the Slytherin girls following her.

"Girls! Girls! Come back! The class isn't finished yet! Ishizu shouted to them but they didn't listen to her.

"Well Kaiba, which one do you like? Pansy or Hermione?" Yami asked him.

"Neither one. There is another girls that I like and I have already asked her to the dance. They can't fight as much as they want but I won't go out with neither of them."

"Who is it?" Harry asked him eagerly.

"You'll see at the dance…"

Same day, at night…

"I wish Seto Kaiba liked me forever…" Hermione said sobbing. Then, out of nowhere a little fairy appeared next to her that looked suspiciously like Pansy…

"Oh my little bush-head sweetheart, don't cry…your eyes will become red and you will look like a drug-addict!" said the little fairy to Hermione.

"Hi! Are you a big fly?"

"No, I'm your fairy godmother."

"Really? You look like a fairy godfather. Maybe it's the moustache…"

"Hermione! Listen to me! If you want to make Seto love you, you will have to drink this and then immediately look at him in the eyes" she told Hermione giving her a vial.

"Are you sure that this will work fairy godmother?"

"Yes of course pumpkin! And he will forget Pansy forever! Muahahahahahahaha!"

"You know you look a little evil for a fairy godmother…" Hermione told her.

"Just drink this and look at him in the eyes!" the fairy godmother told her angrily.

Next day in Hogwarts, breakfast time…

"Seto, Seto!" Hermione was running around the Great Hall searching for Kaiba.

"What do you want now? I told you already that I won't go out with you!"

"Wait, wait, wait!" she said and drank the potion from the vial that the fairy godmother had given her. Then she immediately looked Seto in the eyes.

"Ah! Help! Monster!" Seto shouted and started running away from her.

"No! Your supposed to say 'Oh! My beautiful Hermione! I'm in love with you!'"

"Stay away from me!" he shouted.

"But why?" Hermione asked and went to see herself in a mirror, when…

"Ah! My face!" she shouted and she covered her face with her hands. Her face had become all red and little tentacles had grown on it.

"What's that Hermione? Did your fairy godmother visit you last night?" Pansy asked her sneering.

"It was you!" Hermione said before she fainted…

"Muahahahahahahaha!" all the Slytherins laughed. That of course made the Gryffindor girls angry and to make the Slytherins stop laughing they started throwing foods at them.

"Yeah! Food fight!" Ron said and threw a bowl of soup at Malfoy.

"Why you little…" Malfoy started saying but he was interrupted by a plate of spaghetti that Harry threw at him.

"Enough! Enough!" Dumbledore shouted. Everyone stopped immediately. "Everyone go to your dormitory at once!"

Later in the Gryffindor dormitory…

"We have to get even with Pansy" one of the girls said.

"Yes! She is probably laughing at us right now!"

"By the way, where is Ginny?" Ron asked.

Slytherin Dormitories…

"But master, I have to go back to the Gryffindor dormitory!" Ginny said pleadingly.

"Not until we find who ate my cookies and gave me dog ones!" Marik said angrily.

In another room of the Slytherin Dormitory…

"Don't leave yet…" Seto told her.

"But I have to. I am afraid of what the girls will do to me if they find me with you…" Seto's mystery girl said.

"Don't be afraid. I'm here for you," he told her before they kissed…

End of Chapter 7

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