Chapter 7

That night, our heroes were standing around in the courtyard deciding about what to do with their Meg problem. While Ghirahim was thinking; Tails was playing chess with Giygas, but he did not have the courage to even think of anything. "We …..could….be…..friends."

"Hm, Meg does not want to see me. So how can I get close enough for the kill that she deeply deserves?"

Kazaam popped out and said, "To pretend to win her heart, you need a big old tart."

"Please explain." said Ghirahim.

"Tell her the TRUUUUUUTH!" yelled out Kazaam.

"The truth, you mean that I am no prince!? I know that my secret agenda is to kill her, but wouldn't that just ruin everything to let her know? She might tell her father and they'll be-head us. Or worse ..."

Homer came in and said, "Well all you need is love."

(Place the worst love song you have ever heard here that Homer will sing.)

"…Please die." So after Ghirahim punished Homer, he decided to just bribe her so she'll go out with him and he'll kill her somewhere else. Tails took him up to the balcony and saw Meg petting Spiny. "Good evening Meg, I would like to offer you some…"

But Meg jumped on him and cheered, "Yes I will screw you!"

Ghirahim pushed Meg off. "You little horny cow…. I mean yes, but first I would like." Then Frilly sprayed some acid in his face.

Ghirahim screeched with pain. Meg marched to Frilly and started punching her. "You damn dirty dino. You ruined my chance with him!" Then PETA came and murdered Meg. "That's for hurting an animal that's supposed to be dead!" said one of the members.

"Hey, that target was mine." complained Ghirahim.

PETA killed him too. "That's for sending poor innocent demonic animals into battle!" They looked down the balcony and saw Tails, King Kong, Homer, Giygas, and Kazaam. They dropped grenades on them and they killed them instantly. "Tails, that's for being interested in robots which one brand use animals as fuel. Kazaam, that's for not making a rap to protect animals. Homer, that's for not neutering Santa's Little Helper. Giygas, that's for encouraging kids to give animals abortions. King Kong, how dare you kill animals in the wild!"

Then the Burger King came and saw all the dead bodies. "(Oh God, how could you!?)" he signed.

PETA slowly turned to him with demonic eyes. "YOU, you killed animals for food!" As they approached,

The Burger King quickly signed, "(But there is only 1% of ACTUAL meat in our food!)" Unfortunately, PETA started slashing at his head.

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Alternate ending

"So Meg, I was wondering if you would like to take a trip on my two tailed fox?" Ghirahim offered with an evil grin.

Meg looked the demon lord over and answered, "Why yes my se…. I mean Prince Groose." So Tails grabbed Ghirahim's and Meg's hands and he took them away to see the world in only one freakin night. "Could have sworn he meant he had two ... nevermind."


They flew to Egypt and saw the Sphinx. While Meg looked at the cat-man thing, Ghirahim punched Tails arm which caused him to let go of Meg. She fell right on the nose and cracked it right off. She fell to the ground, but the sand cushioned her fall. "Well that was lucky." Then the nose landed on her.

"Well our duty has been completed." said Ghirahim while doing poses. He looked next to him and saw Meg. "Whaaaaaat, how on earth did you!?"

Meg stopped him and said, "Don't worry, I'm from Family Guy, I've been through a lot worst!"

After Egypt; they traveled to Central America and saw a sacrifice going on. Ghirahim took Meg and teleported to the offer and switched him with Meg. Meg's head was sliced off her head as everyone began cheering. "Well that takes care of her!" He turned around and saw Meg. "Did you just decided not to die!?" He looked at the dead body and saw a Meg dummy.

After Central America; they traveled to Rome. They flew near the ground to look at the statues. That's when Ghirahim pushed Meg's face to the ground. Her face was being torn apart by the friction, stones, broken glass, thorn bushes, snakes, water, and a sexy party. Her face dragged through most of the whores which pissed off the host of the party. "Hey ,hey,hey…HEY. How dare you barge in and Meg?" Meg looked over and saw with what's left of her eye. "Hey Stewie." Ghirahim saw that Meg's still alive and tried somewhere else.

They then traveled to Hell and just dropped off Meg. "Just stay here and rot!" They flew away and Meg was left with a demon. The demon looked at Meg and asked, "Sooooo are you here for Michael Jackson's next concert?"

At China; Ghirahim and Tails were sitting on a roof watching fireworks after their long trip to kill Meg. "Well Tails, that was painful to accomplished, but I think we finally did it." He turned to Tails and said, "I think that she'll never." But then noticed Meg. "Oh come on!"

Ghirahim became so angry that the entire building shook. "Wait stop, please! I know you're that guy." said Meg. But Ghirahim ignored her as the building started crumbling. "Well good thing I brought this." Meg took out a mind control helmet and put it on Ghirahim. She activated the helmet and took control of Ghirahim. "Servant #78 activated. What is your bidding Meg?"

