(Tyranitar arrives at the innocent pub on his skateboard. He is wearing da baseball cap)
Tyranitar said Zip zip dipedi doo
Aegislash said Your power lacks legit
Tyranitar said I take great pride in my power
Aegislash said HA, MORE lIKE PoO
Tyranitar said Laugh now
(Excadrill arrives at the innocent pub) *applause*
Excadrill said I've arrived at the innocent pub
Aegislash said I don't want to do any work
Garchomp said Yarharhar, you have to
Excadrill said I wonder if we can beg for the day off
Tyranitar said Let's hop so, otherwise the evil twin will have a new customer
Aegislash said The evil twin shall never no true strength
Tyranitar said And Gyarados has treated us like a firm butt fair father figure
Garchomp said Yarharhar, why were you late to the pub little pub?
Excadrill said My name not little bud
Tyranitar said Tell us your story little bud
Excadrill said MY NAME'S NOT LITTLE bud
Conkeldurr said *hits Excadrill* YES IT IS
Garchomp said Yohoho, I want the story time
Excadrill said I was on my way back from the fancy dress party last night
Bus driver said The fancy dress party is just used for the funny costumes. Besides, Excadrill's shade of brown is too light
Tyranitar said Shut up, I think this is a gripping tale
Excadrill said As you know, I was on the way back from the fancy dress party. On the way back from the fancy dress party, my costume was stolen from Bisharp
Tyranitar said THAT'S TERRIBLE
Aegislash said No shadow juice for him
Conkeldurr said WAS IT A TINKY WINKY COSTUME?
Garchomp said WAS IT PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEANO?
Tyranitar said Did you get the costume back?
Excadrill said I chased him around town, I couldn't catch up to Bisharp. I couldn't get the costume back. I couldn't catch up to him.
Aegislash said Bisharp is suppa for the void
Hydreigon said How's it going everyone? *applause*
Garchomp said Yarharhar, good day Hydreigon
Conkeldurr said I WANT BEER
Tyranitar said Gyarados isn't even here to give us orders
Bus driver said You have to get on with your work anyway
Hydreigon said Have you heard the latest gossip
Head1 said I NEVER GOSSIP
Head2 said I never wet the bed
Head1 said Yes you do
Head2 said No I don't
Aegislash said Is it about wrist slitting?
Conkeldurr said IS IT ABOUT BEER?
Hydreigon said It's about Gyarados and the new barmaid
Excadrill said Conkeldurr's granddaughter Lopunny?
Tyranitar said I wouldn't mind a shove *tart of importance*
Excadrill said Stop farting Tyranitart
Tyranitar said Laugh now
Aegislash said I HOPE GYARADOS DOESN'T CHARGE HER SHADOW JUICE ON THE EXPENSIVE! OTHERWISE THE WHITE SWORD WILL STRIKE FROM ABOVE
Tyranitar said ...no it won't
Garchomp said Yarharhar, Lopunny is a girl? *laugh now*
Head 1 said I get her beers
Head 2 said I get her wine
Head 1 said YOU DRINK CHOCOLATE MILK
Head 2 said No I don't
Excadrill said What has Gyarados got to do with her?
Hydreigon said Remember the Christmas party?
Tyranitar said Gyarados never got me with his blowtickler *funny word*
Aegislash said Gyarados went way too far with that blowtickler
Conkeldurr said I WANT A BLOWTICKLER
Garchomp said Yarharhar, Gyarados and Lopunny were alone in the cupboard
Aegislash said Salamence wasn't as pleased as shadow punch
Tyranitar said I only made one p from punch
Garchomp said YOLHOLHOL. I made the punch
Tyranitar said Come to think of it, Gyarados wasn't here last night, and he said he was going to give Lopunny a lift home
Conkeldurr said I HOPE LOPUNNY SAID THANK YOU
Tyranitar said And where's Salamence?
Excadrill said This is like an episode of eastenders season 70
Aegislash said I don't car! I'm applying for new job!
Tyranitar said O RLY?
Tyranitar said Hey, it's Gyarados!
