(Tyranitar arrives at the innocent pub on his skateboard. He is wearing da baseball cap)

Tyranitar said Zip zip dipedi doo

Aegislash said Your power lacks legit

Tyranitar said I take great pride in my power

Aegislash said HA, MORE lIKE PoO

Tyranitar said Laugh now

(Excadrill arrives at the innocent pub) *applause*

Excadrill said I've arrived at the innocent pub

Aegislash said I don't want to do any work

Garchomp said Yarharhar, you have to

Excadrill said I wonder if we can beg for the day off

Tyranitar said Let's hop so, otherwise the evil twin will have a new customer

Aegislash said The evil twin shall never no true strength

Tyranitar said And Gyarados has treated us like a firm butt fair father figure

Garchomp said Yarharhar, why were you late to the pub little pub?

Excadrill said My name not little bud

Tyranitar said Tell us your story little bud

Excadrill said MY NAME'S NOT LITTLE bud

Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* YES IT IS

Garchomp said Yohoho, I want the story time

Excadrill said I was on my way back from the fancy dress party last night

Bus driver said The fancy dress party is just used for the funny costumes. Besides, Excadrill's shade of brown is too light

Tyranitar said Shut up, I think this is a gripping tale

Excadrill said As you know, I was on the way back from the fancy dress party. On the way back from the fancy dress party, my costume was stolen from Bisharp

Tyranitar said THAT'S TERRIBLE

Aegislash said No shadow juice for him

Conkeldurr said WAS IT A TINKY WINKY COSTUME?

Garchomp said WAS IT PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEANO?

Tyranitar said Did you get the costume back?

Excadrill said I chased him around town, I couldn't catch up to Bisharp. I couldn't get the costume back. I couldn't catch up to him.

Aegislash said Bisharp is suppa for the void

Hydreigon said How's it going everyone? *applause*

Garchomp said Yarharhar, good day Hydreigon

Conkeldurr said I WANT BEER

Tyranitar said Gyarados isn't even here to give us orders

Bus driver said You have to get on with your work anyway

Hydreigon said Have you heard the latest gossip

Head1 said I NEVER GOSSIP

Head2 said I never wet the bed

Head1 said Yes you do

Head2 said No I don't

Aegislash said Is it about wrist slitting?

Conkeldurr said IS IT ABOUT BEER?

Hydreigon said It's about Gyarados and the new barmaid

Excadrill said Conkeldurr's granddaughter Lopunny?

Tyranitar said I wouldn't mind a shove *tart of importance*

Excadrill said Stop farting Tyranitart

Tyranitar said Laugh now

Aegislash said I HOPE GYARADOS DOESN'T CHARGE HER SHADOW JUICE ON THE EXPENSIVE! OTHERWISE THE WHITE SWORD WILL STRIKE FROM ABOVE

Tyranitar said ...no it won't

Garchomp said Yarharhar, Lopunny is a girl? *laugh now*

Head 1 said I get her beers

Head 2 said I get her wine

Head 1 said YOU DRINK CHOCOLATE MILK

Head 2 said No I don't

Excadrill said What has Gyarados got to do with her?

Hydreigon said Remember the Christmas party?

Tyranitar said Gyarados never got me with his blowtickler *funny word*

Aegislash said Gyarados went way too far with that blowtickler

Conkeldurr said I WANT A BLOWTICKLER

Garchomp said Yarharhar, Gyarados and Lopunny were alone in the cupboard

Aegislash said Salamence wasn't as pleased as shadow punch

Tyranitar said I only made one p from punch

Garchomp said YOLHOLHOL. I made the punch

Tyranitar said Come to think of it, Gyarados wasn't here last night, and he said he was going to give Lopunny a lift home

Conkeldurr said I HOPE LOPUNNY SAID THANK YOU

Tyranitar said And where's Salamence?

Excadrill said This is like an episode of eastenders season 70

Aegislash said I don't car! I'm applying for new job!

Tyranitar said O RLY?

Tyranitar said Hey, it's Gyarados!

