A/N: As a result of my brain trying to escape very boring people that talk for a very long time.

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Hello, you're calling the Pond household!

Erm, the Williams household actually, but-

(Ponds, Rory. Darling, you're not fooling anyone.)

We're not available right now, but please leave a message!

And, uh, your number... Would be helpful.

(Ahem.)

Thanks.

Bye!

-BEEP-

Mr. Pond, are you quite done fetching our toothbrushes?

Because I need a word with you.

Why, before you left, did you think it would be a good idea to give that thing to him?
Well, stupid face, I'm gonna tell you how good an idea that was.

For the last- and I don't exadurate- thirty minutes, I have been refereeing a very silent, very annoying, staring contest.

I don't know if you are aware, but certain Doctors refuse to act human. And don't you dare point that out, because I know what you're thinking. But, If he's going to go parading around with a stupid human grin on a stupid human face, he could at least act the part!

But noo, he's all, "Bow ties are cool!" and "I wear a fez now!" and "I refuse to let this warlord give in!" Well, there's a name for you, Mister.

The cat now replies to Warlord.

(Amy, look how cute this creature is! Oh, you fluffy little destroyer of worlds!)

And now he says cute.

(Do you know how soft and fluffy you are? That's incredible! I think I may start licking myself too-)

(Oh, for Pete's sake, Doctor!)

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A/N: Review and Prompt!