Excadrill said Let's treat him like dirt for a change
Aegislash said Gyarados is really nasty! Let's carve him an IOU (grabs pocket knife)
(Gyarados enters the pub) *laugh now*
Tyranitar said Hello Gyarados. We're going to charge your beers for a million pounds as you're late
Excadrill said You're now the lowest rank in the crew
Head1 said I have the higher willy
Head2 said You just saw a picture of Conk
Head1 said No I didn't
Head2 said Yes you did
Head1 said I've had sex
Head2 said OW,YOU MEAN LIKE GYARADOS WITH LOPUNNY?
Gyarados said Don't be ridiculous
Aegislash said SAY SORRY FOR BEING LATE YOU PIECE OF SPAGEHTTI
Tyranitar said Where?
Conkeldurr said I want spagehtti
Excadrill said The spagehtti was a lie
Tyranitar said You mean like the oil?
Garchomp said Yohoho, I've had spagehtti for breakfast
Excadrill said More like spagehtti hops
Tyranitar said So why are you late Gyarados?
Excadrill said Maybe he's been smuggling
Tyramitar said With Lopunny's virginity
Gyarados said Stop this nonsense. I'VE HAVEN'T BEEN SLEEPING WITH LOPUNNY! :D Why aren't you serving any hungry customers?
Tyranitar said We served them all while you were gone
Aegislash said We even gave some the dark bed and breakfast
Gyarados said Okay then
Tyranitar said He didn't scream would you like it on a golden tray?
Excadrill said Gyarados in denial *winks at the audience*
Aegislash said We can run the innocent pigsty better than you can
Gyarados said Would you like to receive todays earnings?
Garchomp said Yohoho. Spend the money on sweets
Gyarados said You lot cover for me, I'm going to hide in the inn
Tyranitar said Maybe its the police?
Excadrill said Maybe its Salamence with his frying pan
Aegislash said I think Salamence should be hit by the van while taking a nap on the road
Gyarados said Err, shut up Aegislash
Garchomp said Yarharhar, you look worried me hearty
Conkeldurr said I want beer
Gyarados said Can I have a board beer cONKELDurr?
*Gyarados and Conkeldurr head up to da inn*
*Bisharp busts in*
Bisharp said Where's the rent boy guvners
Head1 said I always pay the rent
Head2 said You're a rent boy
Head1 said No I'm not
Head2 said Yes you are
Tyranitar said I run the pub, I say what goes
Garchomp said But Gyarados runs the pub
Bisharp said There's the little kangaroo shit
Excadrill said Give back my costume Bisharp Bully
Bisharp said I didn't want to dress up a sailor anyway guvner *laugh now*
Garchomp said Yarharhar, I WAS A SAILOR
Excadrill said Shut up Garchomp
Aegislash said I think you should die in the void. I HEAR ITS TUM RUM FROM HEAR
Garchomp said Yarharhar, does it some beef?
Bisharp said IS IT SYDNEY BEEF?
Bus driver said The show relies on too many stereotypes, though it is clever how an actual area in Australia is referenced
Bisharp said Coming to the evil pub guvner?
Bus driver said The evil pub is far more realistic. I'm going there if the innocent pub racism doesn't stop
Tyranitar said We'll give you an innocent pub goody bag?
Aegislash said It has shadow sweets in it
Bus driver said Excellent, people should stop running season 2 to the ground and watching it anyway
Excadrill said Like you are doing right now?
Tyranitar said Oi! The goody bag will change his mind until he starts reviewing the episodes
Gyarados said Listen Conk, I need your help
Conkeldurr said I'm always useful
Gyarados said Unlike a certain group of market traders called a bit of this and bit of that and are actually called Tyranitar, Excadrill, Aegislash I know
Conkeldurr said They never give me free beers
Gyarados said Listen, as you know I took your granddaughter Lopunny home from the pub
Conkeldurr said DID SHE SAY THANK YOU?
Gyarados said (slowly) Oh yeah
Conkeldurr said GOOD!
Gyarados said But Salamence believes I want have a bit of fun in the barrel with her
Conkeldurr said Where were you last night?
Gyarados said I was in bedding
Conkeldurr said WERE YOU IN BED WITH LOPUNNY?