Excadrill said Let's treat him like dirt for a change

Aegislash said Gyarados is really nasty! Let's carve him an IOU (grabs pocket knife)

(Gyarados enters the pub) *laugh now*

Tyranitar said Hello Gyarados. We're going to charge your beers for a million pounds as you're late

Excadrill said You're now the lowest rank in the crew

Head1 said I have the higher willy

Head2 said You just saw a picture of Conk

Head1 said No I didn't

Head2 said Yes you did

Head1 said I've had sex

Head2 said OW,YOU MEAN LIKE GYARADOS WITH LOPUNNY?

Gyarados said Don't be ridiculous

Aegislash said SAY SORRY FOR BEING LATE YOU PIECE OF SPAGEHTTI

Tyranitar said Where?

Conkeldurr said I want spagehtti

Excadrill said The spagehtti was a lie

Tyranitar said You mean like the oil?

Garchomp said Yohoho, I've had spagehtti for breakfast

Excadrill said More like spagehtti hops

Tyranitar said So why are you late Gyarados?

Excadrill said Maybe he's been smuggling

Tyramitar said With Lopunny's virginity

Gyarados said Stop this nonsense. I'VE HAVEN'T BEEN SLEEPING WITH LOPUNNY! :D Why aren't you serving any hungry customers?

Tyranitar said We served them all while you were gone

Aegislash said We even gave some the dark bed and breakfast

Gyarados said Okay then

Tyranitar said He didn't scream would you like it on a golden tray?

Excadrill said Gyarados in denial *winks at the audience*

Aegislash said We can run the innocent pigsty better than you can

Gyarados said Would you like to receive todays earnings?

Garchomp said Yohoho. Spend the money on sweets

Gyarados said You lot cover for me, I'm going to hide in the inn

Tyranitar said Maybe its the police?

Excadrill said Maybe its Salamence with his frying pan

Aegislash said I think Salamence should be hit by the van while taking a nap on the road

Gyarados said Err, shut up Aegislash

Garchomp said Yarharhar, you look worried me hearty

Conkeldurr said I want beer

Gyarados said Can I have a board beer cONKELDurr?

*Gyarados and Conkeldurr head up to da inn*

*Bisharp busts in*

Bisharp said Where's the rent boy guvners

Head1 said I always pay the rent

Head2 said You're a rent boy

Head1 said No I'm not

Head2 said Yes you are

Tyranitar said I run the pub, I say what goes

Garchomp said But Gyarados runs the pub

Bisharp said There's the little kangaroo shit

Excadrill said Give back my costume Bisharp Bully

Bisharp said I didn't want to dress up a sailor anyway guvner *laugh now*

Garchomp said Yarharhar, I WAS A SAILOR

Excadrill said Shut up Garchomp

Aegislash said I think you should die in the void. I HEAR ITS TUM RUM FROM HEAR

Garchomp said Yarharhar, does it some beef?

Bisharp said IS IT SYDNEY BEEF?

Bus driver said The show relies on too many stereotypes, though it is clever how an actual area in Australia is referenced

Bisharp said Coming to the evil pub guvner?

Bus driver said The evil pub is far more realistic. I'm going there if the innocent pub racism doesn't stop

Tyranitar said We'll give you an innocent pub goody bag?

Aegislash said It has shadow sweets in it

Bus driver said Excellent, people should stop running season 2 to the ground and watching it anyway

Excadrill said Like you are doing right now?

Tyranitar said Oi! The goody bag will change his mind until he starts reviewing the episodes

Gyarados said Listen Conk, I need your help

Conkeldurr said I'm always useful

Gyarados said Unlike a certain group of market traders called a bit of this and bit of that and are actually called Tyranitar, Excadrill, Aegislash I know

Conkeldurr said They never give me free beers

Gyarados said Listen, as you know I took your granddaughter Lopunny home from the pub

Conkeldurr said DID SHE SAY THANK YOU?

Gyarados said (slowly) Oh yeah

Conkeldurr said GOOD!

Gyarados said But Salamence believes I want have a bit of fun in the barrel with her

Conkeldurr said Where were you last night?

Gyarados said I was in bedding

Conkeldurr said WERE YOU IN BED WITH LOPUNNY?

