A/N: Look at me go! Two chapters today! Bebe's bitchiness really comes out in this chapter so enjoy.
When I stepped into mine and Kenny's room I expected him to be fast asleep, I did not expect to see him listening to his ipod and dancing around in orange PJs with his back turned to me, singing 'Teeth' by Lady Ga Ga. "Got no direction -no direction, Just got my vamp -got my vamp, Take a bite of my bad girl meat..." he spun around, still not seeing me yet "... Show me ya tee-" His eyes widened when he saw me stood in the doorway and he ripped his ipod headphones out, throwing them on his bed.
There was a two second silence before I burst out laughing "Dude! Do you have a thing for Lady Ga Ga or something?" I teased. To my surprise he nodded and stepped aside to reveal a massive, signed Lady Ga Ga poster on the wall above his bed. My jaw dropped "Wow!" well that was unexpected. "I thought you were gay."
"I am" Kenny said. "But Lady Ga Ga is an absolute force! She's just sheer awesomeness! I love her music! Did you know she's a vamp?"
"No way!" I gasped.
"Yeah she covers her mark" he replied as if it was totally obvious.
"But why?" I asked curiously.
"Humans wouldn't buy her music if they knew she was a vamp" Kenny sighed. "It's a real shame, I bet her mark is stunning."
I slowly looked around the room taking in my surroundings. My bed was on the left side of the room and I was surprised to see that all of my stuff was there, everything from my old room: my books, my alarm clock, my phone, my laptop... just everything. I noticed a pot of concealer on my bedside table, walking over to it I picked the pot up, turned to Kenny and shot him a confused look. "Concealer?"
Kenny, who was now sat on his bed texting on his cell phone looked up at me and nodded "If we want to go out in public we have to cover up our tattoos" he explained. Then his eyes widened "Oh I totally forgot!" Then he started rumaging around in the draw of his bedside table and pulled out a folded piece of paper. "This..." he said, handing the paper to me "...is your lesson timetable for this year."
I unfolded the page, fully expecting to see something like: How to drink blood 101 or Coffin Maintainace For Beginners or something like that. To my relief the lesons were all kinda cool... until I saw what my first lesson of the day would be. "I got history first" I stated nervously, remembering the blistered and melted skin on Tweek's arm, the history teacher had done that to him.
"Don't worry" Kenny said reassuringly. "As long as you don't disrupt his teaching you'll be fine. What other lessons do you have?"
"Um, second I have Vampire sociology..." I started.
"I have that too!" Kenny cut in beaming widely. "You can sit next to me, I'm usually alone in the class 'cause the others have it 5th but now you're gonna be there, so that's cool."
"Ok " I smiled. "...Then I have a choice between Drama, Culinary Studies or Music."
Kenny nodded "Yeah I chose music because... I kinda wanna be a singer" he blushed "I really love it, but I heard the others are good too. So which one are you gonna choose?"
I thought about it for a second "I think I'd like to try acting so I'm gonna pick Drama."
"That's cool" Kenny said. "Who knows, you might end up being a famous actor like Johny Depp, he's a vamp too y'know."
"Maybe" I replied. "Then I have Archery and after lunch I have English and Horticultural Studies."
"I have Archery and Horicultural Studies too, but I have Fencing when you're in English" Kenny stated.
"Fencing?" I inquired.
"Yeah it's really cool, you get to kick ass. I love wiping the smile of Bebe Stephens' face, she thinks she's good at it but she's rubbish. One time we had to call in the paramedics 'cause she wouldn't stop screaming but it turned out she'd just broken a nail." We both laughed, then Kenny let out a loud yawn "Well, I think it's time we got some sleep" he said, we both climbed into our beds and he switched off the lamp on his bedside table. "Oh, I just think I should warn you, Tweek has nightmares."
Why would I need to know that?
...
It turns out I did need to know that. I only slept for one hour last night, every three minutes I heard a cry of "AHH! NO! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! TOO MUCH PRESSURE!" or "GAH! THEY STOLE MY CAT!" or "THIS ISN'T THE COFFEE I ORDERED!" and many others. His room is two doors away from us! I wonder how Craig manages to sleep when he's in the same room as the paranoid blonde, I'd have to ask him later.
