Sakura looked at Hidan. He looked back.
"I WANNA DO IT!" They yelled together. Sakura glared at Hidan while Hidan stuck his tongue out at her.
"Let me do it! You said I could help then you never let me do any." Hidan whined. Sakura shook her head.
"It's my list. I choose who does it. You can do the next one." Sakura said.
"Promise?"
"Promise."
"Pinky-Promise?"
Sakura sighed. She stuck out her finger.
"Pinky-Promise."
"Can we kiss on it?"
"No."
"Please."
"No."
"How about-"
"One more word and I'll castrate you."
Hidan shut his mouth and Sakura walked out of the room.
*_*_*_*_*_*_*
"Sasoriiiiiiiiiiiii!" Sakura called, walking into his room. Sasori wasn't there. Again.
Then he heard the sound of wood hitting wood from inside the closet. Again, the door was wide open.
Walking over to the door, Sakura took a deep breath.
"Sasori?" Sakura called. She walked a few steps in before she heard the wooden noise again. She took a few more steps in before calling again.
"Sasori…?"
"Yes?"
Sakura jumped at the voice. She whirled around to see Sasori standing there, eyebrow raised.
"O-oh, hey, Sasori. I was looking for you. What're you doing in here?" Sakura asked awkwardly, stuttering a bit on her words. She put a hand to her chest in attempt to steady her erratic heartbeat.
"This is where I keep my puppets, Sakura. And I did make a new puppet." Sasori answered. Sakura's face flushed red a bit.
"O-oh, ye-yeah, that's true… Heheh" Sakura said, embarrassed.
"You needed something…?"
Oh, yeah. The list.
Sakura had totally forgotten.
Again.
"Well… I was wondering if I could… Stay in here with you for a while."
Sasori's eyebrow rose higher.
"Why…?"
"Because… Um… I'm scared?" Sakura said.
Sasori's eyebrow raised into his hairline.
"What in the world would you be scared of?"
Sakura tried to think. She shouted out the first thing that came to mind.
"Hidan is trying to rape me!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"WHAT?!"
Sakura winced. She probably shouldn't have said that.
'I couldn't have just said I was afraid of the dark? Come ON!'
"Hehe… Yeah, Hidan… Well he was kinda hitting on me … And he, um … Tried to make me get in bed with him… And I, uh, turned him down… And now he's stalking me and trying to make me sleep with him." Sakura lied. Sasori's eyes widened.
'I should have come up with a different reason for wanting to stay with Sasori. I only need to do it until I get the perfect chance to knock his head off… But now he's gonna kill Hidan. If that's even possible…'
"I am going to kill that bastard Hidan." Sasori growled and headed for the door. Sakura quickly jumped in front of him.
"No! D-don't kill him … I don't want him to know I told anyone about what he's doing. Just, uh, let me stay here for now and I'll be fine." Sakura said. Sasori sighed.
"Fine. But if he tries anything again-"
"I'll come to you."
Sasori nodded and handed her a pillow and a blanket.
"Here. You can sleep on my bed, since I don't really need rest…"
"Okay thanks. But… Can you get me something?"
Sasori turned his head slightly to look at her.
"Yes…?"
"Can I have, like, ten more pillows? I have a really bad headache and I need the softness."
Sasori stared at her.
"Uh… Sure…?"
Sasori walked over to a dresser and pulled out ten pillows and handed them to Sakura.
"Thanks Saso-kun!" Sakura chirped cheerfully.
"Saso-kun?" Sasori repeated, as if it were a foreign word.
"Yeah!" Sakura said. If he weren't a puppet, Sasori would've blushed.
Sasori was about to go back into his puppet closet, but Sakura stopped him.
"Sasori, stay in here!" Sakura said. Sasori turned around.
"I was doing something before you came in here. I would like to finish it."
Sakura shivered. She bet she knew what he needed to finish.
"Please? What if Hidan comes in and you're in the closet and he rapes me?"
"…Sakura, it's not sound-proof. I can hear what's going on from the closet."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease stay in here?" Sakura whined.
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"No."
"PLEEEEEEEEE-"
"Fine!" Sasori gave in and sat at his desk, facing Sakura.
"…Um, Sasori?"
"What is it now?"
"I can't sleep with you watching me…"
Sasori grunted and turned his chair around. Sakura smirked.
She took one of the pillows from under her head and threw it at Sasori. It hit the back of his head and Sasori whipped around.
Sakura closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep.
Sasori turned his chair back around after watching her 'sleep' for a few moments.
Sakura took another pillow. She used a little chakra and whipped it at Sasori's head. It hit and his head snapped violently forward, but it didn't fall off.
She had to keep in giggles as Sasori slowly turned around, a dark look on his face.
"Sakura…"
Sakura yelped and ran away as Sasori took out poison senbon.
She sped into her room and slammed the door shut, leaning against it and panting.
"I'm guessing he was mad?"
Sakura looked up at Hidan, who was watching her. Still trying to catch her breath, Sakura could only nod.
"Well, let's see what the next one is, since I'll be the one doing it."