Gyarados said NO!

Conkeldurr said If you were, you'd better tell her a bedtime story

Gyarados said Sure. Anyway, I want you to make a phone call to Salamence. I saw him selling tissue boxes for 4 million in the market.

Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPHONE! *laugh now*

Gyarados said OLD PEOPLE DON'T USE IPHONES (Gyarados is holding an iPhone with an AwesomePokemonSitcom skin) :D

*Conkeldurr picks up a landline phone, geddit cause he's old*

Salamence said A bit of that and a bit of this here. Much better than those pesants a bit of this and a bit of that

Conkeldurr said Hello deer

Salamence said What is it old man

Conkeldurr said Gyarados is at the pub!

Salamence said Then I'll have my usual conyac then

Gyarados said INNOCENT MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

*Garchomp comes upstairs*

Garchomp said Yohoho, I want to go to the dinge dungeons

Gyarados said Go away, this is an innocent phone call

Garchomp said Yarharhar, I hear Salamence

*Garchomp picks up da phone*

Garchomp said Yarharhar, GOODDAY SALAMENCE

Salamence said What is it pesant

Garchomp said YOHOLHOL, GYARADOS WAS IN BEDDING!

Salamence said GYARADOS IN BEDDING!?

Bus driver said You just used bedding as an unfunny sex joke

Garchomp said He was taking Lopunny home

Gyarados and Conkeldurr said SHUT UP!

Salamence said I'M HEADING STRAIGHT TO THE PUB RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Gyarados said I'm going to run away! Salamence might send me to pwison!

Garchomp said Yohoho. Maybe you should say sorry

Gyarados said But I didn't do no wrong. I'm innocent. JUST LIKE MY DEALS! I didn't do no wrong.

Tyranitar said I wonder why Garchomp likes the dinge dungeons so much? They aren't nearly as good as fatdonalds.

Excadrill said You just like fatdonalds as ur fat

Laugh now

Aegislash said I'M APPLYING FOR A NEW JOB

Tyranitar said No one cares

Excadrill said Yeah. The shitty status quo means you'll be working here for the rest of your life

Tyranitar said What are you applying for anyway? Can I have ALL the money?

Aegislash said No one understands me here. This new job will allow everyone to know what kind of shadow warrior I really am

Tyranitar said But Aegislash, I need you to make money for me

Aegislash said No by funda

Excadrill said This is a really funnay callback

Tyranitar said Indeed

Bus driver said Stop trying recapture the glory days, though I did cum a little when you referenced the oil

Tyranitar said I can't believe Gyarados lied to us about the oil

Aegislash said With the money from the new job, I'll be able to buy some lipstick

Excadrill said More like lipdick

*Lopunny enters the innocent pub* *laugh now*

Tyranitar said My big muscles say hello Lopunny

Aegislash said I'M DA COOLEST! LET'S GO ON A DATE TO FATDONALDS

Lopunny said I want to see Gyarados

Tyranitar said Things are getting steamy in here

Excadrill said Unlike your bed

Tyranitar said strawman

Head1 said It's Lopunny

Head2 said I wouldn't mind some

Head1 said You've never had some

Head2 said Neither has Tyranitar

Tyranitar said Laugh now

Aegislash said I hate working here. Me getting new job

Excadrill said You hate everything

Aegislash said The worold of shadows gets respect from me

Tyranitar said I bet the world of shadows is a naughty lie

Excadrill said You mean like a bit of this and a bit beer being scallywag?

Head1 said Gyarados got with Lopunny

Head2 said Everyone will think she's a tart

Head1 said I want jam tart

Head2 said Fatso

Tyranitar said I'm so glad I ate my greens

Excadrill said Yeah, when they're covered in chocolate

Laugh now

*Garchomp takes a tumble wumble downstairs*

Tyranitar said HEY GARCHOMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Garchomp said Yohoho, hello Tyranitar!

Bus driver said Awesome Pokemon Sitcom should've been more about selling junk and less about friendship

Aegislash said Your only friends are donuts and fiends in the void

Tyranitar said Is your new job in the void?