Not that I could have got any sleep anyway, for some reason I felt restless, like I had way too much energy to sleep. Weirdly I still didn't feel tired, I felt like I have enough energy to run three marathons and still be wide awake. I put down the book I was reading, which ironically happend to be Dracula. Then I got my clothes out of the wardrobe against the wall that was opposite the beds and quietly tiptoed -because Kenny was still asleep- into the en suite. I had a quick shower, got dressed and brushed my teeth. I'm so glad that vapires don't really have fangs, it wouldn't suit me, but our teeth and nails are quite sharp.
I glanced at my reflection, it still mades me gasp everytime I saw the swirling green patterns that cascade down to my jawline. I noticed that I looked exactly how I felt, wide awake. When I walked back into the room Kenny was already up and dressed. "Wow, you look like you had a good nights sleep" he stated.
"It's weird, I feel like I had a good nights sleep, but I only slept for an hour last night" I replied. Kenny paused and looked like he was deep in thought for about two seconds, then he grabbed a note pad and started scribbling something down in it. "What are you doing?" I asked.
"Principal Victoria said we had to take notes of any differences between you and us blue vamps and report them to her. It looks like green vamps don't need to sleep, well they don't need as much sleep anyway" he answered. I don't need sleep? Cool! Now I have more time to read and do homework!
I know! I know! I'm a dork.
...
So we went to the lunch hall for breakfast, I was happy to see that there was still no blood involved, I was in a world of my own as I poured my cereal and milk into my bowl. I was so busy daydreaming that I didn't see Bebe stood there trying to get my attention until I walked straight into her with a loud thud and we both stumbled backwards onto the floor. On closer inspection I realised that I was fine and there wasn't any food on me, which could only mean that when I looked across...
Yep, there was Bebe, sat on the floor trying to fight back... I couldn't tell whether it was tears or a vicious scream of anger, from what I'd heared about her it was probably the latter. Cornflakes were tangled up in her hair and stuck to her clothes, she was drenched in milk and orange juice and some of it was dripping off her fringe and nose, her face was bright red and she had started to hyperventilate.
I looked across at her friends, they were all wearing wide eyed expressions of shock and horror. Then I glanced at my friends, Stan, Butters and Tweek were looking at me as if to say 'Run while you still can!'. Whereas Kenny and Craig were laughing so hard that Kenny was choking a little on his toast and Craig's orange juice had just come out of his nose, which can't be a pleasant experience considering how acidic orange juice is.
I leaped up off the floor and held out my hand to help her up "I'm so sorry I didn't see yo-"
"It's fine" she growled, rejecting my help and getting up by herself. "These weren't my best clothes anywa-" There was a loud snap and Bebe suddenly shrunk a little in height. The hyperventilating picked up again "THOSE... WERE... MY... FAVOURITE... SHOES!" she said through gritted teeth, trying -and failing- to keep calm. She grabbed hold of my arm, digging her nails in to the point where they were almost breaking the skin, and hobbled out into the corridor dragging me behind her.
She slammed my back into the wall and pressed her hand down against my chest so that I couldn't move "What the fuck is your problem!" she snapped.
"My problem? What's your problem? I told you I'm sorry! It was an accident!" I answered.
I could almost see flames of anger spark up in her dark brown eyes "Look! I don't like you! But everyone seems to think you're cool just because you got 'special new markings'" she said in a mocking voice.
"What's your point?" I questioned, I was majorly confused as to where she was going with this.
"I'm the popular one around here!" she snarled. "I don't plan on giving up that title anytime soon, so just go back to your little group of loser nobodies and quit calling attention to yourself. Understand?" I nodded. "Good" she said then sauntered off down the hall.
Whoa! The others were right, she does have a dark side.
A/N: That Lady Ga Ga song is one of the songs that inspired me whilst writing this fic. If you haven't heard it you should check it out it's called 'Teeth'. I was listening to it the other day and my twin -even though she's three years younger than me we are extremely similar, so everyone calls us twins- sister walks in and says "Hey, this song is about vampires!" and I was like "Well no Lid, she just said 'got my vamp' because it's about werewolves." sarcastically of course. Then Lydia replied as she usually did, by flicking a v at me and saying "Shut up!" Yeah, great come back sis. I'm sorry I'm rambling on but I just thought I'd share my insane familly with you.
