WARNING: I cuss a lot and there are OC's in this chapter. But only this chapter and possibly a few more.

Heh. Sorry Neeky-chan, I got more votes for this nightmare.

Am I the only person here who hears the name Arthur, and thinks of Arthur Dent?

Cookies to anyone who gets the references for the ingredients!

Neeky-chan: I helped with this chapter! A lot! (Sleepover and it's like 4:00 am! (Stayed up that late too!) D:)

SarentoKensei: My laptop has been invaded! :0

Neeky-chan: And it's fun! XD Hope you enjoy this chapter!

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia or Oblivion

Enjoy.

Toris was in a room, in which he saw a beautiful young woman with black, raven hair with a tint of purple, holding an infant to her breast. He approached her, with nothing else in the room to do. He hoped she wouldn't find him rude. It was only when he drew near that he realized the once beautiful woman was a desiccated corpse and the child was purple and bloated, dying of plague. The mother and child began to crumble to dust as the world faded to darkness.

Toris awoke with a sudden jerk, his hand extended in the air, hoping he could save the woman. He slowly dropped his hand, shaking and in cold sweat from the horrid nightmare. He was sure he knew the woman, but as he racked his brain for clues, he could not think of one person of whom she might be.

He lay in the bed, Eduard and Raivis, sleeping rather peacefully next to him. He tried fall back asleep, but he kept just shifting from different positions. He grew rather annoyed with himself, and just decided to get a head start on his chores. He opened the door and was going to grab the broom to sweep when he heard footsteps down the hall.

Arthur looked up at Toris, rather shocked to see someone up this late.

"Toris, right?" Arthur asked, Toris nodded. "Help me please; I need more than two hands to do this spell."

Toris shifted uncomfortably. "I'm sorry Mr. Kirkland; I do not have magic to assist you with."

"You don't need magic to help me with this spell. I just need you to hold my spell book so I can read the instructions." Arthur said simply.

Toris nodded "Sure, I can do that." He really didn't need to catch up on his chores, he was basically caught up. And besides, it was his job to please Ivan's guests, right?

"Alright, great!" Arthur said as he walked towards his sleeping quarters, Toris following slowly behind, worried that something bad would happen. Wasn't the reason Alfred was a werewolf because Arthur fucked up on a spell?

"Um, if I may, what sort of spell are you planning on doing?" Toris asked.

"Hmm?" Arthur looked over his shoulder at Toris. "Oh, yes. Well, with my younger brother being a werewolf, he is somewhat immortal. I would out age him more than I already have, and eventually die. I am planning on drastically slowing my aging process so we can be together forever."

Toris gave Arthur a strange look; did Arthur have an obsession over his brother? He decided not to ask, he definitely did not want to appear rude.

Fortunately, Arthur didn't see the look Toris gave him and kept walking. The two of them entered the room and Arthur quickly asked Toris for the spell book. He complied and retrieved the said book.

Handing the book to Arthur, he opened up to a certain page and handed it back for Toris to hold.

Arthur took in a deep breath, and his eyes became glazed. The black wings he had from when he came through the demon summoning portal sprouted from his back and his words clearly formed,

"Vos appello, daemones inferni. Videte vocatus, et cito obedire. Postulo pro aetatis ad esse procrastinatio, sic frater et maneat simul, et numquam separantur." He chanted. The world seemed to be engulfed in purple flames. A great flash of white light, and the world faded to nothing.

When the two of them came to, they had fallen on the ground. The spell book cast into the corner of the room.

"W-what happen?" Toris stuttered, getting up.

"I don't know, but my back is killing me." Arthur replied. The first thing that Toris noticed was that he had a weight on his chest. The second thing he noticed was that Arthur was no longer male. He then noticed he was missing the very important part of his manhood.

Toris did the first thing that was natural.

He screamed.

And it was a very feminine scream.

Arthur looked up at Toris with an annoyed look. "Why are you screaming? I feel like I'm suffering a hangove- Oh my goddess! You have tits!"

"Thank you for pointing out the obvious... Alice." Arthur looked down and then froze before he- I mean she- screamed herself.

"H-how the hell did this happen?" Alice stuttered. "It c-can't have been that spell I casted!"

Natalia slammed the door open. "Чаму, чорт вазьмі, у мяне ёсць сябра!" He screamed.

Alice screamed when Nikolai entered, and quickly hid behind Taurysa.