Excadrill said I bet Aegislash doesn't know what the void is

Aegislash said YES I DO!

Tyranitar said What with da tumble?

Garchomp said Yarharhar, Gyarados and Conkeldurr used me as a cannonball

Excadrill said So Gyarados has had enough of you then?

Garchomp said Yarharhar, I told Salamence the honest truth?

Tyranitar said That Gyarados was in bedding?

Excadrill said Salamence probably mistook the street bedding for being in bed with Lopunny

Tyranitar said Did you tell Salamence that Gyarados took Lopunny home?

Garchomp said YOHOHO, IDIDLEEDIDLEEDID

Tyranitar said GLASS OF WATER FOR GYARADOS? *Laugh now*

Excadrill said Do you want me to pour it?

Tyranitar said With pleasure

Aegislash said Salamence will be reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally cross!

Garchomp said Yohoho, I want a glass of water

Gyarados said Man I could do with a glass of water

Tyranitar said Sorry Gyarados, Garchomp gets your glass of water

Garchomp said Yohoho, Tyranitar loves me the most

Gyarados said Your no help

Aegislash said Capnneedsthewash, I suggest you hide in betty the feebled barrel

Gyarados said Excellent idea. Glad I thought of it

Excadrill said Hey Gyarados?

Gyarados said Go away, I hear Salamence's brand new shiny car

Aegislash said Salamence shall have a few slits coming his way. HE'LL BE GOING TO STRAIGHT TO HELL

Tyranitar said Maybe Salamence will give me a chocolate cake and tell us that everything is forgiven

Gyarados said He'll never give you.

*Salamence strolls in*

Bus driver said Stop using alliteration, it's too childish

Aegislash said I think ur to smelly

Salamence said Hello boysssssssssssssssssssssa

Tyranitar said Hey mate!

Garchomp said Yarharhar, good day Salamence!

Aegislash said I'm applying for new job. Soon Gyarados will appriciate me for who I am. THIS IS WHO I AM!

*Shoots Tyranitar with da blaster stick*

Tyranitar said Ow. Meanie.

Excadrill said Hahaha. That was really funnay

*Laugh now*

Salamence said *his brain explodes* SO YOU WERE THE ONE WHO GYARADOS WANTED TO HAVE A BIT OF FUN WITH!

Aegislash said I want capnneedsthewash to have a wash

Excadrill said This isn't helping th...

Tyranitar said Shh. This is too fun to miss.

Salamence said BOARD MEETING IN THE INNN

Aegislash said *his shadow brain explodes* Decent. Salamence will employ me as a member of a bit of that and a bit this

Tyranitar said Good luck Aegislash

Garchomp said Yohoho. Good bye Aegislash

Excadrill said Aegislash believes Salamence is going to employ him as a member of a bit of that and a bit of this. But Salamence believes Aegislash is the one who

had fun with Gyarados

Garchomp said I'm confused!

Excadrill said We'll be able to hear what's going on from up here

Tyranitar said I hope Aegislash doesn't get the job. We need him as a member of a bit of this and a bit of that

*In da inn*

Salamence said So how long has Gyarados been into you?

Aegislash said Gyarados has never been into me. He only saw power

Salamence said So you aren't a pesant?

Aegislash said Huh?

Salamence said Gyarados probably wants your shadow gold

Aegislash said Shadow warriors pay though wrist slits

Salamence said Then you have the golden knife

Aegislash said When are we going to get to the job interview

Salamence said I'm already in an interview about your job

Aegislash said Decent. I want da job.

Salamence said I bet Gyarados has given you plenty of jobs

Aegislash said ALL OF THEM WERE CLEANING THE FUCKING CUM OF THE TABLES

Salamence said So you did it on the taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaable?

Aegislash said Yes. It was horrible. I want money.

Salamence said So Gyarados has paid you to do him?

Aegislash said I did capnneedsthewash plenty of favours. HE NEVER GAVE ME ANY MONEY

Salamence said So Gyarados has lied to people?

Aegislash said Gyarados is always a liar, remember the oil?