Gyarados said NO!
Conkeldurr said If you were, you'd better tell her a bedtime story
Gyarados said Sure. Anyway, I want you to make a phone call to Salamence. I saw him selling tissue boxes for 4 million in the market.
Conkeldurr said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPHONE! *laugh now*
Gyarados said OLD PEOPLE DON'T USE IPHONES (Gyarados is holding an iPhone with an AwesomePokemonSitcom skin) :D
*Conkeldurr picks up a landline phone, geddit cause he's old*
Salamence said A bit of that and a bit of this here. Much better than those pesants a bit of this and a bit of that
Conkeldurr said Hello deer
Salamence said What is it old man
Conkeldurr said Gyarados is at the pub!
Salamence said Then I'll have my usual conyac then
Gyarados said INNOCENT MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
*Garchomp comes upstairs*
Garchomp said Yohoho, I want to go to the dinge dungeons
Gyarados said Go away, this is an innocent phone call
Garchomp said Yarharhar, I hear Salamence
*Garchomp picks up da phone*
Garchomp said Yarharhar, GOODDAY SALAMENCE
Salamence said What is it pesant
Garchomp said YOHOLHOL, GYARADOS WAS IN BEDDING!
Salamence said GYARADOS IN BEDDING!?
Bus driver said You just used bedding as an unfunny sex joke
Garchomp said He was taking Lopunny home
Gyarados and Conkeldurr said SHUT UP!
Salamence said I'M HEADING STRAIGHT TO THE PUB RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Gyarados said I'm going to run away! Salamence might send me to pwison!
Garchomp said Yohoho. Maybe you should say sorry
Gyarados said But I didn't do no wrong. I'm innocent. JUST LIKE MY DEALS! I didn't do no wrong.
Tyranitar said I wonder why Garchomp likes the dinge dungeons so much? They aren't nearly as good as fatdonalds.
Excadrill said You just like fatdonalds as ur fat
Laugh now
Aegislash said I'M APPLYING FOR A NEW JOB
Tyranitar said No one cares
Excadrill said Yeah. The shitty status quo means you'll be working here for the rest of your life
Tyranitar said What are you applying for anyway? Can I have ALL the money?
Aegislash said No one understands me here. This new job will allow everyone to know what kind of shadow warrior I really am
Tyranitar said But Aegislash, I need you to make money for me
Aegislash said No by funda
Excadrill said This is a really funnay callback
Tyranitar said Indeed
Bus driver said Stop trying recapture the glory days, though I did cum a little when you referenced the oil
Tyranitar said I can't believe Gyarados lied to us about the oil
Aegislash said With the money from the new job, I'll be able to buy some lipstick
Excadrill said More like lipdick
*Lopunny enters the innocent pub* *laugh now*
Tyranitar said My big muscles say hello Lopunny
Aegislash said I'M DA COOLEST! LET'S GO ON A DATE TO FATDONALDS
Lopunny said I want to see Gyarados
Tyranitar said Things are getting steamy in here
Excadrill said Unlike your bed
Tyranitar said strawman
Head1 said It's Lopunny
Head2 said I wouldn't mind some
Head1 said You've never had some
Head2 said Neither has Tyranitar
Tyranitar said Laugh now
Aegislash said I hate working here. Me getting new job
Excadrill said You hate everything
Aegislash said The worold of shadows gets respect from me
Tyranitar said I bet the world of shadows is a naughty lie
Excadrill said You mean like a bit of this and a bit beer being scallywag?
Head1 said Gyarados got with Lopunny
Head2 said Everyone will think she's a tart
Head1 said I want jam tart
Head2 said Fatso
Tyranitar said I'm so glad I ate my greens
Excadrill said Yeah, when they're covered in chocolate
Laugh now
*Garchomp takes a tumble wumble downstairs*
Tyranitar said HEY GARCHOMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Garchomp said Yohoho, hello Tyranitar!
Bus driver said Awesome Pokemon Sitcom should've been more about selling junk and less about friendship
Aegislash said Your only friends are donuts and fiends in the void
Tyranitar said Is your new job in the void?