"Um, pardon me. What?" Alice stuttered.

"She said something rather vulgar; I'd rather not repeat it." Taurysa said.

Nikolai glared, still wearing a dress.

"Fix it, before I kill you." Nikolai said bluntly, a small knife in his hand.

"Um, well, I'm not entirely sure what I did. And um- Er yeah."

Nikolai stared at Alice, which caused her to breathe heavily. Finally Nikolai sighed.

"Fine, tell me what you did."

Alice showed Nikolai the spell, who sighed once more and buried his head in his hands.

"Damn. Don't worry, I can fix it." Nikolai crossed his arms.

"Well then, make haste!" Alice made an ushering motion with her hands.

Nikolai glared at the demand. "I would but I'm missing a few things in order to make the spell."

"Like what-" Alice was cut short, by screaming.

"ARTIE! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?" Alice flinched. Alfred- um, I suppose I should say Emily- crashed into the room. That poor door has been slammed open for the second time today.

"I honestly don't know."

Ivan- Er, Anya came in, not looking too pleased.

"Kirkland. Why am I woman?" A threatening aura radiated off of her, causing Taurysa to move behind Alice.

"Er..." Alice was rendered speechless at the presence of the vampire. "Natalia!"

"What?" Nikolai glared. "Say Nikolai."

"Fine, Nikolai, what ingredients do you need?" Alice said, ignoring the vampire, somewhat fond of her own life.

Nikolai wrote down a list of items he needed for the reverse spell and handed it to Alice.

One covey balm, one tinctura hypericum, one auquifolium, two witcheye root, one mugwort, and goat's milk.

"Um, I don't have any of this." Alice mumbled under her breath.

"Then go to the store and get it!" Nikolai glared, and shoved a very female Raivis, who just came into the room.

"Umm" Raivis, or, Sashja, started, before silencing herself from the rather frightening glares from the other occupants in the room.

"Yes, I get it, I fucked up. Shut up." Alice said, rather pissed. "Fine, I'll go into town. But I don't want to go alone."

"And I don't believe you should," Anya spoke up, "Take Toris and Raivis with you, and you should probably make up some feminine names while you're at it."

Eduard walked into the room, and yes. I said Eduard.

He received the blankest stares from everyone in the room, only moving when Anya threw a book at his head.

"Почему черт возьми Сэма вы еще мужчины?" She screamed, Eduard sensing she seems to be rather angry, and fled the room.

Anya's glare then turned to Alice. "Why wasn't he-?"

"I honestly don't know." Alice panned.

Anya face palmed. "J-just go to the store." Taurysa and Sashja looked at each other wearily.

"B-but we can't go out into the sun! We'll get burned!" Sashja bluntly blurted out. Anya thought about this for a moment before pulling out a bottle of sunscreen out of her pocket.

"Put this on. Now, before I decide to let you burn." Anya said, tossing the bottle to Taurysa. "And I want it back before you leave."

"T-this actually works?" Taurysa blinked in disbelief.

"Da~"

Taurysa looked at the bottle before putting the cool substance on her skin then passing it to Sashja.

"Let's go." Alice pushed her way to the door while dragging the two vampires with her. Anya snatched the bottle back from Sashja before they were gone from sight. Sashja had a startled look when she unexpectedly took the bottle out of the other's hands.

"I wouldn't want to give you an opportunity to escape." Anya shrugged. Sashja glared, but then looked down, leaving the room.

Taurysa headed to the room she shared with the other two servants to grab a coat only to be stopped by Sashja.

"What is it, Raivis?" Taurysa asked confused.

"You won't be needing a coat now." She said slightly sad. Taurysa nodded and frowned.

"Come on! We don't have all day!" Alice tapped her foot impatiently. The two girls followed her to the outside.

Sashja rubbed her eyes from the sudden light that she has not been underneath for years. Taurysa was happy to feel the sun on her skin again without being burned.

As the three of them got closer to the town, they could hear lots of voices from all the people in the city.

Sashja tugs on Taurysa's sleeve.

"Do you see that girl over there?" She asked. Taurysa looked over to see two girls chatting with each other close to an alley.

"Which one?" Taurysa asked curiously.

"The one with the silver hair." She whispered.

One of the two girls did indeed have silver hair. The other girl had brown hair. Both of them were smiling, wearing hoods and were slightly cat-like.

"Is that...?" Taurysa started to say.