Salamence said I bet he rubbed oil on you

Aegislash said Gyarados charged my shadow juice on the fucking expensive

Salamence said I bet he let you have wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Aegislash said YUCK, ICKY! I WANT SHADOW JUICE

Salamence said I bet Gyarados gave you free shadow juice for your troubles

Aegislash said Gyarados gave me nothing for my dark power

Salamence said I bet Gyarados was into some dark power

Aegislash said Gyarados was always aware of the prophecy

Salamence said What prophecy?

Aegislash said That I'm da coolest

Salamence said Gyarados never said I was the coolest. Wa, Wa, Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*Fell sorry for him*

Aegislash said HA, THAT'S RIGHT, UR NOT WANTED.

Salamence said I always helped Gyarados with the smuggling

Aegislash said I don't want to help Gyarados with the smuggling

Salamence said I had a private yot. What do you have? Nothiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Aegislash said I have da playboy collection

Salamence said You were in playboyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Aegislash said I have steamy hot sex. Every night

Salamence said I bet it's with Basiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil

Aegislash said I would never do Gyarados, he is too smelly

Salamence said You're a pesant and a liar

Aegislash said You are a pathetic creature. Give me the job

Salamence said WHAT JOB?

Aegislash said The job as a member of a bit of that and a bit of this

Salamence said NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRR

Aegislash said Then why did you want to interview me you fool. Fall into the void

Salamence said You were the one who Gyarados hit with his blowtickler

Aegislash said Gyarados is reaaly naughty with the blowtickler

Salamence said I bet he did you in the cupboard

Aegislash said The cupboard is a nice place for you. Dark and out of the way

Salamence said I BET GYARADOS TOLD YOU TO SAY THAT

Aegislash said I wouldn't be surprised. UR REALLY MEAN

Salamence said So he did tell you to say that?

Aegislash said YOU WHINY LITTLE SHIT, I DO WHAT I WANT. YOU DON'T HAVE A SHADOW OF DOUBT

Salamence said You always whine

Aegislash said You always smell

Salamence said I bet Gyarados told you to say that too

Aegislash said Ur both rotten

Salamence said I bet you love the smell of fish

Aegislash said POO, I HOPE YOU TRY IN YOUR SLEEP

Salamence said I bet Gyarados tol...

Aegislash said SHUT UP YOU FEEBLED SPACEMAN AND LOSE TO ME IN A SHADOW ARM WRESTLING MATCH

Salamence said So you want a fight eh?A

Aegislash said At last, midnight fight

Salamence said IT'S DAYTIME YOU PESANT

Aegislash said The night shall be eternal when I rule this miserable rock we call Gaia

Salamence said I bet Gyarados has done everyone in Gaia

Aegislash said Capnneedsthewash is the scum of the the

Salamence said You're the scum of the pub

Aegislash said Don't call me scum you chocolate teapot

Tyranitar said Where?

Salamence said Go away hungry hippo

Tyranitar said Laugh now

Excadrill said You wanted a chocolate teapot as your a fat hippo

Laugh now

Aegislash said What was this about a fight?

Salamence said Still want one huh?

Aegislash said Always you faker loser

Salamence said Very well

*gets da frying pan out

Aegislash said I'm going to run away

*Aegislash runs downstairs*

Tyranitar said Hey Aegislash, why are you running away?

Aegislash said Salamence has the light frying pan

Excadrill said OH NO! Not Salamence's frying pan again

Bus driver said This implies that Salamence has used the frying pan before

Tyranitar said THANKS BUS DRIVER!

Aegislash said I'm going to hide in da barrel

Tyranitar said Watch out, it might have Gyarados' shit in it

Head1 said I always do mine the loo

Head2 said You do it on the floor

Excadrill said Just like Tyranitar?

Tyranitar said Laugh now

Lopunny said This is to terrible

Conkeldurr said I YOU SHOULD'VE SAID THANK YOU TO GYARADOS

Salamence said WHAT?!

*Aegislash does a shadow pwr slide into betty the barrel*

Gyarados said What are you doing here?

Aegislash said Shut up capnnneedsthewash, Salamence is here!