Excadrill said I bet Aegislash doesn't know what the void is
Aegislash said YES I DO!
Tyranitar said What with da tumble?
Garchomp said Yarharhar, Gyarados and Conkeldurr used me as a cannonball
Excadrill said So Gyarados has had enough of you then?
Garchomp said Yarharhar, I told Salamence the honest truth?
Tyranitar said That Gyarados was in bedding?
Excadrill said Salamence probably mistook the street bedding for being in bed with Lopunny
Tyranitar said Did you tell Salamence that Gyarados took Lopunny home?
Garchomp said YOHOHO, IDIDLEEDIDLEEDID
Tyranitar said GLASS OF WATER FOR GYARADOS? *Laugh now*
Excadrill said Do you want me to pour it?
Tyranitar said With pleasure
Aegislash said Salamence will be reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally cross!
Garchomp said Yohoho, I want a glass of water
Gyarados said Man I could do with a glass of water
Tyranitar said Sorry Gyarados, Garchomp gets your glass of water
Garchomp said Yohoho, Tyranitar loves me the most
Gyarados said Your no help
Aegislash said Capnneedsthewash, I suggest you hide in betty the feebled barrel
Gyarados said Excellent idea. Glad I thought of it
Excadrill said Hey Gyarados?
Gyarados said Go away, I hear Salamence's brand new shiny car
Aegislash said Salamence shall have a few slits coming his way. HE'LL BE GOING TO STRAIGHT TO HELL
Tyranitar said Maybe Salamence will give me a chocolate cake and tell us that everything is forgiven
Gyarados said He'll never give you.
*Salamence strolls in*
Bus driver said Stop using alliteration, it's too childish
Aegislash said I think ur to smelly
Salamence said Hello boysssssssssssssssssssssa
Tyranitar said Hey mate!
Garchomp said Yarharhar, good day Salamence!
Aegislash said I'm applying for new job. Soon Gyarados will appriciate me for who I am. THIS IS WHO I AM!
*Shoots Tyranitar with da blaster stick*
Tyranitar said Ow. Meanie.
Excadrill said Hahaha. That was really funnay
*Laugh now*
Salamence said *his brain explodes* SO YOU WERE THE ONE WHO GYARADOS WANTED TO HAVE A BIT OF FUN WITH!
Aegislash said I want capnneedsthewash to have a wash
Excadrill said This isn't helping th...
Tyranitar said Shh. This is too fun to miss.
Salamence said BOARD MEETING IN THE INNN
Aegislash said *his shadow brain explodes* Decent. Salamence will employ me as a member of a bit of that and a bit this
Tyranitar said Good luck Aegislash
Garchomp said Yohoho. Good bye Aegislash
Excadrill said Aegislash believes Salamence is going to employ him as a member of a bit of that and a bit of this. But Salamence believes Aegislash is the one who
had fun with Gyarados
Garchomp said I'm confused!
Excadrill said We'll be able to hear what's going on from up here
Tyranitar said I hope Aegislash doesn't get the job. We need him as a member of a bit of this and a bit of that
*In da inn*
Salamence said So how long has Gyarados been into you?
Aegislash said Gyarados has never been into me. He only saw power
Salamence said So you aren't a pesant?
Aegislash said Huh?
Salamence said Gyarados probably wants your shadow gold
Aegislash said Shadow warriors pay though wrist slits
Salamence said Then you have the golden knife
Aegislash said When are we going to get to the job interview
Salamence said I'm already in an interview about your job
Aegislash said Decent. I want da job.
Salamence said I bet Gyarados has given you plenty of jobs
Aegislash said ALL OF THEM WERE CLEANING THE FUCKING CUM OF THE TABLES
Salamence said So you did it on the taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaable?
Aegislash said Yes. It was horrible. I want money.
Salamence said So Gyarados has paid you to do him?
Aegislash said I did capnneedsthewash plenty of favours. HE NEVER GAVE ME ANY MONEY
Salamence said So Gyarados has lied to people?
Aegislash said Gyarados is always a liar, remember the oil?