Meg became the happiest woman alive and ordered him to have sex with her on the roof, which scared Tails away.


They came back to Agrabah and dropped off Meg at the balcony. She ordered him to have a French kiss goodbye(For anyone who has never played Skyward Sword, Ghirahim has a freakishly long tongue), and then Tails brought Ghirahim to the ground. "Mission accomplished." But he was suddenly attacked by the Umpa Lumpas.

As they tie him up, he saw King Kong tied up and Tails being caught. Stan came to the scene and said, "Good job, now get rid of them!"

Dic Bowser came to Stan and asked, "Stan, why are we getting rid of them? He is a prince who we need to marry Meg. Does The Burger King know about this?"

Stan then tazered Dic Bowser and the Umpa Lumpas took Ghirahim away. But one Umpa Lumpa asked, "How the Hell did we tie up King Kong who can easily break out of rope!?"


They came to a cliff overlooking the sea and threw Ghirahim overboard. When he splashed in the water, the helmet electrocuted him and broke. Hee sank to the bottom and reached to the desk lamp to rubbed it. Homer, Kazaam, and Giygas came out …. naked. "Hey what's the big idea? We were about to watch a porno, but not with each other, we are not gay!" Homer and Kazaam looked at Giygas and saw … sorry, but if I describe this, we're going to get an M rating. Heck, maybe M isn't high enough.

The three Genie saw Ghirahim drowning and started trying to get him to wish. "Come on up, you lousy pup. You need a wish so you can dish." Ghirahim looked at all of them with the most pissed off face ever, and they took it as a wish. Kazaam turned into a Dolphin and brought him up to the surface.

The genies untied him and Ghirahim looked at all of them with a joyful face. Then he started slashing at them. "I was underwater! How I'm I supposed to wish to be saved!?"


Later on, back at the palace; Meg was combing her hair while humming that Friday song by Rebecca Black. Then the Burger King came in and started signing to Meg in a strange way. "(Meg, I have found a suitor for you.)"

Meg happily skipped to him and said, "Sorry for that guy, it turned out that Prince Groose and I had a great date!"

Stan then jumped out while holding a gun tied to a string he used for hyonosis. "IT WHAT!" Stan started puking again. He later felt better and told Meg the situation. "Sorry, I'm going to marry you and that guy that looks awfully familiar left for some reason."

"What do you mean he left me and my bod?"

Stan puked again. "Well if you were the actual Princess Jasmine, then you asking that question should sound logical. But Groose still ran off."

"I don't think so, Stan." Everyone turned and saw Ghirahim alive.

"Groosey, you're still here!" Meg ran to Ghirahim, but then he shoved her.

"How in the HE….. I mean squawk." said Ren.

Stan turned to Ren. "Ohhhhhh, you almost said H E double hockey sticks."

"Hey they did that in the actual movie. No seriously."

"Yes, I am back. Stan tried to have me killed, using your guards."

Dic Bowser came in and said, "I knew this will end badly. Well he who Koops and …. Ah forget it."

To save his ass, Stan started hypnotizing the Burger King. "He is so a liar."

"(He is so a McDonald loving liar.)" Ghirahim saw how Stan used his gun, so he assumed the obvious and cut the string to the gun, getting Burger King back to normal.

"Well well well, it looks like he used this gun to hypnotize you." He looked over to Stan and asked, "Couldn't you just hypnotize him to sign the kingdom over to you? That would be so much easier."

"Told you." said Ren.

Two Umpa Lumpas came in and seized Stan. Stan then notices that Ghirahim had the desk lamp. "Oh now I recognize him." Stan took out a potion and yelled out, "This isn't over, I'll get you my pretty, and you're little Dino too."

Ren then said, "Hey if this gets good ratings, we should do a parody of that!"

Stan threw the potion on the ground and a huge cloud formed. When it disappeared, Stan was still being held by the guards. "Yeah, all we had to do there was still hold on to you." explained one of the Umpa lumpas. So Stan kicked them in the Johnsons and ran off.

"(How dare Stan betray me! I knew I shouldn't just talked to the next person walking up and ask if he wants a job.)"

Meg stopped her father and said, "Its o.k. Just as long as mine and Groose's wedding starts."

"What words have come out from your mouth!?"

Meg saw the angered and confused demon lord and she started to explain. "Well I see that my mind controlled helmet is off. While you had that on, I had you sign a contract that bonds us to get married."

"…You…you…YOU pathetic abomination I'll….I'll!"

But then the Burger King interrupted his anger. "(Excellent, since you signed a contract, your soul belongs to a piece of paper. Unless you use magic, you have no choice. Also, our contracts will go through even if one of you two will die. The only way out is to not be a prince. Pray Godzilla2915!)" Then everyone started booing the Burger King again.

As Ghirahim was being hugged by Meg, he could not believe what's happening. "I'm going to be sultan … and have this THING as a wife!? I need to get out of this."

End of Chapter