The Sandlot
By Mutitoon90
Chapter Seven: The Pool of the Fox and the Raccoon.
It was a few weeks later after the telling of the tale of the Beast, when Sly and Ranma exited out of the local store with sodas and a new baseball, when Sly saw a lovely, teenaged vixen.
"Hey, what's wrong?" Ranma asked the raccoon.
Sly said only one thing: "Camelita Fox."
Ranma looked and saw the vixen himself.
"Oh, boy! Not again."
Sly stared at the vixen as she passed by.
"Come on, Sly!" Ranma announced as he started dragging the raccoon.
"Hey!" Sly yelled at his teammate.
"The guys are waiting for us!" The black haired boy stated as the teammates ran off to the sandlot.
Once at the sandlot, Ranma and Sly went to the dugout, which was more like a shack, where the others teammates were sweating.
"Here're the drinks!" Ranma announced with Sly as they passed out the drinks.
"I'm sweating like pig here!" Naruto yelled out loud after gulping his drink, "It's too hot out here!"
"That's without the fur." Crash said before returning to his soda.
"Yeah." Sly agreed.
"Sly would agree due upon seeing Carmelita Fox earlier." Ranma added.
"Hey!" Sly exclaimed, while the others with the exception of Sonic and Tails laughed at the raccoon.
"Come on! Let's play!" Sonic said, seemingly unaffected by the heat.
"It's…too…hot!" Trunks said, wiping his brow.
Sonic was upset, but knew the others would not agree with him.
"All right! What do you guys want to do?"
The teammates, except Tails, who was confused, were laughing and grinning mischievously.
"Pool honeys!"
"Sonic would had played baseball through any kind of weather, but going to the pool was the best alterative to baseball that he tolerated the best. We all claimed to have read 'gentlemen entertainment' magazines, which we lied about, because if we read one, we would have wet our pants."
"Cannonball!" Naruto yelled before jumping into the pool, splashing three sunbathing girls with pool water, and swimming with his friends.
But the real reason we go to the pool was Carmelita Fox, the lifeguard."
Then, Sly looked at the lifeguard's post and saw the vixen that he saw earlier in a red swimsuit and putting lotion on her body. Soon, the raccoon's teammates saw the fox.
"She doesn't know what's she doing." Zeke said.
"Yeah." Yoh agreed.
"Yeah, she does." Sonic said.
"I've been coming here ever since I've become an adult." Sly said, "And every summer, she's there, lotioning her body."
"Then, Sly Cooper did the most desperate thing any of us ever did".
The raccoon swam to the edge of the pool and got out and went to the diving board, which was at the same end of the pool as the lifeguard post was.
"What's that crazy coon up to?" Trunks asked.
"I don't know!" Naruto said.
"That's the deep end, and Sly can't swim!" Crash added.
The raccoon inched onto the diving board and inched to the end of the board, then he turned to the lifeguard and waved at her. Carmelita, seeing the raccoon wave at her, waved back out of being polite. Sly grinned, took a deep breath and jumped into the deep end of the poll.
"SLY!" The eight young males yelled as they swam out of the pool.
The vixen saw the raccoon's friends splashing after the raccoon jumped into the deep end of the pool. Without another thought, she went off the post and jumped into the pool after the now-drowning raccoon. A few tense moments later, the lifeguard emerged from the raccoon. Once out of the pool, the raccoon's very worried friends surrounded the fox.
"Sly, are you okay?" Tails yelled over the chorus of his teammates.
"Back up!" Carmelita yelled at the males before performing CPR on the raccoon.
"Sly, please make it!" Trunks cried.
"Come on, Sly!" Naruto yelled.
"He doesn't look good." Zeke worried.
"Yeah, but we have to try to help him!" Yoh said to his brother.
"Sonic, is he…?" Tails asked the hedgehog.
"I don't know." Sonic answered.
"Wake up!" Ranma shouted at the raccoon.
Carmelita was checking for a heartbeat, when Crash said something strange for a life or death situation.
"He looks like a fish."
Sly opened an eye and grinned for a second, confusing his friends. Then, the raccoon closed his eye and his grin disappeared. Carmelita returned her lips to Sly's and with a quick hand to the lifeguard's head, Sly Cooper kissed Carmelita Fox.
"OH NO!" Crash yelled, and on that announcement, the eight teammates (Tails was dragged by Sonic) ran out of the pool area for their very lives, if not for their safety, because the last guy, who had kiss Carmelita, had been in very serious and very deep trouble.
"You little PERVERT!" The vixen roared in a strong fury.
Then, the furious fox picked up the grinning raccoon and dragged him and threw him out of the pool area.
"STAY OUT!" The vixen yelled at the raccoon before returning to her post.
By the time Sly retrieved his clothes, the teammates were already dressed in their clothes.
"What were you thinking?!" Naruto yelled at the raccoon.
"Don't worry about it; I've been planning for years." Sly replied.
"Hear that?" Ranma announced, "Sly's been planning to kiss Carmelita Fox for years!"
"Hey!" Sly whined.
The teammates laughed at the raccoon.
"Sly did something low and sneaky, if not really cool. The rest would've done it, but Sly did; he had kissed a woman long and good. Carmelita would have beaten the raccoon senseless, but we wouldn't have blamed her. Since then, Sly would wave at the lifeguard, and she, looking at him from her post, would wave back and smiled."
Sly looked at the pool one more time and saw Carmelita waving at him. The raccoon waved back before leaving with his friends.