Sakura handed Hidan the folded piece of paper. He unfolded it and his eyes scanned for the next number.
"Put Sasori and Deidara (after giving him lots of sugar) in the same room and lock it." Hidan read.
"Hidan?"
"Yeah?"
"Can I please do this one?"
"You already promised."
"I'll kiss you."
"…For a kiss we can both do it."
"Fine."
Hidan grinned and walked up to Sakura. She put out a hand to stop him.
"Only a peck on the lips." Sakura said. Hidan nodded and closed his eyes, leaning toward Sakura.
Sakura licked her hand and put it up to Hidan's lips then quickly pulled it away.
Hidan opened his eyes and grinned wider.
"Good, you find a room and you can get Sasori, I'll give Dei-kun the sugar." Sakura said. Hidan nodded and walked out of the room.
Sakura laughed. "Sucker."
*_*_*_*_*_*_*
"Dei-kun!" Sakura called and knocked on his door. After a moment, the door opened, revealing Deidara. His Akatsuki cloak was off and the usual ponytail was down.
"Sakura, un? What do you need?" Deidara asked. Sakura grinned.
"I was wondering if you wanted to have some tea with me."
Deidara stared at her for a moment before nodding.
Deidara led Sakura to the kitchen (since she still didn't know her way around the base).
"I'll make the tea." Sakura said. Deidara nodded and sat as Sakura heated up the water and pulled out the box of tea.
"How much sugar do you want?" Sakura asked.
"Just one teaspoon, un." Deidara replied. Sakura nodded and put one teaspoon of sugar. She did the same to her tea.
Then, stepping in front so Deidara couldn't see, Sakura poured the rest of the box of sugar into Deidara's tea.
"Here you go." Sakura said, stirring his tea so that the sugar would dissolve and wouldn't be all at the bottom.
"Thanks, un." Deidara said and took a sip.
Twenty minutes later
"WowSakurathatwasreallygoodteaIwassothirstyIloveteait'ssogoodIkindahaveaheadachenowIdon'tknowwhyhahaIlikechocolatedoyoulikechocolateIlikechocolateSasoriissomeanhetriedtohurtmetodaymyfavoritecolorispinkOMGLOOKABUNNY!" (Translation: Wow Sakura that was really good tea I was so thirsty I love tea it's so good I kinda have a headache now I don't know why haha I like chocolate do you like chocolate I like chocolate Sasori is so mean he tried to hurt me today my favorite color is pink OMG LOOK A BUNNY!)
Sakura sweatdropped as she watched Deidara run outside and play follow the leader with a bunny. He was even hopping.
'Well, that worked…'
*_*_*_*_*_*_*
Hidan walked into Sasori's room and saw him sitting at his desk. He hadn't seen Sasori all day, so he didn't get to see him with his bleached hair. He stifled a laugh as he walked up to him.
"Hey, Pinocchio, I need some help fixing a door." Hidan said. Sasori turned to look at him.
"Fixing a door…? Why would you need me for that?"
"Um… it's wooden?"
"…You're an idiot, Hidan."
"Fuck you! Just come with me."
Sasori sighed and got up.
"Fine."
*_*_*_*_*_*_*
"Hey, Dei-kun. Come with me, I want to show you something." Sakura told Deidara.
"OKAY!!!!!" Deidara said enthusiastically and jumped into Sakura's arms. Sakura wavered a bit, but carried him no less.
*_*_*_*_*_*_*
Hidan was leading Sasori to a large closet that he found near Leader's office when he saw Sakura. And she was carrying Deidara.
'What the FUCK?'
Deidara had his arms around Sakura's neck and his eyes were squeezed shut, as if he were afraid of falling. Not like he would be hurt at all if he fell, but hyper Deidara was also delusional Deidara.
"Here we are." Hidan said, stopping in front of a door. Sasori eyed it as Hidan opened it.
"Hidan, there is nothing wrong with this do-"
Sasori was cut off by Hidan pushing Sasori into the closet. Sakura rushed over and threw Deidara in. He landed directly on top of Sasori.
Hidan quickly slammed the door shut and put a lock seal on the door that could only be broken by his chakra.
Sakura doubled over in laughter as he heard Deidara screaming stupid questions at Sasori.
"SASORINODANNADOYOULIKEMILK?" (Translation: Sasori no Danna do you like milk?)
"No, brat! I don't drink anything!"
"HOWABOUTCOOKIES?" (Translation: How about cookies?)
"I DON'T EAT EITHER!"
Sakura clutched her stomach and doubled over in laughter as Hidan fell to the floor, cracking up. (Rotflmao)
Wiping a tear from her eye, Sakura stood up straight and took out her list.
"Number twenty-five, Sneak up behind him when he is sitting down, then grab his shoulders and pull him back fast down to the floor and when looks up at you stick your tongue at him."
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Yay I'm finally done with this chapter ! I just got back on Saturday from my vacation and I was working on this chapter since then . Please review . If you don't, I'll send hyper Deidara to talk your ears off . :3
