Disclaimer: (And do I really need one?) Sega, not I, owns Sonic and all related items.
Vector was extremely bored one day and decided to look up some music on his Eggphone 5, and he came across one particular song that got stuck n his head. He began singing it aloud for everyone to hear, his normally raspy and scratchy voice being majestically conducted into chords of beauty, each word out of his mouth forming great imagery in the minds of people that listened to the song. Silver sat close by one of those people who heard the song, and hence he heard the song himself. He was transformed into his super form by the encouraging words and saved an alien planet of kittens. Then the alien kittens were adopted, the whole world made peace and all was well in the world. Even Mephiles himself didn't cause any trouble due to hearing the song. But then strange things were happening. Sonic was told that he had a friend in everyone, to be prepared, he should view every place he went as a whole new world, and that everything is awesome. Sonic suddenly realized that Vector must've been listening to 'His World' and now everyone expected the world to be great with him in charge. Sweating out a new ocean and forgetting he couldn't swim for the moment, Sonic had every eye in the world on him. But then, Shadow appeared, came in like a wrecking ball, and rocked them like a hurricane. The people flew all over the planet with amnesia of the day's happenings. Sonic then thanked his ally, "Thanks man, in the dark of the night you descended like an angel of darkness, considered a monster, but you were a hero, and thanks to you, I'm awake and alive." Shadow nodded and said, "If you only knew, there's a party in the CIA, away, you have to make the climb though. Now I must go and see other gentlemen today, oh, and before I go," he then took out a sweet treat and popped it in Sonic's mouth, "Have a lollipop," Shadow finished. He then teleported, endless possibilities of where he went. Then Amy appeared next to him, he hugged her lovingly, a sunset painting the scene in front of a grassy lake. The two smiled at each other, lollipop magically disappearing right before he laid eyes on her, and she said to him, "Sonic, I'm sorry if I've been too 'annoying' recently." He then kissed her on the cheek and told her in a romantic tone, "Baby, that's what makes you beautiful." The two hugged each other as the sun's fading light glimmered over the lake, their time together being perfect.
I looked over what you just read, looked up, and glared at you for a few seconds. I then stand up and shout at you, "DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! I KNOW I MADE FUN OF SHIPPING IN THE LAST CHAPTER! IT WAS FOR PLOT CONVENIENCE!"
I then stomp away before saying, "I was actually a bit surprised I could even write that."
I then walk away silently leaving you to your happenings.
Espio was a ninja.
He liked to turn invisible, appear in front of people and scare them white.
He did this with Charmy who screamed like a girl in a horror film.
His bee friend then yelled at him, "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!"
Espio's response was: "Nin-Nin."
This phrase showed that he was a ninja.
Espio turned invisible once more to do more ninja things.
Elise and Chris Thorndyke were having an epic rap battle to the death to determine who was liked more then the other.
An announcer said: "Round one! Rap!"
Elise grabbed the microphone and then began singing: "Well Chris Thorndyke, I know who the fans don't like, and it's you! You've been too obsessed with Sonic and trying to reach him all day! But in the end you know my rhymes are more harmonic and I'll be the one who! Shall! Stay! In fact your so unliked you don't even have a clue!"
Chris then lamely replied with a chorus constantly going 'Aaaaaaaaa-uuuuu-aaaa-oooooo-aaaaah!' behind him he sang into the mike: " Well, ptth-I feel bad with the things you said...uh, in fact you make me feel nothing but, uh, dread!"
Now with Chris defeated in one round, Elise had one more to to to win to show that the fans that they should love her.
The announcer continued as before and said, "Let's see if Elise has won! And prove to the world she can beat this sap!"
Elise grabbed the microphone from Chris and rapped out: "I bet if we fought I'd beat you with a pinch! In fact, you'd be so easy it'd be a sinch! Do you remember Mephiles or Iblis at all?! NO! And that is due to me being the one who made them FALL! You and the fandom haven't seen me like this before, but I'll make sure that all ya'll remember this score!"
Now Elise bobbed her head, the beat had began to affect her blood, then suddenly Chaos came bursting in to release his perfect flood.
He swiped all seven emeralds and transformed once more, absolutely sure that Sonic wouldn't beat him like in previous lore.
But you know who did show up to end this fight? It was Silver gone super, and he was ready to bite!
Well, the two fought long and harsh, the people started to complain they were in a marsh, but finally Silver won and kicked Chaos out the door, and it
was he who won the rap war.
That is the end of this chapter, and I hope that this chapter brought back any readers lost from the last chapter. (And I also have a special game to see
who can name all the songs I nodded to in the first part, if you do it then, uh, you get a, uh...virtual cookie! Yes! That! Enjoy your unmaterial treat if you
get it.)
Have a good day. -Dragon