Salamence said I bet he rubbed oil on you
Aegislash said Gyarados charged my shadow juice on the fucking expensive
Salamence said I bet he let you have wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
Aegislash said YUCK, ICKY! I WANT SHADOW JUICE
Salamence said I bet Gyarados gave you free shadow juice for your troubles
Aegislash said Gyarados gave me nothing for my dark power
Salamence said I bet Gyarados was into some dark power
Aegislash said Gyarados was always aware of the prophecy
Salamence said What prophecy?
Aegislash said That I'm da coolest
Salamence said Gyarados never said I was the coolest. Wa, Wa, Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*Fell sorry for him*
Aegislash said HA, THAT'S RIGHT, UR NOT WANTED.
Salamence said I always helped Gyarados with the smuggling
Aegislash said I don't want to help Gyarados with the smuggling
Salamence said I had a private yot. What do you have? Nothiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Aegislash said I have da playboy collection
Salamence said You were in playboyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Aegislash said I have steamy hot sex. Every night
Salamence said I bet it's with Basiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil
Aegislash said I would never do Gyarados, he is too smelly
Salamence said You're a pesant and a liar
Aegislash said You are a pathetic creature. Give me the job
Salamence said WHAT JOB?
Aegislash said The job as a member of a bit of that and a bit of this
Salamence said NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRR
Aegislash said Then why did you want to interview me you fool. Fall into the void
Salamence said You were the one who Gyarados hit with his blowtickler
Aegislash said Gyarados is reaaly naughty with the blowtickler
Salamence said I bet he did you in the cupboard
Aegislash said The cupboard is a nice place for you. Dark and out of the way
Salamence said I BET GYARADOS TOLD YOU TO SAY THAT
Aegislash said I wouldn't be surprised. UR REALLY MEAN
Salamence said So he did tell you to say that?
Aegislash said YOU WHINY LITTLE SHIT, I DO WHAT I WANT. YOU DON'T HAVE A SHADOW OF DOUBT
Salamence said You always whine
Aegislash said You always smell
Salamence said I bet Gyarados told you to say that too
Aegislash said Ur both rotten
Salamence said I bet you love the smell of fish
Aegislash said POO, I HOPE YOU TRY IN YOUR SLEEP
Salamence said I bet Gyarados tol...
Aegislash said SHUT UP YOU FEEBLED SPACEMAN AND LOSE TO ME IN A SHADOW ARM WRESTLING MATCH
Salamence said So you want a fight eh?A
Aegislash said At last, midnight fight
Salamence said IT'S DAYTIME YOU PESANT
Aegislash said The night shall be eternal when I rule this miserable rock we call Gaia
Salamence said I bet Gyarados has done everyone in Gaia
Aegislash said Capnneedsthewash is the scum of the the
Salamence said You're the scum of the pub
Aegislash said Don't call me scum you chocolate teapot
Tyranitar said Where?
Salamence said Go away hungry hippo
Tyranitar said Laugh now
Excadrill said You wanted a chocolate teapot as your a fat hippo
Laugh now
Aegislash said What was this about a fight?
Salamence said Still want one huh?
Aegislash said Always you faker loser
Salamence said Very well
*gets da frying pan out
Aegislash said I'm going to run away
*Aegislash runs downstairs*
Tyranitar said Hey Aegislash, why are you running away?
Aegislash said Salamence has the light frying pan
Excadrill said OH NO! Not Salamence's frying pan again
Bus driver said This implies that Salamence has used the frying pan before
Tyranitar said THANKS BUS DRIVER!
Aegislash said I'm going to hide in da barrel
Tyranitar said Watch out, it might have Gyarados' shit in it
Head1 said I always do mine the loo
Head2 said You do it on the floor
Excadrill said Just like Tyranitar?
Tyranitar said Laugh now
Lopunny said This is to terrible
Conkeldurr said I YOU SHOULD'VE SAID THANK YOU TO GYARADOS
Salamence said WHAT?!
*Aegislash does a shadow pwr slide into betty the barrel*
Gyarados said What are you doing here?
Aegislash said Shut up capnnneedsthewash, Salamence is here!
