1Jonah Jameson walked into his office. He was still larger than life and had an all most monopoly grip on the newspaper industry in New York if not the U.S. He had a reason for his success of course, Spider-Man. The desk was filled with foolish nick nacks and papers with no real purpose. Some said Jameson's desk was dirtier than some of the reporters. Jameson opened one of the drawers and took one of his cheap cigars and light it. Hoffman his nervous assistant came in.

"Sir-

"Dont sir me Hoffman get over here! Did you bring the sales numbers?"

"Yes of course" Jameson snatched the paper. His emotions went immediately downhill. He nearly choked on his drugstore cigar. Jameson struggled to come up with a smart-ass threat to the disappointing sales numbers

"What the hell is this!"

"Well your still in the lead sir."

"I dont get it! Im delivering them the crooked crawler."

"Youve been playing with the same story for all most 4 years."

"What I am I supposed to tell him to do Hoffman! I dont think hed be open to suggestions to boost his image!"

"Well Peter's been-"

"Parker! Get him in here!"

"Hes on an assignment." Jameson sighed

"You tell him to get him in here as soon as the sun rises or he is fired!"

"Sir hes getting married"

"I didn't ask for his biography." Hoffman walked out with a displeased look on his face. Jonah knew he had made him pissed off and was glad to do so. The day was coming to a close at the Bugle the last stories were being turned in and reports were leaving. Jonah took a sip of cold coffee from the morning, and put on his coat. Jonah closed the doors to his office and walked out into the newsroom. The remaining people were working on the edition for the following morning, A recently hired reporter who was Jameson's butt kisser walked up and assured him his article would be an example of stunning journalism. Jonah actually felt sorry for the kid he knew the editors would butcher his article, but he humored him saying he'd read the copy he personally printed out for him. A crowd was beginning to form by the elevator, but Jonah could get a spot on the next ride down. These people were mainly classified editors and he could push them to the side. After all he reached the parking garage he realized he was still holding on to the article he was given he ripped it up and threw it and continued to his limo. Jonah approached his limo and opened the back door, to his surprise there was a cloaked figure sitting there. He didnt know whether to be afraid or to stand back from some sort of prank.

"Ben who the hell is this wacko?"

"He's dead. This wacko killed him." Jameson walked back only to trip over the corpse of his dead driver, his skull was crushed in..

"Come closer we were never properly introduced. You know I owe a lot to you."

Jonah was at a loss of words.

"How so?"

"Every great mad man has an alias, and you gave me mine" The figure ripped off the cloak and bursted out of the limo. It was the Green Goblin.

Jameson's reactions came out all at once, he threw his wallet at the Goblin.

"Here take my wallet! What ever you want just please dont kill me!"

"There are two kinds of monsters Jameson, the respected one whose weapon is his checkbook and his foul tounge and the masked one whose weapon is-

The Goblin took out an orange bomb.

"Please don't kill me! Please!"

"Do you know what the weakness of the first group of monsters is?" Jameson continued to plead for his life.

"When they cant bribe someone or destroy them mentally they are powerless." The Goblin took the article Jameson had just thrown out.

"You know you disgust me! It would please me greatly to kill you right now but you serve a purpose."

"What is that?"

"Do you know what makes people remember Jack the Ripper? Or the Zodiac Killer? They wrote to the papers and boasted about their evil doings. I am going to do the same. We seem to have a common enemy Jonah, Spider-Man. Your going to publish my articles and my prospective on Spider-Man will be the Bugles perspective. In fact the Bugle will be mine We are going to destroy the public's love for the pathetic web swinger and when he is at the lowest he can be I am going to kill him."

Kill Spider-Man? Without Spider-Man the Bugle was doomed.

"What if I refuse?"

"Ill make you wish youd never been born! I know there is only one thing worth more to you than money, your ape of a son. I won't kill you Jonah. That would be too easy. Im going to kill your son in front of your eyes and you'll be in the corner watching." Jameson was so stressed he felt like throwing up.

"Expect the first article shortly I have to wait for a delivery before I can write it. In the mean time I have to re-introduce myself to the city of New York." The Goblin through the crumbled up paper at Jonah and hopped on the glider and flew off.

Sorry for the delay. I hope you enjoy. Im a casual Spider-Man fan and I hope Jonah

's dialogue rings true he was hard to write.