PILE OF STORIES

Author's Notes: That's it. You won't review, I won't continue. Here is the last chapter, with no sign of romance. Envy will give you my attempt at humor, while Works and Dinner will bring you pure angst. That's why you should review!

Author's Notes: The 'Author's Notes' above are just a joke. This is not the last chapter. Well, the thing about no romance is true, but I mean Beauty/Heppokomaru romance. I decided for every six chapters, there will be one non-romance chapter. Works and Envy are pure randomness, while Dinner is my first attempt at Suzu/Rice pairing.

Works

Beauty and Heppokomaru are listening to Tokoro Tennosuke's stories. It was stories of love.

"Don Pacchi is astounded. That proportional body…that red color…the always opening mouths…he had found his love for the century. Now he will confess to her…and he will give everything he had to her. He will marry her. He will marry his love, a mailbox.

Tokoro Tennosuke is the most handsome jelly ever made. His manly eyebrows are enough to make all female jellies go starry-eyed, and his manly body just make he even more stunning. But he ignored all that. He ignored his handsome looks. He chooses to marry the unthinkable. Many of his fangirls are disappointed over his choice. He chooses to marry a chewing gum.

I was a square. I had sworn to God I am a square. Yet when I see her, I have no more doubts. She was there, claiming that she was a triangle. I could not believe it. Why, just why did she claim that she was? That single sight was enough. I am going to say that I was a triangle. I might get laughed at, but at least I'll be a step closer to that girl…

The Game Boy Pig move silently when…"

When Tokoro Tennosuke set his sight at the location of his listener, he found nothing.

Envy

"I swear I am mad at him!"

Beauty spent no attention to the bumbling orange (was it?) star. Heppokomaru, however, was annoyed.

"He couldn't keep his promise! I waited at him at the cliff and look what he'd done! He don't even move!"

Heppokomaru was more annoyed when the bumbling star moved closer toward him.

"So, I am going to break up with him!"

Don Pacchi was closer and closer to the annoyed Gasser when suddenly, a big, purple, wall clock is thrown to his head. When the clock successfully hit Heppokomaru, Don Pacchi jumped and took hold of the clock as if the clock was his girlfriend…

"My dear!"

Beauty already knew this will happen.

Dinner

"When I told you to eat, I also mean eat the rice."

Suzu looked toward her cook for few seconds before continuing her giant boiled fish. She couldn't let this delicious fish go away uneaten. She began to love a giant boiled fish when Bobo-bo stuff her mouth with it.

"Eat the rice, I tell you!"

The yellow-haired girl was often annoyed by her new companion. She always liked to eat her fish alone, but this rice-obsessed friend she befriended quite long ago always forced her to eat it along with rice. Most of the tries, he always failed…

"Eat it, please…"

Not even that kind of voice shook her resolve. She would eat it without rice even if her closest friend, who was standing right beside her, forced her multiple times. Why? Because a friend has no right to change her favorite way of eating. So, whatever her friend told her, she would not…

"Please, Suzu. Eat the rice."

But if her new boyfriend told her, she would.

Author's Note: That's it for this chapter. Please review if you like.