"She's the one I murdered that night." Sashja whispered, staring at the girl. Her hood made a slight movement as she looked at the two girls with wide, amber eyes.

The brunette next to the silverette asked something to her and the silver's eyes flickered over to her before replying something and walking over to the two vampires.

This was not something the two were expecting and they stepped back in shock. As the Silverette got closer, Sashja seemed to tense up but had a look of horror, joy and shock written all over her face. The girl stopped about two or three feet away from the duo, the brunette close behind.

"You were the one who changed me?" She asked equally shocked. Sashja hesitated before nodding slowly but stiffly. The Silverette then smiled, patting Sashja on the head. "My name is Amara."

"I'm Raivis err... uh Sashja." the Latvian responded. Amara looked confused. "W-we were sort of, uh... gender bent?" He looked at Taurysa for help. She had a look of disbelief on her face that she would trust someone with such information.

"Really? That sounds like a warlock's curse." Amara said, not thinking.

"Amara!" The brunette whacked her on the head. "We do not go telling people those things!" She glared at Amara.

"It's not my fault I'm so blunt!" She pouted, holding her head. "You're so mean, Elzbieta!"

"You are trusting a vampire." she hissed under her breath.

"For your information, I am half-vampire. And she turned me a bit! Therefore, I am allowed to trust her! I can be like Galahad and ignore your orders." Amara crossed her arms looking away from her.

"But that doesn't mean you can trust her!" She hissed.

By this time, Taurysa and Sashja had long forgotten about Alice, who has disappeared in the crowd. They were both stunned by the argument by the two girls in front of them.

"I can so! You're acting like Lydia!" Amara hissed. Elzbieta seemed to take this as a complement and flipped her hair.

"I can act like her if I want to!"

"What are you talking about?" Taurysa was becoming slightly annoyed by the pointless argument they were having.

"Uh... I forgot." Elzbieta panned. A look of disbelief crossed the other three faces.

"So, uh, what are you exactly?" Sashja changed the subject quickly.

"I'm half-vampire, half-cat demon, Raivis!" Amara saluted, responding immediately. Elzbieta whacked her over the head again.

"Quit telling her secrets!" She hissed. Amara just glared at her, not saying anything.

"Is that why she lived?" Taurysa asked.

"...Yeah, I guess." Elzbieta said. There was an awkward silence between the group.

Taurysa was about to say something when something caught her eye.

No, it was someone.

The person he had sacrificed his freedom for.

Feliks.

Taurysa was debating with herself if she wanted to go up to him but decided against it. It wasn't long before the blonde noticed her, staring.

"Toris?" He asked, quite loudly. Taurysa crossed her arms over her chest to cover her breasts, not really wanting Feliks to know about the sex change.

"Feliks..." She said quietly.

Feliks grabbed hold of Taurysa's shoulders "Is that really you? I thought you were dead, or worse!"

Taurysa smirked. "What's worse than dead?" Although Taurysa thought she had a pretty good answer herself.

"I don't know- did that Russian bro-ski, like, hurt you in any way?" Feliks asked, Taurysa looked down, not knowing how to answer the question. Yes, the Russian, Ivan-Er, Anya, did hurt her, in many ways. But she wasn't about to tell Feliks about that.

"I know that look, if you, like, don't want to talk about it, fine. Whateves." Feliks shrugged while Taurysa felt relieved.

Meanwhile, Amara and Elzbieta suddenly said they have urgent business to attend to, looking wearily at each other. They both walked away and out of sight.

What the two vampires didn't know was that Anya was watching them very closely.

"Why don't you just run away, Liet?" Feliks asked. Anya looked as if she was seeing red(SarentoKensei: What do you mean by this Neeky?).

She was about to go drag Taurysa away from him and beat her when Amara and Elzbieta grabbed her arms to prevent her from proceeding.

"It's... complicated..." She said slowly.

"How complicated can it be?" Feliks asked confused.

"It- it just is!" Taurysa stuttered, looking down at her feet.

"Liet, your face just looks like, totally hilarious right now" Feliks said, trying to lighten the mood.

"Taurysa, come here!" Alice called, Taurysa nodded as a sign that she'll be right over. She looked back at Feliks, but he was gone. Taurysa was saddened, before going over to see what Alice wanted.

"Terribly sorry to interrupt your conversation with that little blonde man, but I cannot figure out how to use the currency here." Alice scratched her head.

Taurysa sighed and walked over to her, Sashja not too far behind. Sashja looked a bit happier from her usual irritated nature.

