*Me* yaaa! im back
*Itaichi* We finnaly get a brake from the story and then she's here! arrgggggggghhhhh!
*Kisame* -gasp- i cant take it anymore!
If Kisame was taken to Victoria's Secret, he wouldn't even make it past the mall doors because one, he is blue u cant get more weird than that and two, he would be too busy being embarassest being in that store!
oh yeah! i almost forgot! thank you ProtectoraofmiLuna for answering my little questions here is her answer!
if kisame was with him that fish would try lots of stuff on. Sayin "does this color go with my skin?" holds up pink bra. Itachi would most like ly Stiffen, say "hnf" and go peek in the dressing
rooms cuz he's probably a pervasive as many fan stories say he is that way.
Thanks so much! It makes me very happy ;)
I woke up in a musty place. Actually, correction. I woke up in an old, musty place tied to a... I don't know what it was. It looked like some weird tree/pole object that was wrapped around me. Looks like they don't want me to escape.
"Hello? Helloooooo?" I shouted. "Darn it! You should at least respond when someone is talking to you!" Total silence. They really wanted me to be isolated huh? Finally someone came walking towards me. It was obvious that he had confidence in his stride and I thought, oh boy, another machoist. I wonder if he suspects anything of me?
He "unlocked" the tree while mumbling some non-hearable words, but the tree/pole roots still were wrapped around Lyoniese wrists. At least it isn't around my neck. I thought.
I decided to make a conversation. "Hey! Wow, you too huh? Are you all decedents of gorillas or something because it sure looks like it!" I received a small twitch in response that was all I needed to go on. "Maybe I could sing!" Everyone knows how good my song choice is- especially for annoying the crap out of everyone.
He responded, "If you want to have more chances of dying, sure." I stood there shocked.
"O. M. Geeeeeeeee! You sound just like blue boy!" I cackled happily. He looked at me as insane and then continued to say in a monotone voice, "Our leader wants to see you. Come."
"Is that a choice or is it more of a come, or else I will drag you because that is kind of getting annoying." I retorted. He said nothing. Then we ran into a wall. He did some more hocus pocus magic and I stood behind him, trying to figure out how I could get back to my home and out of this hectic place.
The wall opened and I walked into a… room? This room was huge and the celling was as tall as five-story floors. I started in amazement. "You know, I thought this was just going to be another tree nest were you gorillas chill but," I did a low wolf whistle, "you definitely win first prize for best gorilla with taste." I stared at him with a goofy face, waiting to get a comment or at least just a scary glare.
But, no. There is no noise. I turn and look at the leader. Of course, he's wearing a mask, so you can't see his face. "Awww, come on! I can't see your face. What, you have a really gorilla face?" My voice rang out in the air. Everyone was so stoic that I was almost tempting to poke them and say, are you frozen yet? Some ninja spun me around and forced me to look in his eye. I felt a little weird, like my vision was getting blurry, but then shook it off and backslapped him. He poofed back, a little shocked.
"What?" I sneered. "You really expect me to fall in you genjustu? Well, aren't we a little stupid. First of all, you're right in front of me, so you really expect me to fall in your little trick?" I swiveled around to see shocked and non-changing faces.
Then, I found my target. He was chest was covered in bandages and I zoned on him. "Hey! You're the man I hit with the knife!" His eyes slightly widened with shock, then narrowed down at me, probably scowling at me for his future embarrassment.
"Hrmm." The leader cleared his throat and everything went still. I looked at him curiously, wondering how much power he must have in order to have the room go quiet in an instant.
"You there," He started. I looked at him with a mild, "Hmmm? What do you want?"
"What is your name?" His authoritative voice rang out in every corner in the room.
"Lyoniese." I said defensively. "Hey! I got a good one! What's your name?"
"That is of no importance."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yes."
"Scardy gorilla!" The room was deadly silent now.
"What did you say?" He drew his words out v…e…r…y slowly.
"I said, you're a scardy gorilla!" I smiled for all the world to see. The man drew himself up from his chair. "Never mind that." He said while brushing off the imaginary dust from his ninja outfit. "Now, tell me what you know of the Akatsuki members. They are obviously afraid of your knowledge."
"Ohhhhhhh. Someone's straightforward. Well, do I really look like I will hand over their weaknesses?" Suddenly my head was encircled in knives floating around me. "Hey! Stop doing hocus pocus magic! I can't do that so that's not fair! Fine I'll tell you. Big bully." I took a deep breath and everyone in the room seemed to lean in.
"They hate nursery rhymes, face paint, name calling you name it! Anything childish they hate. Oh yeah! I almost forgot. They absolutely hate hugs. Hugs are a big no-no." There was a deaf silence.
"Opps. Did I say something wrong?" I chuckled nervously.
"Enough! You're trying to get me to fall into your childish traps. Well that's not happening! Guards, take her away. Don't even bother the chakra handcuffs. She's just a weak mortal." He grinned evilly and while I was being led away, I shouted,
"Awww! You're so mean! Hey monkey breath, go eat a banana! It'll do you wonders. See you later… or not!"
And with that, I was out the door and back to my cell. I inspected it carefully. I noticed it had a jagged wall and a window. They must think very lowly of me to put me in such a bad- made cell. Well, they're going to pay for their mistakes. I search around for a good foothold and found one. I climbed, grabbing different jagged edges. "Ow!" I took my hand back and saw a thin line of blood forming in my palm. "Oh well." I muttered. I finally reached the top of the window sill. (Believe me, these cell are HUGE!)
"Ahhh finally made it!" I heaved myself onto the sill and look down. Let's just say that I was higher than I thought.
"Look! They have a moat. This is sooo medieval. Maybe if I dive like I do off of port. I love port jumping. It gives you the exciting thrill of flying for a second then you have the cooling water come and greet you. I eyeballed the water and decided that it was deep enough. Here goes nothing! I thought and with that, I jumped.
Whoosh. At first it was nothing. Then the water came up and greeted my face. SPLOOSH! I clawed franticly for the surface and broke it. I swam for the shore and wrung myself dry. I turned around and thought, this is wayyy to easy. Suddenly I dove for cover. A party of ninjas soon came out. Damn it! They heard me.
I scrambled up a tree. The ninja party broke up and split into groups. A ninja jumped on my tree branch and looked right at me. I took this chance to do the element of surprise. I tackled him football style and knocked the lights right out of him.
I took a running jump and then roughly landed next to the fallen ninja on the floor. I was bent over him, slowly picking through his weapons. Finally could chose so I took the satchel off of him and tied it around me. Then, I proceeded to drag him out of sight. He's going to have one hell of a hangover when he wakes up.
Time to run.
*me* muahahahahhahahahahahha those ninjas are sooo stupid even i could beat them
*Kisame* im bord
*Itachi* me too
*Kisame* i want some action!
*me* dont worry, youll get some embaresment-i meeean, action soon
What would you do if Akasuki poofed into your room and was powerless?
