There is No Need for War (Love is an Open Door)

(Stalin) [Talking] Okay, can I just say something crazy?

(Hitler) [Talking] I love crazy!

(Stalin) All my life I've wanted to keep my country safe. Now I realize the truce we can do.

(Hitler) I was thinking the same thing! I mean, I've been striving my whole life for more living space. And maybe it's my conquests talking or the Reich I pursue.

(Stalin) [Chuckles] But with you…

(Hitler) But with you…

(Hitler) I see more space…

(Stalin) I can keep safe…

(Both) This is a truce like we've never heard of before! There is no need for war! There is no need for war! There is no need for war!

(Stalin) With you.

(Hitler) With you.

(Both) There is no need for war…

(Hitler) I mean it's crazy…

(Stalin) What?

(Hitler) We each have similar-

(Stalin) Sandwiches!

(Hitler) I meant governments but fine!

(Stalin) I've never met someone-

(Both) Who treats people the same! Kill! Kill again! Our armies' mobilization means mutual decimation

(Hitler) You-

(Stalin) And I-

(Hitler) Were-

(Stalin) Meant-

(Both) To have peace!

(Stalin) Say goodbye…

(Hitler) Say goodbye…

(Both) To the wars of the past we don't have to fight them anymore! There is no need for war! There is no need for war! I can gain so much more!

(Stalin) From you!

(Hitler) From you!

(Stalin) From you!

(Hitler) From you!

(Both) There is no need for war…

(Stalin) Can I ask you something crazy?

(Hitler) [Chokes]

(Stalin) Are you going to invade my country?

(Hitler) Can I say something even crazier? Yes!

(Stalin) Great! Wait what?!

(Hitler) Barbarossa bitch!