"I'll pay for everything, Alice. Let's go and get the ingredients for Nikolai." Taurysa said, smiling slightly.

"That sounds good." Alice nodded. As they walked to a store, you can't help notice the little skip in Sashja's step.

Anya had stopped struggling in Amara and Elzbieta's grip. She was a bit surprised that Taurysa hadn't left with Feliks. Why hadn't she? She could of attempted escape (it wouldn't have worked)...

"It would've been a mess if you walked out there, Ivan." Amara commented. Anya looked at her.

"Call me Anya. You're that one girl Raivis fed on the night so long ago." Anya was confused and curious, "How are you still alive?"

Amara shrugged. "I suppose at one point, she spat out her own blood unintentionally." Elzbieta whacked her on the head.

"Stop telling vampires stuff! It's secret!" She hissed. Amara stuck her tongue at her.

"You do so not trust the vampires! I am part one and you trust me!"

"That's a different matter! You're also part cat demon so don't mess with me!" Elzbieta smirked while Amara rolled her eyes.

"Are you going tease me over this? Like you do with my height?" Amara glared. Anya noticed how much shorter Amara was compared to Elzbieta. Anya smirked at the fact she was taller than both of them.

The two girls began to fight, clawing at each other. Amara was undoubtedly stronger then Elzbieta, but Elzbieta was much better at evading. No one seemed to be winning. Anya quickly grew annoyed at the cat fight and grabbed the collars of their coats, choking Elzbieta because she was moving at the time.

"As atsiprasau..." Elzbieta mumbled.

"What?" Anya looked down at the girl.

"Sorry, I slipped into Lithuanian." She chuckled.

"If we're slipping into different languages, DAS SPIEL!" Amara practically screamed

"Tikiuosi, jums skandinti šaukštu." She glared.

"No clue what you said" Amara smiled widly "But I'll take it as a compliment!" Elzbieta frowned and mentally flipped her off.

Anya sighed a totally epic sigh of annoyance(Neeky-chan: Lolwut?). "Will you two stop speaking other languages, now?" she growled.

"I don't have to. I don't feel compelled to follow your orders." Amara said bluntly. Elzbieta just stared at her in disbelief, actually listening to Anya. "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Elzbieta did her best to shake her head, laughing so hard. Amara just looked confused.

"You are most defintly turned by Raivis. So blunt." Anya shook her head. "Fuck, (s)he turned a teenager. I hate teenagers."

Amara glared, screaming "I AM GERMAN MADE!" Earning another smack from Elzbieta. Amara glared and then said, "Aru."

This makes Elzbieta facepalm. Anya was becoming a little more than annoyed at this point.

"Shut up!" Anya snapped at the two of them. Elzbieta glared.

"Whatever." She looked away. Anya turned to Amara.

"She's lucky cat blood tastes disgusting." Anya glared. Amara chuckled nervously.

"I'm part cat demon too..." Amara's voice faded.

"I wonder how you'd taste." Anya smiled. Amara paled and would've backed away if Anya wasn't holding her coat collar.

Taurysa and Sashja came back holding different items that Nikolai needed. Alice was walking in between them.

"Okay, we got everything. We can head back now." Alice said.

Taurysa and Sashja had a look of pure horror at Anya, who appeared to be choking the two girls. Amara caught sight of Sashja.

"Ah! Hello again, Master Raivis!" She smiled, waving at her. Sashja blushed. "When you are have been returned to your original gender, can I come visit you?" Amara asked, ignoring the strange looks that everyone sent her... including the glare from Anya.

"Ummm," Sashja said, looking at Anya.

Anya just sighed and shrugs. "I don't see why not." Sashja beamed at the words. Amara smiled.

"Elzbieta and I should be getting home. Ms. Anya, if you don't mind, can you please release us?" Amara smiled weakly as Anya dropped them both.

Both girls did a respectful bow and left. Anya frowned back at the other girls.

"I want this curse taken off my straight away. Let's return home."

Taurysa nodded quickly, and Sashja smiled and nodded.

Sashja was as happy as she could be, but Taurysa was rather upset. She should have told Feliks why she couldn't come home, instead of just telling him 'it's complicated'. She felt sick on the inside.

Was it some sort of secret that people have turned into magical creatures? In a way, it made sense but Taurysa didn't know how Feliks would react if she told him she was a vampire. That didn't seem to sit well with her.