Tyranitar said This is so funnay bunnay
Excadrill said HAHAHA, THIS IS REALLY FUNNAY
Tyranitar said INDEED
Garchomp said Yohoho. There's a hungry customer
Lucario said You! Do you know a barmaid called Lopunny
Garchomp said Yohoho, she's really REALLY hot
Excadrill said This is going to truck
Tyranitar said I bet £50 on Lucario
Head1 said I bet £50
Head2 said I bet £69
Head1 said You've never had a 69
Head2 said You've never had a salt n shake
Conkeldurr said I bet £50 on my son
Tyranitar said Uh Oh
Lucario said So YOU were the one who took her home yesterday and ripped her off her dignity
Garchomp said Yarharhar, is it the dingy
Lucario said She'll now be known as slutty the slut by everyone in edge
Garchomp said Yohoho, maybe she could run away
Lucario said Do you know how much I spent on this wedding cake?
Excadrill said As you know, Lopunny is engaged
Tyranitar said I wish she was engaged to me
Garchomp said Yohoho, i trod in the poopy
Tyranitar said I think Gyarados left that
Lucario said ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING TO ME?
Garchomp said Yohoho, Lopunny's a fine kitty cat
Tyranitar said 1 + 1 = chicken! (LAUGH TRACK)
*Lucarion throws wedding cake*
Conkeldurr said HEHEHE. YOU GOT A CAKE THROWN AT YOU. WELL DONE SONNY
Tyranitar said Looks like the wedding cake was a lie
Lopunny said Stop! Garchomp wasn't
Excadrill said Eastenders season 71 must be being shot here
GGyaarados said DON'T TELL THEM IS WAS ME!
Salamence said WHAT!?
Tyranitar said Can we eat?
Aegislash said I'm going to hide in da inn
Garchomp said Yohoho, I want a piece of cake
Tyranitar said You need a bath
Excadrill said So do you
Laugh now
Head1 said I want cake
Head2 said Fatso
Head1 said I made the wedding cake
Head2 said The wedding cake I made was bigger than yours
Head1 said Yours was carrot, this is chocolate
Tyranitar said Where?
Aegislash said Greedybutts, we're going to hide in the inn, not eat chokky
Laugh now
Gyarados said OH NO!
Salamence said Prepare for a taste of my frying pan
Conkeldurr said I want fried chicken
Salamence said Shut up old man
Lucario said Were you the one who ruined my granddaughter's reppy?
Lopunny said Stop
Excadrill said Lopunny is strong and independant
Tyranitar said She's never dated me and I gave her free beerz
Excadrill said I gave her free champaign and she still hasn't dated me
Aegislash said Curses. I gave her free shadow juice. IT NO FAIR
Head1 said I always get the girls
Head2 said Yeah, a sex doll
Head1 said You play with dolls
Head2 said I read playboy
Hydreigon said Shut up. This situation has gotten out of hand
Garchomp said Yohoho. I'm covered in cake
Hydreigon said ORDER IN DA COURT
Head1 said I've never been arrested
Head2 said You always have the rest
Head1 said Lazybones
Head2 said Lazybutts
Excadrill said As you know, Gyarados is going to have a trial for his adultery. Conkeldurr is the judge, Gyarados is the accused, Hydreigon is the lawyer and the muskateers
are the jury
Tyranitar said Aren't we the jury?
Aegislash said I don't feel like I belong in here
Cobalion said Knock knock
Virizion said Who's there?
Cobalion said Doctor
Terrakion said Doctor Who?
Cobalion said You just said it!
Tyranitar said The muskateers are so funnay
Gyarados said I DON'T WANT TO GO TO PWISON
Aegislash said I bet capnneedsthewash did Lopunny
Gyarados said Do you want your beerz on da expensive?
Excadrill said You won't be running the pub for long
Tyranitar said Yeah, Salamence will report you to the police
Garchomp said Yohoho. I've got sultarnas in my ears
Salamence said Too baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
Aegislash said I don't want to sit next to Garchomp
Conkeldurr said Shut up and get on with the fucking trial
Garchomp said Yohoho, I did the stinkee fart *laugh track*
Hydreigon said As you know, Gyarados has been accussed by Salamence of doing Lopunny
Garchomp said Yohoho. I was accused by Lucario of doing Lopunny
Gyarados said No one cares about you
Garchomp said Yarharhar, I actually had currents in my ears
Aegislash said WHAT. ARE. YOU. ON. ABOUT. YOU. PIECE. OF. CRUST?