Tyranitar said This is so funnay bunnay

Excadrill said HAHAHA, THIS IS REALLY FUNNAY

Tyranitar said INDEED

Garchomp said Yohoho. There's a hungry customer

Lucario said You! Do you know a barmaid called Lopunny

Garchomp said Yohoho, she's really REALLY hot

Excadrill said This is going to truck

Tyranitar said I bet £50 on Lucario

Head1 said I bet £50

Head2 said I bet £69

Head1 said You've never had a 69

Head2 said You've never had a salt n shake

Conkeldurr said I bet £50 on my son

Tyranitar said Uh Oh

Lucario said So YOU were the one who took her home yesterday and ripped her off her dignity

Garchomp said Yarharhar, is it the dingy

Lucario said She'll now be known as slutty the slut by everyone in edge

Garchomp said Yohoho, maybe she could run away

Lucario said Do you know how much I spent on this wedding cake?

Excadrill said As you know, Lopunny is engaged

Tyranitar said I wish she was engaged to me

Garchomp said Yohoho, i trod in the poopy

Tyranitar said I think Gyarados left that

Lucario said ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING TO ME?

Garchomp said Yohoho, Lopunny's a fine kitty cat

Tyranitar said 1 + 1 = chicken! (LAUGH TRACK)

*Lucarion throws wedding cake*

Conkeldurr said HEHEHE. YOU GOT A CAKE THROWN AT YOU. WELL DONE SONNY

Tyranitar said Looks like the wedding cake was a lie

Lopunny said Stop! Garchomp wasn't

Excadrill said Eastenders season 71 must be being shot here

GGyaarados said DON'T TELL THEM IS WAS ME!

Salamence said WHAT!?

Tyranitar said Can we eat?

Aegislash said I'm going to hide in da inn

Garchomp said Yohoho, I want a piece of cake

Tyranitar said You need a bath

Excadrill said So do you

Laugh now

Head1 said I want cake

Head2 said Fatso

Head1 said I made the wedding cake

Head2 said The wedding cake I made was bigger than yours

Head1 said Yours was carrot, this is chocolate

Tyranitar said Where?

Aegislash said Greedybutts, we're going to hide in the inn, not eat chokky

Laugh now

Gyarados said OH NO!

Salamence said Prepare for a taste of my frying pan

Conkeldurr said I want fried chicken

Salamence said Shut up old man

Lucario said Were you the one who ruined my granddaughter's reppy?

Lopunny said Stop

Excadrill said Lopunny is strong and independant

Tyranitar said She's never dated me and I gave her free beerz

Excadrill said I gave her free champaign and she still hasn't dated me

Aegislash said Curses. I gave her free shadow juice. IT NO FAIR

Head1 said I always get the girls

Head2 said Yeah, a sex doll

Head1 said You play with dolls

Head2 said I read playboy

Hydreigon said Shut up. This situation has gotten out of hand

Garchomp said Yohoho. I'm covered in cake

Hydreigon said ORDER IN DA COURT

Head1 said I've never been arrested

Head2 said You always have the rest

Head1 said Lazybones

Head2 said Lazybutts

Excadrill said As you know, Gyarados is going to have a trial for his adultery. Conkeldurr is the judge, Gyarados is the accused, Hydreigon is the lawyer and the muskateers

are the jury

Tyranitar said Aren't we the jury?

Aegislash said I don't feel like I belong in here

Cobalion said Knock knock

Virizion said Who's there?

Cobalion said Doctor

Terrakion said Doctor Who?

Cobalion said You just said it!

Tyranitar said The muskateers are so funnay

Gyarados said I DON'T WANT TO GO TO PWISON

Aegislash said I bet capnneedsthewash did Lopunny

Gyarados said Do you want your beerz on da expensive?

Excadrill said You won't be running the pub for long

Tyranitar said Yeah, Salamence will report you to the police

Garchomp said Yohoho. I've got sultarnas in my ears

Salamence said Too baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Aegislash said I don't want to sit next to Garchomp

Conkeldurr said Shut up and get on with the fucking trial

Garchomp said Yohoho, I did the stinkee fart *laugh track*

Hydreigon said As you know, Gyarados has been accussed by Salamence of doing Lopunny

Garchomp said Yohoho. I was accused by Lucario of doing Lopunny

Gyarados said No one cares about you

Garchomp said Yarharhar, I actually had currents in my ears

Aegislash said WHAT. ARE. YOU. ON. ABOUT. YOU. PIECE. OF. CRUST?

