I'm kinda happy that I've been getting reviews… So I was kinda evil to my other reviewers in another story so I decided that you're all awesome so I'm updating…
The Trip To Town
Sakura held him for at least two minutes before he pushed her off. He grunted "Never," and stalked off.
Sakura smiled "I know you love me!" Sakura grinned and ran into Tobi. He was crying.
"Sakura! I love you! Date me!" He sobbed.
Sakura patted him on the back and asked "Where's my room?"
"It's across from mine!" He wailed.
"FINE!" Sakura kissed him on the cheek and stomped off to find her room. Tobi kept on crying for another 5 minutes.
Sakura found her room. It wasn't decorated yet. She planned on going into a small village near here. She saw it when she walking with Kisame. She had no idea who was going to take her. She decided Deidara would be best because somehow she thought he was good at color coordination.
"Deidara!" Sakura shouted bursting into his room. He was laying on his bed with his robe off.
"What do you want, yeah?" He asked.
"Take me shopping!" She demanded.
He sat up "Later, yeah."
"Now! I need more clothes! I need to fix up my room!" She whined.
"Ask Tobi," Deidara glared at her.
"Fine! Never expect a favour from me!" She stuck out her tongue and left.
She knew that if she asked Tobi he'd probably try and make out with her. She decided Kisame was next on her list.
"Hey Kisame!" She smiled sweetly as she entered the kitchen to find a fish like smell. She could always find Kisame by his distinctive smell.
"What do you want, princess?" He snorted.
"Hmm… Shopping!" She exclaimed.
He was gone the second shopping came out of her mouth. Sakura pouted and called "Kakuzu! Wanna go shopping?" She smiled as she finally realized he was there.
"Go away now," He stated darkly.
Sakura backed away. She went to find Zetsu. She had no idea if he liked shopping but she decided to take a swing at it.
"No," He muttered before she even opened her mouth. She opened her mouth but he stopped her "Go now before I kill you,"
Sakura sprinted out of the room. She had four people left Itachi, Tobi, Kyo and the leader. She decided Kyo would be next.
"Kyo-sama, will you accompany me shopping?" She asked politely.
"I'm sorry but I'm busy at the moment… please ask another pervert," He said bitterly.
"You're still mad at me?" Sakura pouted.
"Yes, you may leave now."
Sakura stormed out of that room so fast that she was like lightning. She opened the back door and stomped over to the lake. She sat down and Itachi sat down next to her. "Everything okay?" He asked softly.
"Uh…let's see? No! I need to redecorate my room and get some decent clothes!" Sakura yelled in his ear.
"I'll go," He sighed.
"You will!" Sakura was so excited.
"We'll have to change you're hair color and eyes." He stated getting up.
"How?" Sakura had no clue how they were going to do this.
Itachi started walking to the door that led inside. He opened and asked "Are you coming?"
"Yes!" Sakura got up and ran for the door. She was surprised that he waited for her.
"Deidara," Itachi went into the blonde guy's room.
"Yes Itachi, yeah?" Deidara said.
"Dye pinky's hair….blonde and give her…brown eyes." Itachi stated.
"Alright, yeah." Deidara sighed. He pushed Sakura down on a chair and whispered "Sleep, yeah," Sakura instantly fell asleep. She had no idea why but she did. When she woke up, she found her hair dyed blonde and brown eyes.
"WHAT?!?!?!" Sakura shouted.
"It'll take 24 hours to wear off. No body wants to look different so we only shop once a month. Itachi already changed into some peasants clothing. You should put on this kimono, yeah." Deidara handed her a kimono and continued "He's your slave or something. Hide your chakra or else you might be found out. Your chakra is very noticeable. Be careful."
Deidara pushed her into his bathroom with the kimono and started humming to himself. Sakura quickly put on the sleek, vibrant red kimono and put her hair in a nice bun. She walked out of the bathroom and asked "This alright?"
Deidara gasped "Amazing! Yeah!"
Itachi looked startled for a second and then quickly recovered. He simply muttered "You look nice,"
Itachi's hair was a light brown and he had blue eyes. Sakura thought 'He looks hot!'
'He's a sex god!' Inner Sakura shouted drooling.
'I'll agree with you for today!' Sakura admitted in defeat.
'Who's the man now?' Inner Sakura cackled.