Garchomp said Yohoho, I had currents in my ears instead of sultarnas (Boo track)
Head1 said Shall we just finish the episode?
Head2 said Good idea
Salamence said I call...Lopunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to the stage
Tyranitar said C u in court Gyarados
Gyarados said I'm already in court you obese *unfinished line*
Laugh now
Salamence said So you were the one who Gyarados did? I can understand why.
Tyranitar said He didn't say that about you Aegislash?
Aegislash said SHUT UP!
Excadrill said Yeah, this isn't your story
Salamence said DID GYARADOS DO YOU?
Lopunny said No way
*betty falls over*
Everyone has a big gasp
Gyarados said See. I told you I didn't do Lopunny
Tyranitar said Does that mean you'll date me?
Aegislash said I always gave her free shadow juice
Lopunny said Why would I go out with an ugly old man like Gyarados?
Gyarados said Oi I'm young
Conkeldurr said HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT GYARADOS! SAY SORRY AT ONCE
Salamence said I bet you set Lopunny upppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
Lopunny said I'll tell you what happened, when Gyarados took me home, my boyfriend took me to the evil pub
Conkeldurr said You're a naughty traitor
Tyranitar said I knew we had a spy
Lopunny said I told Gyarados about him and he suggested that I dumped him
Gyarados said The evil pub will never win
Tyranitar said Indeed
Aegislash said I'M BORED
Evil twin said Hehehe. I was the one who spent the night with Lopunny
Excadrill said IT WAS THE EVIL TWIN?
Aegislash said Capnneedsthewash was innocent?
Tyranitar said Gyarados never gave us cheap or legal beers
Garchomp said Yohoho. Shut up Tyranitar
Tyranitar said You were the one who made the unfunny currents joke
Aegislash said BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP AND DIE IN A HOLE
Lopunny said The evil twin tried to seduce me
Tyranitar said The evil twin is really ugly
Excadrill said So are you
Tyranitar said Laugh now
Salamence said So what was this about bedding?
Gyarados said I went to bedding in order to arrange for a mate to bring in some scallywag for me
Salamence said ARE YOU SURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE?
Gyarados said As sure as my name is Basil Gyarados...
...
...And I am 55 years old
Salamence said It is you
Everyone said Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Evil twin said EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I CAN'T TAKE ZE GOOD
*Evil escapes through da door*
Tyranitar said POO. He got away again.
Excadrill said I still can't believe people talk like this
Tyranitar said Aw, you believe you're important
Hydreigon said Has the jury reached verdict?
Head1 said I hope Gyarados is innocent
Head2 said Like the innocent pub?
Head1 said I hope you're guilty
Head2 said I saw you call Gyarados poo poo prison
Gyarados said PWISON
Cobalion said Knock knock
Virizion said Who's there?
Cobalion said Innocent
Terrakion said Innocent who?
Cobalion said Gyarados off course
Gyarados said oh wow
Tyranitar said Well done Gyarados
Excadrill said We always had faith in you
Garchomp said Long live the kindly crew!
Aegislash said Hmph fine
Salamence said Gyarados is the besssssssssssssssssst
Gyarados said FREE DRINKS FOR EVERYONE!
Excadrill said REALLY?
Aegislash said DECENT!
Tyranitar said Do we get free drinks too?
Gyarados said Err no, you three are getting yours on da expensive
Tyranitar said Poo
Everyone proceeds to stand there as though they've done something productive.
AN: Well done bravo! Gyarados is truly an innocent hero. I'm glad he managed to prove that he did no wrong. This story is great and it puts Of Mice and Men to shame, as that had a court trial scene as well. However, Bisharp and Evil Twin are annoyed and want revenge. That's why they plan on employing a force from another dimension to take out Gaia and steal the formula. Watch out for an another epic adventure.
