A/N: WE'RE BAAAAACK! (Sorry it took so long. We're lazy :P )


Anna strutted through the castle dragging Hans behind her. "Step aside, Peasants!" She yelled dramatically while stepping on everybody's toes.

Hans apologized to the people.

"Oh there she is!" Anna said. "Elsa… I mean queen… Me again."

"Anna, it's not my fault if the chiefs ran out of chocolate- who's this?"

"He's my Bae." Anna said dreamy eyed.

Elsa raised an eyebrow. "What does that mean?"

Anna crinkled her nose deep in thought. "I think it means Bacon And Eggs."

"No actually," Hans interrupted. "It means Best Anyone Else."

The two sisters stared at him. "No, I'm pretty sure it's bacon and eggs." Elsa said.

"Anyway." Anna continued. "We would like your blessing for our marriage." The struck the most adorable pose ever and gave her the biggest puppy dog eyes.

Elsa stared at them. Then burst out in laughter. She held her gut and rolled on the ground as tears of mirth filled her eyes. Everyone at the ball stopped and stared at the queen who was trying to stand and still quite breathless. Elsa stopped suddenly as realization dawned on her. "Oh wait…. You're serious?"

"Yeah." Anna said.

"Okaay, this is awkward." Elsa did her best to compose what was let of her dignity. She stood up straight, head held high, poised and graceful like the royalty she was. "Anna…. You can't marry a ginger. They don't have souls."

Hans and Anna stared at her. "Elsa." Anna blinked. "I'm ginger."

"Oh." Elsa said quite flustered. "What I meant to say was: You can't marry a man you just met."

Anna gave Hans' arm a death grip. "But you can if it's true love." She said dramatically like she was in some soap opera.

"Anna, you said your true love is chocolate." Elsa pointed out.

"Not anymore!" She pulled Hans closer to her. "Hans is my man!"

Hans smiled to himself. He certainly was da man.

Elsa bit her lip and looked between the two red headed lovers. "Anna, can I speak to you? Alone?"

"What are you so afraid of that you won't come right out and say it?" Anna exclaimed throwing her hands around. Hans barely avoided being slapped for the umpteenth time.

"FINE!" Elsa yelled. "Get married, eat chocolate, become obese, SEE IF I CARE!"

"Why do you always shut me out?! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!"

Hans smirked slyly and watched the sisters argue. "Just a few more days." He thought. "And I'll kill the queen and become king. I'm so clever I could just marry myself-"

To keep Elsa from leaving, Anna grabbed the sponge. Apparently all the work the priest had done made a dent because it ripped right off. Anna stared at the sponge in her hand while Elsa screamed in the agony of having duct tape viciously ripped off her hand. Unfortunately, it made her lose control of her powers for the first time in forever. All the guests got soaked. The Duke of Weasel Town got especially drenched.

"SCOCERY! *cough cough cough cough*." He sputtered.

Anna stared at her sister in shock. No wonder she had been such a hermit all her life.

Terrified, Elsa ran out of the ballroom, shoving all the peasants aside. She stopped and the edge of the fjord.

"ELSA!" Anna yelled running after her.

With the wave of her hand, Elsa made a wave of water and surfed across the it. Unknown to the water logged queen, the water kept rising till all of Arendelle was nearly submerged.

Hans and Anna floated on the water and watched Elsa make her retreat. Anna watched on with shock and dismay while Hans stared on wide eyed and slacked jaw. He was going to have to come up with a new plan.


A/N: It's short, but better than nothing... I hope...

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