'Itachi!' Sakura laughed. Sakura widened her eyes as she saw the two Akatsuki members looking at her as if she was a freak. "Uh…let's go…" Sakura laughed nervously.
"Fine," Itachi grabbed her arm and dragged her to the front door.
"I'm so excited! So what do I have to do again?" Sakura grinned.
"Conceal your chakra. If you don't then we'll be killed. Or I will." He stated.
"I thought no one could beat the great Itachi Uchiha!" Sakura giggled.
"No one can…but they'll try. With the Hokage's apprentice I should beat all of them with ease." He chuckled a bit.
"You're weird." Sakura sighed.
"Now," He hissed. Itachi had already covered his chakra. Sakura quickly hide hers. She started walking normally afterwards.
"So when will we get back to the...tower?" Sakura asked a little too loudly when they were passing by villagers.
"When we pick up you're things, madam." Itachi bowed. He nudged her. It was a little too hard and Sakura fell over.
"Ow!" Sakura shouted. People started staring and Sakura laughed "Oh, Yoshiro-san! You're such a klutz!"
She punched him in the arm "playfully" and he almost lost his balance. "My apologies, madam." Itachi bowed and glared.
When they finally reached the small village, Sakura started saying "Ooh!" "Ahh!" everywhere they walked. She picked out some paint so she could get Tobi to paint her room. She picked out some fabulous clothes. She used some of her own money and some of Itachi's. She bought many things. She also bought some kunai and some other things. She was so proud of herself that she decided that she'd reward herself with some ramen.
Sakura made Itachi hold all her things. She was very proud. She swiftly glided over to the same stand. She heard a familiar belch "Burp!"
"Naruto-san! Be more polite!" She heard another familiar sound.
"Okay Lee-san!" Naruto laughed nervously. Sakura snapped open the half curtain.
She widened her eyes and screeched "What the hell are you morons doing here?"
The young men looked up in surprise and Lee pounced up "You look so much like my Sakura! Do you know a Sakura?"
"I'm so sorry for my outburst! I do not know any one with such a stupid name!" Sakura acted in disgust. She clenched her teeth through the last part.
"Oh! If you see anyone with pink hair tell us!" Naruto grinned.
"Are you dating some one with the name Sakura?" Sakura asked even though she knew the answer.
"Sadly no. She is in love with Neji's rival Uchiha Sasuke!" Lee shouted sadly.
"Sounds like a real ass." Sakura muttered.
"I heard that before she ran away, he tried to rape her! I of course beat him up with the help of Neji and Naruto! He left Konoha soon after." Lee said pumping his fists in the air.
"So you're from Konoha?" Sakura acted once more.
"Yes! The place with the best ramen! Where are you from?" Naruto asked excited.
"Um…Suna!" Sakura lied.
"Oh we know lot's of people there! Do you know Gaara?" Lee asked bright eyed.
"Yes," Sakura lied.
"Madam, we must leave for Suna soon." Itachi cut in.
"Oh yes! I'm so sorry Lee-kun and Naruto-kun! See ya tomorrow! Don't be late like Kakashi!" Sakura yelled as she was engulfed by the crowd. She realized what she said and became worried.
"Don't worry, the crowd drowned you out after "Naruto-kun"." Itachi told her still carrying her bags.
"Oh good!" Sakura was relieved. She started skipping back to the house.
Back at the hideout
"Now that was fun!" Sakura smiled.
"You almost got caught by your stupid habits." Itachi frowned.
"Opps!" Sakura giggled.
"Stupid." He muttered.
"Oh! I have to get Tobi to paint my room! I'll be right back!" Sakura smiled. She looked around for Tobi. She ended up at his room. She opened the door to see…he made a shrine in her honour. She looked to see pictures of her. They were taken in the last few days that she had been here.
She stormed into the room still in the kimono. She shouted "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!!?!?!?!?!?"
"A shrine in your honour! You look hot!" He started drooling.
"Paint my room before I kill you!" She bellowed.
"Yes ma'am! I mean hottie!" He grinned.
Sakura gave him a deadly glare and he grabbed the paint that was in her hands and rushed off to her room. Sakura sighed and decided to take a dip in the lake.
TBC…
Another chapter! I'm proud! Oh and if I don't get 5 reviews then I won't update for a while!