Shaking her head, she followed Anya and the others back to the mansion that she currently forced to live in. When everyone got back, Taurysa and Sashja gave the supplies to Nikolai, who snatched them away.

"We all should be back to normal by tomorrow-"

"In the meantime, you two need to do your chores" Anya butted in "And if you see Eduard, tell him to come see me. I have a special little, something in mind for him..." Anya's voice trailed off, possibly pondering all the sorts of little punishments she could give Eduard.

Taurysa nodded and went to go dust.

Which can be rather hard when you're dusting fragile items. Taurysa was in deep thought about what she should say to Feliks next time she sees him.

And as she was in deep thought, she started dusting a crystal wine glass, not thinking to pick it up. The fragile glass fell to the ground and shattered. Taurysa's thought process was shattered like the glass when she heard the sound...

That could be heard through the entire house.

Taurysa let out a yelp, and tried to quickly pick up the pieces befor-

Anya came out of her room, a frown on her face.

Taurysa froze up, and began shaking. She was sure she would receive punishment.

She was right.

Anya grabbed Taurysa's wrist tightly, and slowly used her gloved hand to pick up the remaining shards, and place them into Taurysa's hand. Taurysa pulled franticly away, but like when she was turned, she couldn't break Anya's tight grip. Anya slowly closed Taurysa's hand into a tight fist, crushing all the shards inside. Taurysa let out a small cry as her hand slowly pooled with blood. Anya raised Taurysa's hand to her lips, and licked away some of the blood, smiling.

"Please be more careful next time, little Taurysa. I really am not in the mood, and I really do like punishing you" Anya smiled as Taurysa's eyes welled with tears from the little crystal shards inside her palm. "I'm pretty sure you don't like pain, you will be more careful, da?" Anya grinned sadistically, an evil glint shone brightly in her violet eyes. Taurysa nodded slowly as Anya dropped Taurysa's wrist, a purple bruise was already blossoming from Anya's tight grip.

"Answer me, with words." Anya ordered.

"I will be more careful, mistress." Taurysa said softly, the word 'mistress' seemed to anger Anya, as she smacked Taurysa across the face and walked away.

"As taves nekenciu." Taurysa mumbled, earning a sharp glare from Anya as she entered her bedroom.

"Ne zastavlysite menya khlestat' vas." Anya smiled as she entered her bedroom, leaving Taurysa to shake in her own fear.

Holy crap. This is the longest thing I EVER wrote. Not just me, Neeky wrote it to. Actually, she wrote most of it. I probably wouldn't have updated for a week or so because I really did NOT want to type up this long arse idea. I told her what to write, when I got stuck, I just handed her the laptop and did something else. We were up till 4am writing this, so I hope you enjoyed.

Translations:

Чаму, чорт вазьмі, у мяне ёсць сябра- Belarusian: Why the fuck do I have a penus(sp?)?

Почему черт возьми Сэма вы еще мужчины?"-Russian: Why in sam's hell are you still a man?"

As atsiprasau-Lithuanian: I'm sorry

Das Spiel- German: The game (FUCK)

Tikiuosi, jums skandinti šaukštu-Lithuanian: I hope you drown in a spoon.

Aru-Chinese: Japanese stereotype of the Chinese and how they end their sentences.

Da-Russian: Yes(h)

As taves nekenciu.-Lithuanian: I hate you.

Ne zastavlysite menya khlestat' vas-Russian: Don't make me whip you.

Some of the translations would be in the actual translation, but I don't have internet connection ('cuz I'm at Sharis again (see To Serve Insanity to get what I mean)) I'll translate the Latin later, or look it up yourself.

Please review, Neeky-chan and I worked very hard on this chapter, I hope you enjoy!

The name meanings,

Alice: Arthur's real Nyotalia name.

Emily: Alfred's real Nyotalia name.

Anya: Ivan's real Nyotalia name.

Nikolai: Natalia's fan Nyotalia name.

Taurysa: I freaking made this up. Toris isn't a name, so I just screwed around with the lettering.

Sashja: Female name of Sasha, I couldn't find Raivis.

Amara: German for torture, sorrow, misery. I think...

Elzbieta: Lithuanian version of my real name, Elizabeth.

Nyotalia is the backwards version of Hetalia (for those of you who don't know) and it switches everybody's gender. Only Eduard can travel between these two universes, which is why his sex stayed the same in this story.

I now return to my pie. Good day.