Garchomp said Yohoho, I had currents in my ears instead of sultarnas (Boo track)

Head1 said Shall we just finish the episode?

Head2 said Good idea

Salamence said I call...Lopunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to the stage

Tyranitar said C u in court Gyarados

Gyarados said I'm already in court you obese *unfinished line*

Laugh now

Salamence said So you were the one who Gyarados did? I can understand why.

Tyranitar said He didn't say that about you Aegislash?

Aegislash said SHUT UP!

Excadrill said Yeah, this isn't your story

Salamence said DID GYARADOS DO YOU?

Lopunny said No way

*betty falls over*

Everyone has a big gasp

Gyarados said See. I told you I didn't do Lopunny

Tyranitar said Does that mean you'll date me?

Aegislash said I always gave her free shadow juice

Lopunny said Why would I go out with an ugly old man like Gyarados?

Gyarados said Oi I'm young

Conkeldurr said HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT GYARADOS! SAY SORRY AT ONCE

Salamence said I bet you set Lopunny upppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

Lopunny said I'll tell you what happened, when Gyarados took me home, my boyfriend took me to the evil pub

Conkeldurr said You're a naughty traitor

Tyranitar said I knew we had a spy

Lopunny said I told Gyarados about him and he suggested that I dumped him

Gyarados said The evil pub will never win

Tyranitar said Indeed

Aegislash said I'M BORED

Evil twin said Hehehe. I was the one who spent the night with Lopunny

Excadrill said IT WAS THE EVIL TWIN?

Aegislash said Capnneedsthewash was innocent?

Tyranitar said Gyarados never gave us cheap or legal beers

Garchomp said Yohoho. Shut up Tyranitar

Tyranitar said You were the one who made the unfunny currents joke

Aegislash said BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP AND DIE IN A HOLE

Lopunny said The evil twin tried to seduce me

Tyranitar said The evil twin is really ugly

Excadrill said So are you

Tyranitar said Laugh now

Salamence said So what was this about bedding?

Gyarados said I went to bedding in order to arrange for a mate to bring in some scallywag for me

Salamence said ARE YOU SURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE?

Gyarados said As sure as my name is Basil Gyarados...

...

...And I am 55 years old

Salamence said It is you

Everyone said Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Evil twin said EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I CAN'T TAKE ZE GOOD

*Evil escapes through da door*

Tyranitar said POO. He got away again.

Excadrill said I still can't believe people talk like this

Tyranitar said Aw, you believe you're important

Hydreigon said Has the jury reached verdict?

Head1 said I hope Gyarados is innocent

Head2 said Like the innocent pub?

Head1 said I hope you're guilty

Head2 said I saw you call Gyarados poo poo prison

Gyarados said PWISON

Cobalion said Knock knock

Virizion said Who's there?

Cobalion said Innocent

Terrakion said Innocent who?

Cobalion said Gyarados off course

Gyarados said oh wow

Tyranitar said Well done Gyarados

Excadrill said We always had faith in you

Garchomp said Long live the kindly crew!

Aegislash said Hmph fine

Salamence said Gyarados is the besssssssssssssssssst

Gyarados said FREE DRINKS FOR EVERYONE!

Excadrill said REALLY?

Aegislash said DECENT!

Tyranitar said Do we get free drinks too?

Gyarados said Err no, you three are getting yours on da expensive

Tyranitar said Poo

Everyone proceeds to stand there as though they've done something productive.

AN: Well done bravo! Gyarados is truly an innocent hero. I'm glad he managed to prove that he did no wrong. This story is great and it puts Of Mice and Men to shame, as that had a court trial scene as well. However, Bisharp and Evil Twin are annoyed and want revenge. That's why they plan on employing a force from another dimension to take out Gaia and steal the formula. Watch out for an another epic adventure.