Deadpool was sitting in his king-size bed made out of gold. He was wearing red Pajamagrams.

"What are you looking at?" He asked you. "Why are you still here? Well, unless you wanted a post-credit scene for Civil War 4. Well, Alexa Ann Douglas is movin' kinda slow, and Novel Books really wanted to push this baby out, before the hype died down." Deadpool paused. "Oh, well I can say this: Deadpool's gonna be in it. Deadpool's gonna be in it. He's gonna be great. You can't wait.

Oh wait, you have to. Never mind. Bye."